This is completely unrecognizable from the original...
Every day, a new problem would pop up for Hebei. Wether it was floods, famines, barbarian raids, there had always been problems in the yellow river valley.
Hebei was walking through the southern bamboo forest, thinking about what he should do for the current famine. The barbarians had raided his village again, and burned down the granary once again, as usual.
The soil was very wet, so Hebei had to watch his step every now and then. He sighed. "Flooding season again."
His mind was boggled with thoughts. He wanted to go back to the Sahara, where he didn't have to deal with all these problems alone, where they had feasts, houses, where they burned down the Sahara, and got first degree burns, where they had gotten nearly every animal in Africa to chase them down…
Hebei shook his head. Maybe life here wasn't so bad.
Suddenly, he bumped into someone.
"Sorry!" he spurted out.
Suddenly, the girl turned, and Hebei found that she somewhat resembled him. Black hair, same eyes, and about the same height.
"Aru?"
China realized something, and the expression on his face turned. "Oh, you must be a part of China aru!" Hebei realized. "You can call me-"
"I know your name!" She said. Suddenly, a strange smile came to her face. "You Hebei, Little brother right?"
Hebei backed away, angry. "I am not your little brother, I am the-!"
"Little brother, you can call me Jiangsu!"
"I am not your little brother!" Hebei gritted his teeth in frustration. "Look, you are a part of China!"
"Let me guess little brother, you want us to unify so we can become stronger." She paused for thirty seconds.
Hebei's face was expressionless, she had completely read his mind. Jiangsu resumed talking.
"Listen, I am the elder, so I have to be in charge, but I don't have any experience of responsibility!" She stated. Something changed in her eyes. Her emotions were hard to read. "When I know what to do, I will tell you little brother." And she left, walking further down south, torwards her home.
Hebei was speechless, and started back north a few minutes later. But it was then, when he realized that if she was a sister, there had to be more relatives.
And in the distance, hope seemed to rise again.
A few days later.
"Hey Hebei! More food!" A fat gray haired man yelled.
Ever since Hebei's encounter with Jiangsu, there had been a lot of people popping up, claiming to be relatives. But none of them looked related to him whatsoever.
"You are not relative, nor will you ever be!" Hebei yelled. He glared at him, to see him floating in a goldfish pool. "Ai-Ya! Get out of the goldfish pool aru!"
"What, it's pretty comfy in here!" And he took one of the goldfish, and ate it raw. "Mmm! Sushi!"
Hebei stared at him in horror. "I… am… not JOMON! Out aru!"
Suddenly, a girl appeared right behind him. "Hebei, I think I broke this ugly doll of yours." She held up a panda completely covered in paint and ink.
Hebei's face became tighter, trying to conceal anger.
"Ai-ya! You messed him up!"
"I-" She was immediately interrupted.
Suddenly, America entered the house. "Yo China! Ultra-sweet party bro!"
Hebei stared at him out of confusion. "You're not even in this time period!" he yelled.
America paused for a second, and suddenly disappeared.
Then all at once, everyone in the house needed Hebei for themselves.
"Hebei!"
"Hebei?
"Hebei!"
Suddenly, something in Hebei's mind snapped. He began a roaring rampage of revenge. "THAT IS IT ARU!" And suddenly, he punched through the clay wall with ease. "Ai! Ai! Ai!" He banged his head on the wall, crushing it.
"Run!" Someone cried.
Everyone left, except the fat man in the goldfish pool, who couldn't get out. He was too lazy to lift himself out."Er… someone help me out!"
"I WILL!" Hebei yelled, and he took his arm and launched him far off into space.
"NOT LIKE THIS!" Fatty yelled.
When the house instantly collapsed, he suddenly fainted.
The fate of old chapters; 1- edited.
2- Will appear later.
3- Re written.
4- Minor edits.
5- Minor edits.
6- Minor edits.
7- Re written.
8- Minor edits.
9- Scrapped.