Blonde Bombshell

Summary: George is completely crazy about Luna's hair, like certifiable crazy. George/Luna

Disclaimer: I own nothing that is recognizable; characters, locations, or anything that can be found in the Harry Potter books.

Author's Note: I'm completely fascinated by the George and Luna relationship and hair. Takes place: anytime pre- Deathly Hallows, but more specifically during Luna's fourth year and the twins seventh. This story may not make any sense. Italics are George's fantasies but you should figure them out. Also, this may edge on pervy.

It's basically a crazy parade. Wanna jump on the train? ENJOY!

Chapter One: Braids

Astronomy class was in no way appealing. Sure, it meant being able to be outside the castle after dark but the professor was there, so it made the experience less fun. Students argued they would learn more if they were just allowed to be out by themselves to marvel at the starlight sky, but teachers knew that the students just wanted to snog in a romantic area without a teacher's interruption.

"Okay class, today we are going to discuss the meanings of the ancient Greek constellations." Professor Sinistra announced to her classroom. Class outside was held typically after Christmas holiday so there were still three weeks before classes were held at night. Until then, Professors of Astronomy were held to lectures. Students didn't like listening to the back stories. Not being to see the constellations made the entire lesson tedious.

Fred and George sat in the third row, not the only students bored out of their minds. Astronomy was the last class they were required to go thru to graduate. Not that it mattered whether they would pass or not.

In front of them sat Ginny and Luna. They were only two of the six fourth years that had been accepted into the class.

"Hey Georgie, you have any parchment?" Fred asked.

"Nope, I used all of mine. Gin, hey, can we borrow some parchment?" Ginny turned around slowly and looked back and forth between her two brothers.

"Maybe you two should learn to come prepared for class. I haven't got any; you'll need to ask Luna." Ginny turned back around and tucked a piece of maroon hair behind her ear. George watched as Fred leaned over to ask Luna.

"Luna, can George and I please have some parchment? We'll owe you, we promise." George looked on as Luna turned her head and nodded. Her long hair was threaded into a French braid and was flipped to go over her shoulder.

"It's no problem. Here you go." She handed a piece to Fred then turned around in her seat to face George and placed a piece on his desk top. She smiled and moved back around to face the front. Fred seeing the smile elbowed George in the side. Since Luna had turned 13, George had been open in stating he liked her. But that was two years ago and the only person he told was Fred. Now she was barely 15 and George was of age already, but that wasn't his biggest problem.

His main problem was that he couldn't tell Luna he was crazy about her. He just couldn't get up the nerve. Whenever he saw her innocent smile he felt like she might recoil as if he were some evil perv preying on some blonde princess.

As George pretended to take notes about some constellation humorously titled "the little Dipper," he stared at the back of Luna's hair wondering why she'd chosen to braid it.

"Good morning Mrs. Weasley." Luc said as Luna entered the door. She was dressed in a straight pencil skirt and a frilly tank top. Her high heels clicked as she walked, her braided hair bouncing behind her. She reached up to move a piece of hair from her eyes and the two receptionists plus Luc looked at the massive rock on her left hand. The two receptionists watched it as if it was the most amazing piece of jewelry every. Which is actually was.

"Hello, Luc. Is George in his office?"

"Yes, Mrs. Weasley. Should I call him?"

"No, I'd like to surprise him." Luna giggled as she continued walking past as the desks and up the stairs to the top of the building.

"They're so in love, it's unfair." Said Trudy, on the secretaries. The other, Meg, nodded.

"But who wouldn't fall in love with George Weasley? He's handsome, rich, and so intelligent."

"Wish I'd met him when I was at Hogwarts. Even back then they were inseparable." Meg turned back to the phone as it began to ring.

"Thank you for calling Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, how may I direct your call?"

Luna continued walking thru the employee filled hallways. Finally, there was George's office. The doorknob responded to touch, a trick, so no one could just simply barge in, but the trick didn't work on Luna, the door only opened, all the time, for her. George stood with his back to the door. He seemed to be in deep thought. Luna shut the door softly behind her and walked slowly to him and when she was close enough she wound her arms around George's middle.

"Hi sweetie." George turned and moved Luna's arms up to his shoulders. He leaned down to kiss her and inhaled smelling her daisy scented perfume. His hands roamed down her back and rested just atop her behind. Luna pulled back from George's lips and smiled at his pink tinted cheeks.

"I wanted to thank you for the bouncy house that appeared in my office this morning." George leaned down to taste her tongue once again.

"It's my apology for leaving bed early this morning." Luna squirmed from her fiancée's grasp and sat on top of his desk while he took his coveted chair and tried to convince her to sit in his lap but she shook her head saying she actually had business to attend to.

"Okay, Ms. Publicist, what's the deal?"

"Oh, well, it's actually about the wedding." George rolled his eyes. Since wedding planning started three months ago, Luna had left him out of the decision making, something he was grateful about. He just wanted to marry Luna and the less fuss he had to think about the better.

"What about it?" Luna smiled.

"It's just about the cake. I just want to make sure you're okay with the chocolate with strawberry icing."

"Yeah, chocolate, strawberry, good." George regarded her questionably. The Luna in front of him was 19 years old and in two months they would be married. Sometimes he wondered if any doubting thoughts had passed thru her sometimes cloudy brain.

"Good." Luna jumped from the desk and was about to walk from the office but George pulled her back with such force she went crashing onto his lap.

"You are not leaving just like that." Luna giggled and began to kiss her future husband until the only other person who was allowed into the office at any time walked in.

"Hey, Georgie, do you have those...oh hello, Luna." Fred watched as his brother and future sister-in-law attempted to look like nothing had been happening. It might have worked if George's pants hadn't been around his ankles.

"Let's go George, its cake day." George looked up to see Fred tossing his jacket over his shoulder and everyone exiting the room. Ginny and Luna were already walking out of the door.

"Yeah, okay, what kind of cake?" George said as he stuffed his bag full of unused parchment.

"I think the elves said chocolate with strawberry icing." Fred didn't understand why George's books went flying.

I anticipate this won't be a one shot. I have other hairstyle-centric chapter plans. If you want anything in particular, just leave it in the reviews. Hope you could understand the story.

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-Eileen