Ugh..... I'm so damn lazy........

Due to computer probs, I wasn't able to update.

Grr.... I bet this was Cyrus' REVENGE!!!

DAMN YOU!!! *insert pissed off expression*

phew... this is gonna be a long one. OY! If you're weak in the heart, DO NOT READ. TRUST ME.

This was some psycho dream of mine, so NO READIE IF YOU GET SCARED EASILY!!!

Disclaimers: this thing again... Kingdom Hearts is in any way not MINE. kay? we got it clear?

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Roxas POV

"Hey.... Can we keep them? PLEASE?!" I beg again. Axel glances up and shakes his head.

"You know Mansex won't let you keep them." He says sadly and continues to play with Axel Junior by dragging a shoelace across the floor and making the tiny red kitten chase it.

".....Should I go wake him up and ask him?" I ask and pick up the blonde cat that was prowling around the foot of Axel's bed. Axel freezes and grabs me by the shoulders.

"NO. LISTEN TO ME. THAT'S SUICIDE! DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!" Axel says with a very scary expression on his face.

"Um.. Why?" I ask. Axel blinks in surprise and sighs. He picks up the protesting red kitten and puts him on the bed.

"Well.... I wasn't gonna tell you this...."

"TELL ME! If not, I'll EXPLODE!!!" I say excitedly. Axel flashes me a look that meant 'You fuckin' moron, shuddap, or you'll get fed to Vexen's fish'.

"Since when do you act like Sora?" He says with a dark look on his face; as if remembering something he'd rather forget.

"WELL?!" I cross my arms and make motions for him to keep telling the story. He just sighs again and looks out the window.

"Don't take this the wrong way man. There was.... another Number 13 before you." Axel says.

"......WHAT?! WHADDYA MEAN ANOTHER THIRTEEN?!" I scream in shock. Axel turns away and doesn't look at me.

No... way. This is a ...joke right? I can't believe it.....

"Yeah. She-"

"13 was a GIRL?!" I yell. Axel sighs and nods.

"Yup. A girl. She made the .... mistake of trying to get the Superior to get up early."

Holy shit! He's SERIOUS! Axel never calls Xemnas Superior 'cept to his face!

"....She was banished from the Organization and...... Xemnas sliced her in half with an Aerial Blade." Axel finishes with a shiver and a pale look on his face. I'm completely quiet and neither of us say a thing. Axel gets up and turns on his stereo. The background of "How You Remind Me" by Nickleback sounds like the music from a cartoon; not really serving any purpose except to fill in the silence.

"....... I'm sorry. Was she a friend of yours?" I ask quietly. Axel looks up surprised.

"Nah..... We weren't all that close, me and Axagu. She stayed by herself. At least at first. She was a pretty good surfer though. Don't tell Demyx I told you about her. He.... was pretty good friends with her. Another water type." Axel says. I don't say anything and pick up a random kitten. I pet him and the little blonde cat starts to purr.

"Hey... I gotta go." I say and put the cat on the ground.

"HEY! I'm not gonna let my pal go get sliced in half by-" I give him a glare.

"You flame headed moron. I have to go to the bathroom." I open the door and go inside my room. Roxas Junior follows me the whole way and I collapse on one of the couches.

"Hmm... Riku and Sora are gone. Guess they came for them already." I say out loud. Roxy mews and curls up on my stomach. I come to a decision.

"I'll ask him!"

Sora POV: About 20 minutes earlier

(this was happening while Roxas was climbing the shelf and Axel was in the kitchen. Kay?)

Mmmm.... What a nice dream....I stretch and yawn. Riku stirs on the other couch.

"Ugh.... Why... is it so FUCKING COLD?!" he yells and sticks his hands back under the blanket.

"GOOD MORNING RIKU!" I shout, my too long pajama sleeves sliding off my hands. Riku just groans and tucks himself back under the blankets.

"Too early..... Go 'way." he mutters and closes his eyes. (lazy bum.... oh great, I sound like Kairi.)

..... Does he REALLY think I'm gonna let him go back to sleep? I push the red blanket off and go over to the bathroom.

"Hey.... Roxas left." I say to Riku. He just grunts and flips over.

...... Okay, that's it! I'm wakin' this guy up! I get a balloon from my backpack. I fill it up with cold water and tie off the end.

Hehehe, Ninja Sora is about to strike.Closing my eyes, I jump slightly. My feet remain floating as I float a few inches off the ground. I fly all the way to the top of Roxas' ceiling. I hold the red balloon carefully. I try not to drip any water on Riku.

"Mm..... Too cold." He complains and takes my blanket from the couch and wraps himself in it.

"..........." I float silently but Riku's still half asleep. He falls back onto his couch and hugs himself for warmth.

ATTACK!!!! I drop the balloon. It falls through the air gracefully. I tuck my legs into a ball and hug my knees. (cannon balll!)

"BONAZAIII!!!!" I scream and stop the Fly spell. The balloon bursts on Riku.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" He screams and sits up. I do a few somersaults and I feel completely weightless. It feels like time is slowing down.....

"........." I land on Riku's chest, and use my hand to bounce off him and land on my feet.(O_O OH MY GAWD!!! Any one else impressed?! He's like a freakin' CAT!!!) I give him a big grin.

"Awake yet?" I ask. Riku's dripping wet.

".... Sure. Now guess what Sora?" he says in a sweet voice. Uh oh... this isn't good!

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!" He howls and summons Way To Dawn.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" I grab my back pack and start running.

"CMERE!" He yells and starts throwing fireballs at me. (remember that REALLY annoying Dark Firaga attack that Repliku uses in the second or third fight against you in CoM? THAT ONE. I SWEAR he's got a Sora tracking device cause that ALWAYS hits me! Hang on... I'm distracting from the story!! OOPS! Sorry...)

GOTTA HIDE! GOTTA HIDE!!! A small voice screams in my head. I turn the corner and see my savior. I jump inside the giant vase and start to pray that he wouldn't find me.

"WHERE'D HE GO?!" Riku yells and turns into another hallway.

"Phew....." I wiggle a little inside the vase. Uh oh. I'M STUCK!!! I wiggle harder until I hear someone's voice.

"HELP!! I'm STUCK!!!" I whimper. Someone peeks in.

"Sora? What AREyou doing?" Vexen says.

" H-Hi Vexen. I'm stuck; can you get me out?" I plead. He thinks for a moment and summons his shield.

"Hold still. Perhaps I shan't hit you." Vexen says and whams it into the side of the vase. I hear a loud CRACK! and I fall out holding my back pack.

"Th-thanks." I stammer and stand up. Vexen shrugs and grabs me by the arm.

"You will be useful." He says coldly and starts to drag me.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" (You hurt Sora and I'll KILL YOU VEXEN! YOU HEAR ME?! I need the little guy! For my fics! And for KH3!!)

Third Person View: Living Room

Cloud and Leon sit on the couches as they wait for Sora, Kairi, and Riku to wake up.

"MAN! Aerith woke us too early!" Cloud yawns, half asleep on the white leather couch. Leon's much more awake, despite Cloud having more three cups of coffee than him.

"Well... Maybe we'd leave later if SOMEONE wouldn't get his ass out of bed when I tell them!" Leon says with a glare in Cloud's direction. (... Did that make ANY sense to someone?!)

"WHAT. HELL'S. THAT. SUPPOSED. TO. MEAN." Cloud growls, making each word it's own sentence. Leon says nothing but stands up. Zexion comes in a moment later.

"What are you two doing here? I thought Aerith said noon." he says, struggling with an armful of books. Leon immediately goes over and takes some.

"Here, I'll help out. Where you want these?" he says, eyeing the thick volumes in his hands.

"Oh thank you. I was just putting them in the library. You can just put them on the table. I'll be back later." With that Zexion disappears. Leon shrugs and drops the heavy books on the glass table with a soft THUD. Cloud yawns again and gets up.

"Where you goin' Strife?"

"Gonna take a walk..... Those three ain't wakin' up for a WHILE." With that Cloud also leaves.

"..... I wonder if I should have told him that Aerith wants to take us to the amusement park?" Leon says with a slightly smug grin. (WHOOO!!! Can the authoress come?!)

Sora POV: Second Living Room

Vexen's draggin' me!!! HE'S GONNA DISSECT ME!!!!! I think panicked. I struggle with his grip but give up. He just glances back and pulls me into one of the living rooms.

"Sit there." Vexen commands and points to the couch. I nod and sit carefully. He opens a cabinet and pulls out a small orange can.

"Here. Feed them." He throws it to me and points to the middle of the room. A giant fish tank is there, with ALL KINDS OF FISH!!!!

"WOW!!!! I can feed them?!" I say excited. A tiny clown fish dances at the bottom and seems to be saying hi. Vexen shrugs.

"Go ahead. I have some valuable research to do. Try not to put TOO much food in, Sora. They won't finish it." He leaves and I stare transfixed to the tank.

"Aww.... I'll call you ...Nemo! After the little fish in the movie we watched last night." I tell the clown fish. He continues to swim at the bottom and the various fish dance in a strange pattern.

"Here ya go! Breakfast!" I carefully tap the fish food into the tank and they all go for it. I watch amazed for a few minutes when I notice I'm still in my pajamas. Okay MAYBE they were Riku's brother's first but they're MINE now!

"I'll be back later kay? I gotta go change." I tell the tank and pick up my back pack. I start walking down the hallway. Gee, it's COLD. I shiver a little but keep walking.

"Riku? Roxas?" I ask and peek into Roxas' room. Nobody's there. I grin and go into the bathroom. I change quickly into the clothes that the three fairy ladies gave me.

Hmm.... Were my old clothes so baggy before? And I THINK my shoes are gone!I look around for my black shoes but I can't see them! I look under the couches and the bed when I hear a laugh. I look up and see Riku on the ceiling holding.... MY SHOES!!!

"Lookin' for these?" He says and waves them around a little.

"Cmon Riku! Gimme them!" I beg. He shakes his head and flips his hair out of his face.

"Come for them." He says and starts to tie the straps together.

"HEY!!! PLEASE?!" I fall to my knees and start begging. He grins and unties the strap.

"Now..... What do you say?" Riku says. I frown.

"Please all mighty Riku, lemme have my shoes back?"

"That's pretty good Sora. Try again." He says, flipping unto his back and floating lazily around. I grit my teeth and get an idea.

"PLEASE RIKU! OR I'M CALLING DANTE!!" I shout. Riku freezes and his spell stops and he falls to the ground.

"Y-you wouldn't. Right? I'm your best friend!" He says wide eyed in shock. Man... I didn't know he was scared of his brother.

"Then gimme my shoes!" I hold out my hand. He puts the shoes on the palm of my hand and I put them on.

"HEY! You can't even call him here!" Riku realizes. I grin.

"Sure I can! I'll use the computer and let him borrow my ship." I say to him and pretend like I'm about go do that.

"LIKE HELL YOU WILL!" Riku shouts and grabs my wrists.

"Ahh!" He ties me up with the blankets and throws me on Roxas' bed.

"There. Now you can't call him." Riku says and makes hand gestures as if he's wiping dust off his hands. I glance down at the blankets and grin.

"Hey Riku.... How am I supposed to go to the bathroom?" I say in a whimper. He looks at me and groans.

"Sorry. Guess I'll let you out." He comes closer and starts to untie one of the blankets.

"SUCKER!" I shout and kick him in the face. He falls over surprised and I tear the other blanket off and run off. (O_O WHO KNEW SORA WAS SO DEVIOUS?!)

"Phew...." I'm back in the fish tank room.

"OH MY GOD!!!!" I shout, staring transfixed on the tank.

Third person POV:

Cloud wanders the halls randomly.

"Hmm? COOL!" He runs up to the giant fish tank.

"Holy crap, that's alotta fish." he says. There's about a hundred different kinds of fish, it seems like a miniature ocean in the tank. Cloud glances around.

"No Leonhart. No Sora." Cloud grins and taps the glass carefully. He continues to tap on it.

(Katy, you know what happens right?)

" Oh crap. Hey Vexen?!" Cloud runs into Vexen in the hall.

"What is it?" He says in a cold voice. (No duh. -_-)

"Well... Who's fish are those in that room?" he asks nervously. Vexen blinks rapidly.

"Mine. Why?" Cloud shuffles his feet onto a single tile.

"Well... did you DO anything to them? Like an experiment?"

"Yes. I genetically enhanced one of them. The others are completely average fish." Vexen explains.

"Um... What kind of enhancements? And which one is it?" Cloud asks, stalling for time.

"I spliced mako shark DNA into the clown fish." Vexen says. Cloud gets wide eyed.

"WHAT?! NEMO?!" He shouts. Vexen looks slightly confused.

"Nemo? I have to go check on Sora. He was feeding them." He makes a move to go into the room but Cloud stops him.

"H-Hey! I was thinking, I'm sorta lost so could you like show me around?" He says nervously. Vexen just glares at him.

"OH MY GOD!!!" Sora screams from the other door. Both Vexen and Cloud pull out their weapons and glance into the room. Sora's standing there, looking horrified at the tank. His eyes roll into the back of his head and he faints.

"Whoa! Sora!" Cloud shakes him a little. Vexen stares at the tank. Most of the fish have disappeared and the water's streaked with red blotches of blood. A single fish remains in the tank.

"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?" Vexen growls. Cloud shrugs.

"Um... It was Riku! All Riku! Sora'll vouch for me. I was.... gonna get breakfast for both of us and Sora ran up to go check on the fish!" Cloud lies. Sora wakes up. He stares at the bloodstained tank and at the tiny clown fish at the bottom.

"N-Nemo?" Sora says in a strange voice and walks up to the tank. He places his hands on it and stares at the single fish slamming itself against the glass.

"Sora? You okay buddy?" Cloud asks him. Sora ignores him and continues to stare into the tank.

"He's fine lil guy! See?" Cloud taps the glass and the fish makes insane loops around the tank.

"... What have you done?" Vexen says, looking into what once was his prize fish collection. Sora whimpers and hugs himself for comfort.

"Hey Sora, why don't we go get something to eat? Anything you want! I'll pay it! How 'bout some ice cream? what flavor? Chocolate? Sea salt ice cream?" Cloud says desperately trying to get Sora to snap out of it.

"What's he doing?" Sora says in the same voice as before and points to the clown fish.

"Hey....." It swims up the tube leading to the filter. They hear a jamming noise.

"Nemo?" The water's bathed afresh in blood. Sora's completely silent and sits on the floor. He starts to cry.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO STRIFE?!" Leon shouts from the doorway. He stares at the tank and at the now sobbing Sora.

"I DIDN'T KNOW!!! I SWEAR IF I DID, I WOULDN'T DONE IT! I SWEAR!!!" Cloud shouts and backs away from the tank.

"Sora?!" Leon runs up to him and shakes him a little. He doesn't stop crying.

"How was I supposed to know that Nemo was gonna suicide himself?!" Cloud defends himself. Leon glares at him.

"Look at Sora! He's traumatized!!" Leon shouts. Sora whimpers and puts his hands over his ears.

"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW NEMO COULD DO THAT?!" Cloud yells. Leon shakes his head.

"Look. What happened?" he says calmly to not scare Sora. Sora wipes away a tear and coughs.

"I-I-I was feeding the fish and I went to go get changed.... And when I came back...." Sora shivers and breaks into tears again.

"It's okay Sora. It's not your fault. IT'S STRIFE'S!" Leon yells. Cloud jumps surprised. He glares at Leon.

"MY FAULT?!"

"WHO ELSE IS A FISH SLAYER HERE?!" Leon shouts. Riku comes in.

"Holy shit. What happened here? Did like Jason come and killed the fish?" he asks. Then he notices the freaked out Sora.

"SORA?! What's wrong with him?!" Riku waves his hand in front of Sora's face with Sora having no reaction. Leon gets up.

"Fish slayer over there just traumatized the little guy!" he shouts. Riku opens Sora's back pack and pulls out a stuffed chocobo and Moogle.

"Hey buddy. Look who's here. Cloud and Mr. Moogly!" He tries to give the toys to Sora but he just sits there.

"Okay. This is serious. He NEVER lets anyone play with these." Riku says and drops them to the floor.

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SORA!!!!

OH NO!!! Cloud traumatizd the little guy!!!

That's IT! I'm gonna go kill him now.

*takes out baseball bat*

STRIFE!!!!! *runs off*

Note: Cloud and Mr. Moogly are USUALLY with Sora in some form or another. They're his good luck charms.