Whazzup?!

Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts ain't mine! GOT IT FREAKIN' MEMORIZED?!

.........TOOOO much sugar. *shakes head*

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Superior/ Xemnas/ Mansex POV ---(how could I resist puttin' that?! XD)

"DAD!!! I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU!!!" Ari shrieks in my ear. I grimace and move the phone away from my ear a bit.

"Ari, I'm very busy." I tell her.

"B-But Dad! I'm already in the gummy ship!" She protests.

"......... And WHY are you coming here? I thought your mom didn't want you to see me." I ask.

"........... Um....... About that. This is hilarious, you'll crack up, I SWEAR!" Ari says nervously. (For those who don't know or don't remember, Ari's Xemnas' teenage daughter. First appearance was in Kingdom Hearts in France)

"Did you sneak out?"

".............. OH! BAD SIGNAL!! YOU'RE BREAKIN' UP!! French......... Daddy? ....... Meat ball!" She hangs up. I put the phone back in its cradle.

"............She is EXACTLY like her mother." I sigh. I hear a knock at the door.

"Come in." Vexen comes in holding a cat.

"...NOT YOU TOO!" I shout, standing up.

"Superior.... This cat.... Who does it look like?" Number 4 asks. I take a closer look.

".................... You. Why?" I ask. He stares at it.

"Good. I'm not crazy." He leaves.

"...........Odd..... First Roxas, now #4....." I mutter and start typing again at the screen. Doing research on all the different Heartless and Nobodies is rather difficult.... Must remember to send #8 and #13 to that fire world for samples.

"HIYA DADDY!!!!" Ari shouts as she walks in. I look up.

"Hello Ari! It's nice to see you." I give her a hug. She hugs back and grins.

"I got taller! And my grades got a lot better since last year!" Ari reports.

"Good.... Good.... What did you want to show me?" I ask.

"...... Wait here." She runs off.

........ EXACTLY like her mother!!

"HERE!! Look! I was at Annie's house, you know my friend who has a lot of pets?" She's holding a small cage.

"Yes.... I think I met her when I went to your parent teacher conference?" I try to look what's inside but she's covered up the cage with a cloth.

"WELLLLL, I was there at her parent's pet store when I saw THIS!!!" Ari removes the cover with a flourish. ............what?...... OH MY FUCKING KINGDOM HEARTS!!!!

"................ It..... looks....." I stammer.

"I nearly choked when I saw this little guy! Daddy, doesn't he look like you?!" Ari takes out the silver hamster from the cage and puts it in my hand.

".... The wonder of nature." I murmur. He curls up, pleased and warm. So.... cute. It reminds me of Ari when she was little........

"ARE YOU CRYING?! DAD! I didn't think you'd react like THIS!!!" Ari hands me a tissue.

"Th-Thank you Ari." I wipe my eyes.

"You want him? I already brought some food and stuff!" She says eagerly.

"Yes. He's very nice Ari. But.... You sure you don't want the little guy?" I hope not!

"NOPE! I want him but you need a pet! Something not big..... Not TOO small like a mouse. AND! You can get away from the computer!" With this, she snatches the black laptop from my desk. She types something in and waits angrily.

"What are you doing?" I ask, putting the hamster in the cage.

"CHECKIN' FOR PORN!!!" Ari growls.

"SAY WHAT?!" I scream. She turns to me with a mad look in her eyes.

"THINK ABOUT IT!!! You DON'T have a girlfriend. You're the leader of a group made mostly from teenage GUYS. AND! You left my mom!" She accuses.

".......... Umm......" A look of realization appears on Ari's face.

".........You're not.... gay are you?" She asks shyly.

".................................................." I turn away.

"WAS I RIGHT?! MOM WAS RIGHT!!! DAD'S GAY!!!!" Ari screams in mild horror. (Nice.... Xemnas's ex wife thinks he's gay. *starts laughing*)

"WHAT?! WHO SAYS I'M GAY?!" I yell. (The whole world! Of KH fans!!XD)

"Axel for one." Ari informs me. (AND him! :D)

"I'M GONNA GUT THE LITTLE FLAME HEADED BASTARD AND SEE HOW FIRE HELPS HIM ON ATLANTICA!!!!!!!!" I howl.

"....................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Ari screams and runs out the room.

"Ari?! I'm sorry!!!" I must have scared her! I glance toward the open... open? The hamster climbs up my arm and gives me a look as if challenging me.

"If you're coming, hold on tight." I tell it and I start running after Ari.

"ARI!!!" I shout. She streaks into the hall and slams into Axel. They both fly in opposite directions to the floor.

"Owwwwwww.........." She moans. I pick her up. Eight sits up and then stands up.

"ARE YOU OKAY?!"

"Geez..... Look who's the devoting father." Axel says sarcastically. I give him a glare.

"YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKIN'. DEAD." I say through my teeth.

"..........................." Axel backs away. I turn to Ari.

"I'm OKAY!" She says happily.

"Good......" I mutter.

"HEY! Where's Xemnas Junior?!" Ari says in shock.

".........................Xemnas.... Junior?"

"YEAH! I named him after you, Daddy." She smiles as she notices the hamster on my shoulder. Axel cracks up.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HE GOT A HAMSTER!!! ROXAS! SUPERIOR GOT A FREAKIN' HAMSTER!!!!" He howls in laughter to the group inside the Where Nothing Gathers room. (the throne room)

"Oh.... Wow. Incredible!!" Ari and I say in unison.

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HEY! I FINISHED?! I FINISHED!!!!!

Sweet..... Vexen next. His chapter's... gonna be short. *evil laughter*

geez..... I need to write for KH VS ghosts!!! But..... I don't wanna..... *yawns*

Need.... inspiration.... before...... I...... can't....... talk....../....... type.... normally.... no ....... more. *collapses*