Yeah... Weird chapter.
THANKS A LOT Riku! *angry face*
Disclaimers: uh.... Kingdom Hearts is in no way mine?
YO! Anyone remember the Drives?! *cricket chirps*
.......................................... Girls, they don't remember you.
Sovreigna: SAY WHAT?! *pissed off and wants to beat something up*
Ahlia: WHY?! * starts crying/playing with Sora puppy*
HEY! WHERE'D YOU GET HIM?! *PS: These girls might be doing intro with me sometimes. SSHHH! Don't tell Riki and Xion! :D*
Ahlia: *shrugs and keeps hugging doggie*
Gaia:.... hm.... MAYBE you should write us in this story?
............... good idea. *tries to figure out where*
Feralis: *laughs manically* WELL THEN! LET'S MAKE THEM REMEMBER!
Reiotta:.... SNEAK ATTACK! *smacks Feralis unconscious with rubber mallet*
Nice. *thumbs up*
Reiotta: Thanks.
HE'S gonna get mad at you for that.
Reiotta: Risk I'm willing to take.
Hm....... I DO like the Lair like this. (Da Lair AKA my room)
Gaia:... Forbidden.
Wha?
Gaia: START THE CHAPTER!
OH RIGHT!! Sorry! *starting credits*
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Sora POV
"AWWWWWW......... SO CUTE!" I say again. Skye tries to get out of the box again. Riki chan forces him back in.
"..... You act like the REAL Riku." I tell him. He gives me a glare and scoots back in the box. I finish carrying the box to the kitchen. I put it down carefully on the table. The second I do, Skye jumps out, SUUUUUPER excited. Riki comes out and observes his surroundings carefully. Hana yawns and jumps out to start playing with Riki chan.
"Cuuute.... I got to call Mom." I pull out a red cell phone with a charm like the one Kairi gave me once. I start dialing the number and put it to my ear when I finish. (Duh.... It's SOO obvious the charm. SORA! Get speed dial bro!)
.....Dial tone..... Ahhh.... I think I forgot to .... um... Mow the lawn?! Do we HAVE a lawn?!
I'm trying to come up with chores to bribe Mom with when she picks up.
"Hello? Minami residence, Sakura speaking." She says cheerfully.
"Mom? It's me, Sora." I answer.
"Sora? I thought you were sleeping over at Riku's! Is there anything you need?" She asks.
"..... Mom... Riku told you that we were sleeping over at his house?" (RIKU YOU LIAR!!! I love it! :D)
"Yes, why? Did you forget Mr. Moogly?" My face goes pale and then I blush. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sora's mom babies him because he's her darling little boy!!! *cracking up* She don't know about Roxas yet. ;D)
"NOT THAT! I... Can I have a pet?" I ask directly.
"........... What KIND of pet? Cause I'm not letting you have another gerbil." She asks in a serious voice. (more on THAT later. *grins mischievously*)
..... Oh snap. She's gonna get mad at me or Dad when we get home. I silently ask Dad to forgive me. I can get away with it if I can make it to Uncle Blade's house right after coming home.
"Uh.... A puppy. A REALLY REALLY CUTE PUPPY!" I say, adding a child like tone to my voice. That usually works.
"Sora, I don't think we can have a pet right now, with your father's.... issues." Mom says.
".... What if it looked like me?" I add.
"..........Sora, then we'd take the little guy in whenever you wanted!" She says.
BOOOO YEAAAAAAH! I do a victory pose.
"WEEEEEELL.... You'll NEVER believe this." I say.
"Sora, where are you?" Mom asks.
"The World That Never Was." I answer without thinking.
"SAY WHAT?!"
"OH SHIT!" I hang up. (*le gasp*SORA! YOU JUST HUNG UP ON MRS. MINAMI!! WHAT THE FLIP IS WRONG WITH YOU?! O.O)
"............She's gonna kill me." I mutter. The phone rings. I answer.
"Hello?"
"SORA!!! I'm coming to go get you RIGHT NOW!!!" She yells.
"..............You can't." I tell her.
"WHY THE HELL NOT?!" (Language, Mrs. Minami. tsk tsk. *shakes head*)
"Umm.... We're on another world."
"ARE YOU TWO HIGH?!" She gasps.
"Nooooooo....." I say confused.
Would I be calling if I was high?
"Mom? I got to..." Saix comes into the kitchen.
"Who are you speaking to, Keybearer?" He asks and rubs his eyes sleepily.
"KEY WHAT?! DID YOU JOIN A CULT?!" Mom yells.
"Mom, can we talk about this later? PLEASE?" I beg.
"PASS THE PHONE!!"
"........ Hey Saix? My mom wants to talk to you." I give him the phone. He listens and winces.
"No, it's not a cult. It's called Organization XIII. Yes, I AM a member. What? Brain washing? Noo.... We're Nobodies so...." He pauses.
".................................... Yes ma am. We'll get them home as soon as possible. Right after Roxas comes back with their gummy ship. It's a kind of-"
"DON'T TELL HER ABOUT ROXAS!!!!" I yell.
"WHO THE HECK IS ROXAS?!" I hear from the phone.
"Ma am, Roxas is Sora's -" I smack Saix across the face with the Fenrir Keyblade and grab the phone. (strongest Keyblade in KH2)
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU KEYBLADE MASTER?!" Saix yells, holding his cheek.
"MOM! Whatever he says, Saix is CRAZY!" I reply into the phone.
"Sora? I'm going to tear him from limb to limb for hurting my baby. Please wait for me. Dante is driving me over to get you and Riku and Kairi. Don't worry. We're coming." Mom says in a sweet voice. She hangs up. I turn to Saix.
"Dude, you're dead." I tell him.
"What? Why?"
"My mom just said she's gonna tear you apart. Hope Vexen knows how to sew..." I say in a sing song voice.
"why do you have a box on the table?" Saix asks and goes over to look at it.
"OH! Those held my new pets." I grin.
"...........Are they supposed to be invisible? Because I don't see anything here." Saix shows me an empty box.
".............................AAAAAH!" I run off to go look for them. (yep.... Sora took his eyes off the pups and they ran off. Easy as pie. And not the math kind.... Dammit i wanna pie......)
Third Person POV
The three puppies leap off the counter as Sora's busy trying to calm his mom down. Riki chan and Skye quickly become separated from Hana.
*This way.* Riki says and runs down one corridor. (OH MY FUCKING KINGDOM HEARTS! THEY TALK?! O.O)
*Hmm...... I'm..... ooh! What's that?!* Skye runs off in the opposite direction and finds himself with a large earth colored dog.
*Hiya!! I'm Skye.* He greets him. The dog looks up and nods.
*He's Lexy! He don't say much but he's really nice!* A yellow cat says happily, the blue sitar on his back neatly strapped.
"Who's this?" A deep voice asks and Skye's lifted into the air.
"Heh.... Looks like Sora. Cool." Xigbar grins. He puts the dog down.
"Where'd all these animals come from? Whatever." Xigbar leaves.
*Who's THAT? Is he one of your masters??* Skye asks a black kitten. She stops playing with a red cat's tail and shakes her head.
*Nope! Xion sama is MY mistress. Hey... Wanna be friends?!*
*SURE!!! I'm Skye.* Skye greets Xion Junior.
*Heh.... That's a stupid name.* The red cat says.
*Shut it Axey.* Another blonde cat responds.
*Hey. Don't you DARE tell me to shut up little brother!*
*BY TWO FREAKIN' MINUTES!!!! It's NOT FAIR!!!* the cat protests. His spikey blonde hair bristles. (whatever that means...)
*Aww... Did Roxy get a burr in his paw?? Now... * Axel Junior tackles his younger brother and starts chasing him around.
*Stop chasing each other! It's annoying.* A small but commanding voice says.
*And we gotta listen to you... Why?* Axel Jr grins. A purple cat looks up from a magazine that's on the floor and shrugs.
*Because our masters listen to his?* Zexion Jr suggests.
*Well, Xemnas Junior can kiss my ass! I'm not listening to a freakin' HAMSTER.* Axel Jr grins and starts playing on top of Mount Lexy . (He IS Axel!)
*Uhh.... Has anyone seen my brother? He's silver. Like the hamster but he's a dog like me.* Skye asks nervously.
*Nope! Sorry little puppy.* Everyone says.
*Oh.... I'll go look for him.* Skye says sadly. He walks away.
*Maybe we shoulda have gone with him....* Xion Jr says sadly.
*Hmm... We'll.... trail after him?* Roxas Jr decides.
*Hmmmm..... Was it this way??* Skye asks himself. He walks into one of the corridors. (part where Riku kidnaps him......)
Sora POV: (Back where we left off last chapter-he's with Xion)
"Hmm......... Hmm........." I wonder to myself.
"Uh... What are you thinking daddy?" Xion asks, her kitten on her lap.
"We should go after them!" I say determined. We both get up and follow the general direction the other three went in.
"............... We're lost huh?" Xion asks, holding my hand. Xion Jr, walking behind her, nods.
"A little?" I say embarrassed. I shoulda remembered my map!!!
"Hey.... Look at that." Xion points to something. A slightly dirty penguin, with a light saber and a banjo in each of its flippers waddles down the hall and disappears around the corner.
"........... LETS FOLLOW IT!!!" Xion and I scream. We both run after it.
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YOU MADE ME DO THAT NATCAT5!!!!!!!
YOU JUST HAD TO PUT THAT IDEA IN MY HEAD!!!
Gaia:..... Calm down.
..............NEVER!!!! I DEMAND CUSTODY OF JUAN DA LIGHT SABER WIELDING BANJO PLAYING HOBO PENGUIN!!!!
Reiotta:..... he's yours.
WHOOOO!!!! *victory music*
Feralis:...... why the fuck is it a penguin?!
..... blame Natcat5.
Feralis:Right. I'm gonna... go blow something up now.
You do that. HEY! Mrs. Minami's coming! *extremely pleased*
Ahlia: Um... Next in Day at The Castle! Err..... Xigbar's chapter!
Sovreigna: Which means we gotta whip out the pirate hats. *puts on eye patch and Jack Sparrow's hat*
Feralis: Before I forget, what was that crack about a gerbil?
.... Remember Riku's horrible memory of what happened when he was three?
Gaia: ... yeah... so?
Riku, Sora and a gerbil. That's ALL I'm saying.
Sovreigna: uh... Considering how Dad is now, I REALLY REALLY don't want to know.
Yep... Good story though.
All: SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER! *all in pirate costumes*
Matey. :D