Heh.....

Xiggy's chapter was easy!

It took me ten minutes!!

Feralis: Which explains the quality. *rolls eyes*

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Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts isn't mine.

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Sora POV

"WHERE'D IT GO?!" Xion screams.

"................................................ I feel a disturbance in the force." I say seriously.

"... Really?" Xion asks wide eyed.

"MY MOM'S COMING!!!" I scream remembering.

"GRANDMA?! CAN I MEET HER?! WHAT'S SHE LIKE?!" Xion screams excitedly.

"Mom's.... scary. I don't want my beloved daughter to meet her!" I give Xion a hug. (Beloved daughter huh? You takin' this a bit far Sora?)

"Awwww..... Cute scene." Axel says behind us.

"HIYA Axel!" We say in unison.

"Sup. You find the Sora puppy?" Riku asks.

"..... The what?" We say in unison.

"We were chasing a penguin!" Xion says. (JUAN The HOBO penguin. got it memorized?)

"YOU IDIOTS!" Roxas shouts and smacks us both.

"OW!" We hold our heads in the same pose. Crouching down and holding the back of it.

"Dude.... THEY ARE RELATED!" Axel grins.

"No shit." Riku says.

"Don't swear in front of my little sister!" Roxas hits him too.

"HEY! YOU LITTLE!" They start chasing each other.

"So uh.....Any luck with Daddy Junior?" Xion asks. (NICE Xion! Daddy Junior.... heh.)

".................No." Axel gives her a 'WTF?!' face.

"Aww.... We didn't find Skye....." I say sadly.

"It's SORA JUNIOR!!!" Roxas yells as he dodges Riku's Dark Firaga.

"Sora Junior?" I ask, turning to Axel.

"Um.... We've been naming our pets after the people they look like. So Sora Junior." he explains.

"Oh... Well, I guess I can rename him!" I say cheerfully.

"Heh, nothin' fazes ya huh Sora?" Xigbar says.

"ARRRGH MATEY!!!" Xion tackles him. (Also known as a GLOMP)

"Sup." He makes her let go and throws a candy bar to Roxas.

"GO GET IT!" He commands and points.

"I'm not a dog!" Xion protests angrily. Xigbar pulls out a Hershey's bar.

"GO GET IT!" Xigbar says again. He throws it at Roxas, it bounces off and lands in his hand.

"YUUUUUUMY!" She tackles Roxas to get the candy bar.

"....... Can I have some?" Roxas moans from under her.

"SURE!" She splits it and gives everyone some.

MMMMMMMM....... Candy.......

"Hey, Daddy Sora. Can I meet Grandma?" Xion asks with a mouthful of chocolate.

"SAY WHAT?! YOUR MOM'S COMING?!" Riku chokes on the candy.

"Yeah..... She thinks it's a cult!" I motion to the Organization members.

"Seriously?" Riku manages to cough and swallow the candy.

"What's a cult?" Xion asks Roxas.

"It's..... like an organization. Of people." he explains.

"LIKE US?!" She asks excited.

"Nooo..... WE'RE awesome. THEY'RE not." Axel says and takes another bite of his part of the candy. (nice explanation there, Axel. XD)

"So.... We're better!" Xion concludes and nods solemnly.

"Hell yeah." Axel steals the rest of the candy from Xion and swallows it in one gulp.

"WOW!" Riku, Roxas, and I say in unison.

"THAT WAS MINE!!" Xion tackles him and starts beating him up with her Keyblade. (food grudge.... not a pretty thing to see....)

"............... WE GOTTA GO STOP MOM!!!" I scream. I grab Riku's arm and start dragging him to find Kairi.

Third Person POV

"WHOOO HOOOOO!!!" Dante manages to land the gummy ship with a bone jarring bump and the entire ship shakes.

"HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET A LICENSE?!" Mrs. Minami says, her face green.

".......I have no idea! Must be my good looks." Dante grins. He runs a hand through long silver hair. Mrs. Minami just gives him a glare and takes a few deep breaths.

".... So let me get this straight. Sora and Riku and Kairi are on another world. Destiny Islands isn't the only one." She says.

"Yup. I think there's like twenty or more of em." Dante says.

"And Kairi's from one called Hallow Bastion?"

"Well.... they call it Radiant Gardens now. Cause.... it used to be all scary and stuff according to Sora." he explains as he locks up the ship.

"AND WHY WAS SORA TRAVELING THROUGH THE WORLDS INSTEAD OF COMING HOME?!" She shouts. Dante drops the key and bends over to get it.

".....Uh.... He was looking for Riku?" he says lamely.

"SO?! WE COULD HAVE FOUND RIKU!" Mrs. Minami protests.

"I'd like to see you try! And something about a king.... that was a mouse? And Sora had two buddies that were a duck and a dog. I'm pretty sure that part wasn't true....." Dante mutters to himself. They start wandering the streets of Radiant Gardens.

"LEEEEEEEEEEEON!!! YUFFFFFFFFFFFIE! AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERITH!" Dante yells.

"Who are they?" Mrs. Minami asks.

"No idea. But Sora said that they were gonna take them to the World that Never as so..... I figured that it was a- OPMH!" Dante falls over as a little girl with cropped black hair tackles him.

"RIKU! HOLY SHIT YOU GOT BIG!! You REMEMBER ME RIGHT?! I'M THE GREAT NINJA YUFFIE!" Yuffie says excitedly.

"......Yeah, I'm not Riku. He's my little brother. NOW GET THE HELL OFF!" Dante shoves her off.

".............................MAYBE YOU'RE SEPHIROTH IN DISGUISE!!! I'M WATCHIN' YOU!!!" She glares at him.

"Um, little girl? I need to find someone named Leon. Do you know where he is?" Mrs. Minami asks.

"Squall? He went over to the World That Never Was to pick up the Destiny Islands trio! And... Maybe Roxas and Nami! We're gonna go to the new theme park and Squall PROMISED he'd go on the Super Jumper Looper Rollercoaster with me!! Last year, Cloud didn't want to go on coasters but I MADE him and he nearly threw his guts out! IT. WAS. AWESOME!!!!" Yuffie starts to jump around excited. (BOO YEAH! COASTER FAN! xD)

"Well, I need to get to Sora as soon as possible. Can you take me to him?" Mrs. Minami asks sweetly. Yuffie nods.

"YES MA AM! THE GREAT NINJA YUFFIE'S ON THE CASE!!!! THERE'S A MURDERER AMONG US!!!" She looks at Dante.

"Dude. I couldn't kill NOBODY!" he growls angrily.

"EXACTLY!" She hisses back.

"............ JUST TAKE US TO SORA!" Dante screams.

"Yuffie? Are you asking for Materia again?" A timid voice asks from behind the group. A woman with long brown hair, wearing a pink dress. She's carrying a brown bag full of groceries.

"HIYA AERITH! I was helping with a murder mystery!" Yuffie says proudly.

"FOR THE LAST TIME! NO ONE'S DEAD!!" Dante protests.

"A-HAH! CONFESSING TO THE CRIME! YOU KILLED ROXAS DIDN'T YOU?!" Yuffie accuses. She pulls out a shuriken and starts poking Dante with it.

"KNOCK IT OFF!" He smacks her to the ground.

"HOW DARE YOU HIT THE GREAT NINJA YUFFIE!" She starts to strangle him. Mrs. Minami pulls something out and waves it front of Yuffie.

".....Is that chocolate?" Yuffie asks.

"Yes. Let go of him and it's all yours." Mrs. Minami nods encouragingly.

"Sweet! He ain't worth ma time." Yuffie takes it and munches at it. (behold da power of chocolate!!!)

"How did you know she likes candy?" Aerith asks.

"My son does something like that all the time!" Mrs. Minami smiles.

"Son? Who's your son?" Yuffie asks through a mouthful of chocolate.

"Sora. Sora Minami." Mrs. Minami says calmly.

"SAY WHAT?! THE KEYBEARER'S YOUR KID?! WHAT THE FREAK?!" Yuffie drops her candy.

"Seriously? Sora DOES have a good resemblance to you...." Aerith muses and looks at Mrs. Minami.

"Keybearer? What does that mean?" Mrs. Minami asks.

"Let's have Sory answer that." Dante says.

"Sory?" Yuffie grins, pronouncing it SOAR-y.

"He's my only child!" Mrs. Minami smiles.

"What was he like as a little kid?" Yuffie and Aerith ask.

"He..... well, he and Riku both had a VERY bizarre experience together." She frowns.

"Heh.... Gerbil." Dante grins.

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heh, gerbil.

YES I'M STILL TALKING BOUT THAT!

YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO TELL!

.....not for another chapter or two anyways. ;D