Split the chapter again.
Disclaimers: Not mine, blah blah.
ON WITH THE SHOW!
PS: Does Repliku swear or WHAT?!
~ OMG! THE SQUIGGLIE!!! *stares at for an hour* ~~~~~~~
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Roxas POV: The Kitchen that never Was
"......MAN! Not only did we NOT find Sora Junior, we LOST Riku and Sora!" Axel complains. I just nod.
"Not to mention that we lost the kittens!" Xion wails. I sigh.
"AND Lexaeus' bear dog's gone too! HOW THE HELL COULD WE LOSE THAT GIANT THING?!" Axel shouts. I shrug.
"It's one of life's greatest mysteries......" Demyx says sadly. He strums his sitar.
"The Super Mario Bro theme?" I ask. He nods.
".... Demyx Junior liked that one." He sighs and plays it again. I look out the window.
"kay.... HEY!" I run to the window. A silver gummy ship's spiraling out of control about 1000 feet in the air.
"AWESOME! A CRASH LANDING!" Axel shouts and grabs a pack of microwave popcorn and pops it in seconds. He passes it around.
"Oooh... that's gonna hurt....." Xion says and takes a big handful of popcorn and shoves it into her mouth.
"HEY!" The gummy ship hits the ground with a bone jarring SLAM!
"We should go see if they're okay!!" Demyx says worried. Three people come out. An older woman, a guy in his late teens and a younger girl. The dude starts yelling at the littler one.
"YOU CAN'T DRIVE!!!" He shouts.
"YOU CAN'T EITHER STUPID! I HAD TO TAKE OVER!!" the girl shouts back.
"I DRIVE A SHIT LOAD BETTER THAN YOU DO!" The silver... SILVER?!
"Isn't that..... RIKU?!" Xion and Axel shout.
"........................................................." Everyone's surprised.
"RI-!" Xion starts to shout but Demyx covers her mouth up.
"SHHH! I've seen this before." He whispers.
"THIS ISN'T SCI FI!" I hiss and smack him.
"Ow!"
"Well, let's go check it out!" Axel grins.
".........The ninja moves?" I ask.
"The ninja moves." He agrees.
"Oh no... YOU TWO HAVE BEEN WATCHING NARUTO AGAIN HAVEN'T YOU?!" Xion yells.
"May-Be." Axel says and grins. I grab the window sill and lean out. I jump out and rush at the three people.
"YOU IDIOT!" Xion tackles me.
"AAAH!!!" We both tumble all the way to the guy with silver hair.
"WHAT THE?!"
"COVER BLOWN!" Xion and I say in unison. We get up and look around for a way to escape.
".............................Hey." The kid says.
"Hiya guys!" Yuffie says.
"Hey Yuff. Um... " The guy grabs me.
"YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED WE WERE?!" He yells.
"........LET ME GO!!!" I struggle against his grip on my Org. XIII jacket.
"UM!!! SUCKER PUNCH!" Xion punches the guy in the face and he drops me.
"YOU IDIOT!!! HOW IS THAT A NINJA MOVE?!" I yell, panicked.
"OPEN A PORTAL OR I'M GONNA KILL YOU RIGHT HERE THIRTEEN!" Xion screams.
"........Yes ma am!" I open a Corridor to Darkness and we run through.
"...So, how'd it go?" Axel asks when we reach the kitchen. We just glare at him.
"HOW DO YOU THINK?!" we shout.
"Ha. Nice punch there Xion." He grins.
"Thanks! Where's the DS, brother?" she asks me.
"..............My room? I think I was playing Brain Age or something." I shrug.
"LET'S GO FIND IT!" She says eagerly and drags me away.
.............Xion, you moron.
Third person POV
"SON OF A BITCH!!! WHO KNEW KAIRI HAD SUCH A RIGHT HOOK?!" Dante yells as he holds his black eye.
".....Hold still!" Mrs. Minami says and adjusts him so she could look at the bruise.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SHE GOT YOU DUDE!" Yuffie howls with laughter. Dante trips her and hisses when Mrs. Minami touches his blackened eye.
"HEY! CAN YOU HELP US?!" He shouts at a big guy wandering around. He looks up.
"Um... We're looking for um.... Thirteen. Have you seen him? Do you know where he is?" Mrs. Minami asks.
"I am Lexaeus. I do know where he is. Please follow me madame." Lexaeus says and motions for the rag tag group to follow.
".............Weird, I thought he wouldn't talk." Dante says. Yuffie's eyes widen and she's shocked speechless. They follow him to the kitchen.
"Please make yourselves comfortable. And there's some ice for your eye over there." He motions toward the refrigerator. Axel's eyes widen.
"HOLY SHIT!!! HE CAN TALK?!" he shouts.
"YAY!!! HE TALKS!!" Demyx squeals.
"............Okay then." Dante sits down and makes an ice pack.
"............Do you two know where my son is?" Mrs. Minami asks.
"...Your son?" Axel looks confused.
"My son Sora." She says sadly.
"SAY WHAT?!" Everyone stands up except Lexaeus who was already up, Yuffie who knew, and Dante who was holding his eye.
"SORA'S YOUR SON?!" Axel yells.
"Yes. Why is that so important? I just want my son back!" Mrs. Minami starts to cry.
"Aww... Don't cry Minami san!" Yuffie hugs her.
"I JUST WANT SORA OUT OF THIS CULT AND BACK TO NORMAL!!!" She wails.
".........Cult?" Demyx whispers to Axel.
"Guess she got the two mixed up." Axel whispers back. Roxas and Xion come in.
"HEY WE FOUND IT!!" Xion squeals and holds up a blue DSi.
".................................." Dante, Roxas and Xion all stare at each other.
"AAHH!! IT'S THE BIG RIKU!" Xion yells.
"KAIRI!" Mrs. Minami hugs Xion.
"EH?! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY-!" Roxas is also hugged.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU PUNCH ME KAIRI?!" Dante yells.
"DON'T YELL AT ME!!" Xion bursts into tears.
"It's okay, baby! Don't cry!" Mrs. Minami hugs Xion tighter.
".........................Um, Axel? Who is this guy? And can I kill him?" Roxas asks with a glare in Dante's direction.
"Uh... No idea." Axel says.
"Kay then!"Roxas turns to leave.
Repliku POV
"That is the most STUPID FUCKIN' plan!" I yell.
"PLEASE?" Sora says with a pleading face.
".....Nah, this was a waste of our time. He ain't gonna help." Riku says with a smug grin.
"What the hell's THAT supposed to mean?" I growl.
"Nothin'. 'Cept that you're a coward." He mocks me with my own words.
"I'LL DO IT!" I run inside to the kitchen, with a crying lady and a crying girl.
"RIKU?!" the silver haired guy says.
Oh God......
"Yo!" I sucker punch him in the face and grab the crying girl by the arm.
"HUH?!" She says in surprise.
"Sora sent me to go get you. Now. Either you come willingly or I'm going to be forced to use some VERY unpleasant techniques to get you moving." I tell her coldly.
"Um.... Okay then Riku! Don't act so scary, it's gonna freak me out." She says happily. Someone's coming in.
"NAMINE?!" I shout. I let go of the 'Target'.
"....... Repliku?" She asks.
"YOU'RE NOT DEAD!!!" I hug her.
"WHOA! Riku got a girlfriend! Awesome! Nice job little dude!" The silver haired guy I punched says with a thumbs up.
"YOU ARE SO FUCKIN' DEAD!" A blonde kid yells.
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WHOA!
Roxie chan's jealous of Repliku!
I sense.... a SHOW DOWN!!!!!!!
PLACE YA BETS!!!
WHO. WILL. WIN?!
In ya reviews, tell me who you want to win!
Cast: *puts in votes and they start betting*
Sora: 2000 munny on Roxas!
Riku: 3000 munny on Repliku!
Kairi: um.... 500 munny on Roxas.
HEY! You have NOOO respect for Roxas. Note: 100 munny is about a dollar. So... Sora bet 20 bucks. Riku, 30.
Kairi: That's all I have!
Namine, you don't get a vote!
Namine:... why?
.....................They're fighting over YOU!!!!!
Axel: I BET ON XION!!! 50000! ($500)
............why?! SHE'S NOT IN THE FIGHT!!!
Xion: I BET ON ME TOO!
.............
Whatever you two....
Zexion: 100000 on Xion. ($1000)
Huh? Okay then.....
Lexaeus: *points to Xion*
WHY IS EVERYONE BETTING ON XION?!
..............You better not try something.
Xion: *mischievous grin*
Oh no... I got a bad feeling about this.....
Xion: Also Riku's horrible secret will be revealed!
Riku: PLEASE! NO! I'M BEGGIN' HERE!!
.................They've been waiting Riki chan.
Riku: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!
...............RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI!!!!
Please vote! :D