WHOOO! CHAPPIE!

DISCLAIMERS! KINGDOM HEART'S ISN'T MINE!!! 358/2 DAYS IS!!!!!!!! WHOOO!!!!

I AM HYPER! WHOOO! CAP LOCK!

By demand, we have the result of the.... "Votes".

note: I've been busy with school work AND 358/2 days. Sorry y'all.

ENJOY AND LET'S START THE SHOW!!!!! ~~~~

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Third Person POV

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Roxas growls.

"Why? You're ....Hm... I don't know your name." Repliku says.

"It's Roxas. I'm Namine's boyfriend!" Roxas shouts. At this, Namine blushes.

"OOH!! LOVE TRIANGLE!" Dante shouts.

"WILL YOU BE QUIET?! I'M WATCHIN' THE SHOW!!" Axel yells and makes more popcorn.

"Hm.... Riku?" Dante shouts. Repliku doesn't turn around.

"I'LL SLICE YOU IN HALF YOU LITTLE MIDGET!" Repliku shouts.

"RIGHT BACK AT CHA!" Roxas yells and he summons his twin Keyblades.

"INTERESTING! Seems like they'll give a Keyblade to any fucktard who asks for one, doesn't it?" Repliku taunts. The air around him shimmers black.

"GET READY TO DIE!" Roxas and Repliku shout in unison.

"Wow... Unison. NICE JOB SORA, RIKI!!!!" Dante shouts.

"GAAAAH!!" Roxas rushes at him and slips onto his ass. They hear laughter from the ceiling.

"WHOA!" Sora slips off from his hiding spot on the chandelier. He lands with a heavy thud near Roxas and Repliku.

"........WHY ARE YOU WEARING AN ORGANIZATION JACKET?!" Roxas yells.

"CAUSE! It's a disguise!" Sora responds in a deep voice and gets up. The hood was still up.

"DADDDDDY!" Xion tackles him.

"Hiya Xion!" Sora hugs her back.

"What's with the voice, dude? .... Wait. Daddy?!" Repliku asks with a look of confusion on his face.

"You moron." Riku jumps down and lands on perfectly on his feet.

"WHOA! TEN POINTS!!" Axel holds up a number 10 place mat.

"Thanks. Now. You guys are coming with us." Riku says, disguised in his own Organization XIII jacket. (no, he doesn't got the blindfold on)

"That voice.... is familiar.. RIKU!" Dante yells. Riku flinches in surprise.

"uh.... I know not of this Riku you speak of!" Riku says nervously and deepens his voice.

"I'm telling EVERYONE bout the GERBIL!" Dante retorts.

"YOU DO THAT AND I'LL KEYBLADE YOU TO AGRABAH!!!!" Riku yells in his normal voice.

"Yup. Riku."Axel says. Dante takes a deep breath triumphantly.

"WHEN RIKU AND SORA WERE LITTLE, Sora had a GERBIL!!! He named it Fido though when they found it was pregnant, he renamed it Fida! I was only 10 years old at the time! I am about 5 years old than Riku!" Dante starts.

"SHUT UP!!!" Riku shouts.

"No! Let him finish!" Repliku says with a grin. Everyone's listening intensely.

"I took my darling little brother to see said gerbil. He got attacked and still has the scars today!!!" Dante grins.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! NOW!!!!" Riku yells.

"Attacked... by a ... GERBIL?!" Axel cracks up. Riku's face turns blood red under the jacket. (least they can't see you man. *shakes head*)

"Actually, he got mauled so badly that the doctor didn't believe Sora when he said it was his gerbil. Riku had to get rabies shots. It was after that he's had his phobia of gerbils." Mrs. Minami 'helpfully' puts in. Note the quotations.

"GEEEEEEEERBIL!!!" Roxas and Repliku chant, their fight forgotten in light of taunting Riku.

"THAT'S IT. YOU THREE. ARE. DEAD!!!!" Riku screams.

"Dude, he needs anger management lessons." Demyx says to no one in particular.

"GERBIL!!!! What bout hamsters?" Axel asks.

"............ I think he's okay with hamsters." Kairi walks in wearing pink pajamas. (with paopus?! O_O)

"............Dante? Mrs. Minami?" She asks.

"KAIRI?! THEN WHO'S?!" Dante points to Xion and Mrs. Minami points to Namine.

"................NOW!!!" Riku grabs Namine and Roxas. Sora gets Repliku and Xion and rushes over for Kairi.

"XION! PORTAL!" Riku commands.

"......DON'T YELL!" Xion shouts but opens one anyway. Sora throws something and the room is engulfed in smoke.

"SON OF A!" Axel shouts but Demyx smacks him before he could finish.

"THERE'S LADIES PRESENT!! YOU DON'T SWEAR!!" he yells and coughs violently.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Dante yells and tries to see through the smoke.

"I KNEW IT!! HE DID TAKE MY SMOKE BOMBS!!!" Yuffie wheezes.

"..............What happened?" Kairi asked, surprised. (OMG! THEY LEFT HER BEHIND!!! WTF DUDE?!)

???

"......WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN TWILIGHT TOWN?!" Riku yells. The whole group of them were crouched on the clock tower.

"Weeelll.... I kinda couldn't think of any other spot with you YELLING AT ME!!" Xion shouts.

".....................Gah!" Repliku nearly slips off when he tries to stand up. Sora and Roxas team up and drag him up again.

"thanks...." Repliku says embarrassed.

"Oh don't worry bout it Mini Riku! Happens to me ALL the time!" Xion says happily. Roxas turns to her.

"That's not a good thing Xion!" he scolds.

"Mini Riku?" Repliku says under his breath.

"...........KAIRI?! SHE'S AT THE CASTLE!!" Sora realizes when he doesn't see her.

"Awesome! Operation: Rescue The Princess is a go!" Xion shouts.

"..... Not bad, not bad." Roxas says.

"OR RTP for short!" she continues.

"......... Rest in Peace?" Repliku asks.

"Nooooo.... RTP!" Xion says again.

"Rest in Toilet Paper!" Sora puts in.

".............Both of you. SHUT. THE. HELL. UP." Repliku growls.

"Geez.... You jealous cause Namine's my girl? and NOT yours?" Roxas puts in with a smug grin. (and that had to do with what??)

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Repliku shoves Roxas. He laughs when Roxas nearly slips off. With a smile, Roxas pushes him off the tower.

"HAH! Who's laughing now!!" Roxas yells at the rapidly disappearing Repliku.

"ROXAS!" Xion and Namine say at the same time. He glances over.

".... Fine, I'll get him." He jumps off and reappears a moment later with a still screaming Repliku in tow.

"YOU THREW ME!?! WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?!" Repliku yells at him.

"Oh, be quiet. You're annoying." Roxas says and sits down.

"BUT WHY?!" Repliku yells.

"........................................... I dunno. I always wanted an excuse for jumping off on purpose!" Roxas grins.

"........OPERATION SEA SALT ICE CREAM!!" Sora runs off.

"that little! " Repliku starts swearing viciously.

"Hm.. Roxas? What's a " Xion repeats one of the swear words.

"NEVER. SAY. THAT. AGAIN. OR I'M WASHING YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP. AND FIRE." Roxas tells Repliku with an evil glare.

"yes sir." Repliku says seriously. Sora comes back with a basket of ice cream. Everyone gets one and starts munching.

"So wha's the plan?" Xion asks with a mouthful of ice cream.

" We kill Axel and the rest of the Castle Oblivion team?" Repliku asks hopefully. He still had a grudge against them.

"Nope! We ...." Sora explains his plan.

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WHOO!!! cliff hanger....

i hate them... so ... so much.

oh well. nothing too important and we got the story out!

I'll do a FULL story on that later. *chuckles*

Fida...... Blame Luna on that one.

SOAP AND FIRE!!!! Nice one. OH!

Before I forget..... no, not the song.

I'll be doing a question and answer bit of the fic after this arc's done.

Send any questions you might want to ask the characters and I'll see about answering!

Please keep teen cause I really don't feel comfortable answering about the "birds and the bees".

In other words..... NO PERVY QUESTIONS!!

any about any pairing will be apprectated.

SO.... REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!! :D

*fades off into manical laughter*