Whoa.... I almost forgot about the rest of the animals!!!
DON'T WORRY LITTLE GUYS!!!!!! BIDDY'S COMING!!
Disclaimers: KH is not mine. Got it.... you know the line.
And personally, I'm feeling insulted that no one has a question for us.........
I EVEN LET YAOI!!!!! WHAT THE HECK?!
SOMEONE!!! ANYONE!!! GIVE ME A QUESTION BEFORE... BEFORE......
Uh..... I dunno........ Hmm.
Interesting dilemma. *sits down to figure out*
Hm.... What to do..... Uh... No update till someone gives me at LEAST three questions. I can't come up with them on my own!!!
Though I DO got some pretty good ones. Heh.
Enjoy guys and gals!
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World That Never Was: 3rd person POV
"Okay Kairi. EXPLAIN!!" Dante yells after the smoke around the room clears.
"Um.... Explain what?" Kairi asks nervously.
"You're a horrible liar! NOW TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON!" Dante demands. Kairi scoots behind Axel and tries to run.
"........................... KAIRI HIKARU! GET HERE NOW." Mrs. Minami says with a cold expression. (note: Hikaru's Kairi's last name)
"SCARY!!!" Demyx howls and hides under the table. Kairi walks trembling to them.
"Now. Please explain where you three have been. I understand you explained a bit to Dante." She says smiling.
"YOU TRAITOR! We TRUSTED you!" Kairi accuses Dante.
"Uh... You don't know what I was going through!! IT WAS LIFE OR DEATH!!! YOURS!!! BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY MINE!!!" Dante says panicked.
"Traitor." Kairi hisses.
"I'M SORRY!!! Geez..." Dante looks sad. (DON'T BE SAD DANTE!!! Nice job Kai kai! YOU GOT DANTE SAD!!!)
"............... Awww.... You wanna cookie?" Demyx asks. He holds out a bag of chocolate chips peanut butter sugar cookies. (mmmm that sounds good. the best kinds of cookies COMBINED! Dem dem you GENIUS!!! wait... where's.... NO SNICKERDOODLES?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!)
"uh... I'm not three you know." Dante retorts from under the very nicely labeled 'EMO CORNER' Gothic Print banner in the left corner of the kitchen. It was covered in black.
"....... Heh. I can't believe no one's noticed that!" Axel says with a grin.
"Emo corner??" Demyx asks. Axel nods.
"Don't you notice that both Roxas and Zexion sit there a lot?" Axel says.
".....Now that you mention it.... YEAH!" Demyx says with wide eyes.
"Thus! The EMO CORNER was born!!" Axel finishes with a flourish.
"Hmm... Does Riku sit here?" Dante asks.
"YUP!" Everyone says with a nod.
"I knew it." Dante says with a grin.
"Dude. What's with the sword?" Axel asks, noticing a blue and gold katana at Dante's hip.
"Hmm? This? Riki chan gave it to me!" Dante says holding it up.
"Didn't he give you money for a pizza and then you bought that sword instead?" Kairi asks.
".......... Maybe." Dante sulks.
"HUH?!" Everyone runs out to hear an explosion. (WHAT HAVE THEY DONE NOW?!)
Earlier in Twilight Town
"Everyone clear?" Sora asks after explaining his plan. Repliku and Riku both raise their hands.
"Yes?" Sora nods for them to say whatever they wanted to say.
"Do you keep your head up your ass for the warmth?!" Repliku yells.
"ARE YOU HIGH?!" Riku yells at about the same time.
"So.... You don't like my plan?" Sora says sadly.
"Uh... I see a couple things wrong with it, Sora." Roxas puts in.
"Really? What?"
"First off.... None of us have a flame thrower." Roxas says.
"Oh." Sora rubs his hair in embarrassment.
"I don't think we have a snow cone machine at the Castle." Namine says thoughtfully.
"SAY WHAT?! WE SHOULD!" Xion complains.
"I know right?!" Roxas agrees.
"Snow cones ARE pretty good. Better than this stuff." Repliku says and takes a bite of his ice cream.
"YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT SEA SALT ICE CREAM!" Roxas and Xion yell together. Roxas, again, shoves Repliku off the Clock Tower.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Repliku screams as he falls. Roxas laughs.
"Dammit Roxie!" Xion jumps after him and reappears with Repliku trembling like crazy and swearing like a sailor.
"STOP DOING THAT!!!" Repliku screams.
"HEY! That was pretty fun! AGAIN!!!" Xion says happily.
"No, not again." Roxas forces the two of them to sit by way of Oblivion and a death threat.
"So... YOU come up with a plan." says Sora sulking.
"I DO know where Axel's got a bunch of fire works. And by a bunch, I mean DISNEYLAND SIZE." Roxas holds his hands apart about six or seven inches. Riku whistles in awe.
"DUDE! WE GOTTA SET THEM OFF!!!" Repliku, Sora and Xion all exclaim. Everyone looks at them.
"Great minds think alike!" All three say in unison.
"More like great idiots....." Riku mutters under his breath.
"You know, that's my sister which means...." Roxas flashes a death glare at Riku and prepares to shove him off.
"Touch me, you die." Riku says giving Roxas his own death glare.
"....................." Namine sighs and takes out her sketch pad.
"Whatcha doin' ?" Xion asks, rocking back and forth excitedly.
"I made a plan of the Castle a few days ago... Here it is!" Namine says and holds out the sketch pad. Everyone looks at it.
"And?" Riku asks.
"This is important how? Nice job by the way." Repliku puts in.
"YEAH! Mini Riku has a point! It IS very nice!" Xion says randomly.
"STOP CALLING ME MINI RIKU!!" Repliku yells. Riku glances at him.
"Mini me." He says with a grin and puts an arm around Repliku's shoulder, knowing that would annoy him.
"KN-KNOCK IT OFF!" Repliku stammers, shaking in fury.
"Awww.... Brotherly love!" Xion sighs.
"I don't think 'LOVE' is the word." Roxas replies, taking in the fact that both Rikus were giving the other a DEATH glare, a glare about 50 million times stronger than the one given by Roxas. Around the level of a VEXEN glare..... which is making the narrator shake in her chair.
"Coward...." mutters Repliku.
"Huh? What?" Sora asks as a random stick comes and stabs Repliku in the face. Somewhere, maniacal laughter and falling off the chair occurs.
"Sure it is!" Xion says stubbornly. Namine flips through her sketchpad and finds another picture and tears it out. She folds it in half and hands it to Repliku. He takes it and looks at it.
"What the?!" He yells, blushes and tears it to ribbons. Repliku throws them (and the stick) into the wind and then sets them on fire. He watches eagerly as the pieces burn into ash and disappear.
"Dude, it was THAT bad?!" Riku says surprised.
"NEVER DRAW SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN! WHAT IN ALL THE WORLDS MADE YOU DRAW THAT?!?!?!" Repliku yells at Namine.
"Fanfiction dot com." Namine says pleased. (and I'm advertising..... now everyone look at this lovely Pepsi.....)
"........ I HEARD OF THAT!!!" Xion says and blushes, looking at Sora and Roxas.
"Wha?" Roxas asks, still eating his ice cream.
"Oh nothing." Xion nods seriously.
"...... Hey. Tell us!" Sora says. Xion sighs dramatically and nods.
"Well, can we make a new sport?!" She asks eagerly.
"Eh?"
"CLOCK JUMPING!!!" Xion screams and does so.
"THAT LITTLE IDIOT!" Repliku, Riku and Roxas all yell. They all crowd over to see if she made it.
"BOOO!" Xion yells and cause Roxas to fall off. He ALSO manages to drag Riku and Repliku with him.
"Hehehehe." Xion waits and opens a Corridor to Darkness and the trio emerges screaming.
"So.... Do we....." Sora nudges Namine. She nods.
"Riku, Xion, me, and Repliku all create a diversion with the fireworks. Roxas and you go in and rescue Kairi. Then I wipe your mother's and that boy's memories and it's like this never happened." Namine explains. Everyone nods.
"DEAL!"
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Yup. Filler.
So.... We got a new sport in the Organization/Day at the Castle!!
Clock jumping!!!!
And now.... I'll make teams.
Emos! Riku, Zexion, Roxas! *holds up black T-shirts with a skull on it*
Hypers! Xion, Sora, Repliku! *holds up red T-shirt with a sea salt ice cream on it*
Morons! Axel, Demyx, and MANSEX!!! Also known as Darth. *holds up blue shirt with MORONS in big letter plus a Darth Vader helmet for Xemnas*
Harpies! Kairi, Yuffie, Larxene and Namine! *yellow shirt with claw on back*
........ *cast glaring*
Uh...... I mean.....
RUN RUN RUN AWAY!!! *zips off*
Demyx: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!
Axel:... We apologize for this idiot. Now... If you excuse me.... GET BACK HERE!!!! *rushes after Forbiddy*
Xion: I'M NOT HYPER!!! *jumping up and down excitedly*
Roxas: Technically.... Yes you are.
Larxene:... HARPY?! YOU'RE DEAD BIDDY! *runs after to kill authoress*
Namine: Oh I get it! Harpies are female monsters of Greek mythology!
Zexion: Please wait a while for the next update. She might be getting disembowled at the moment. And ......... She says that the 'PLAN' is to be put in operation next chapter and that she hasn't forgotten the other animals. Including Marluxia's. And there's an LOL and some horribly misshapen animal made up of zeros and lines. *holds up phone text* And that I'm paying for the texts. WAIT WHAT?!
Sora: SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER! REVIEW PLEASE! REVIEW! REVIEW!! REEEEEEEVIEEEEEEEW!
Roxas:.... WAAAAY too many Cocoa Puffs.
Xion and Sora: WHERE?!