Meet John's Baby Sister

We see some balloons floating. They each have one word forming 'Meet John's Baby Sister.'

We then see John Cena calling out from Madison Square Garden. "Hi, it's me, John. Come on in." He disappears as we close in on the Garden. The doors open and we see John again. "Hi, you. It's me, John. It's so good to see you, and you are just in time for our family party!" John says as he walks to a table where we see other WWE Superstars gathered around a decorated table. They cheer as confetti falls. "It's a party for the superstars and their families. Hey, who's in your family?" John asks the WWE Universe.

"Yeah? Ooh, sounds like you have a nice family." John said. Then the doorbell rings. "Hello?" A voice calls out. John's friend Zack Ryder introduces who's at the door. "Hey, everyone, it's Randy Orton, Samantha and Alanna!" Zack said. Everyone cheers as the Ortons come to the table. "A pleasure to be here, really." Randy says. John then notices someone else. "Oh, and here's Sheamus and Grandma Sheamus." John said. The Celtic Warrior had arrived with his grandmother.

"Hello, my dears. Now I have brought my delicious Irish potato pie." Grandma Sheamus says putting a pie on the table. "Yum, yummy." Sheamus said. "Now, careful, it's very hot." Grandma Sheamus said. "Okay, Grandma." Sheamus says as we hear the doorbell again. "Oh, and here's Triple H, his wife Stephanie, and their daughters, Aurora, Murphy, and Vaughn." Everyone is happy that they showed up. It looks like everyone's here but CM Punk notices a vacant spot.

"But wait! There's still one empty chair!" Punk said. "Somebody's family's not here yet." said Sheamus. "That chair is being saved for someone really special in John's family." Zack said. "Wanna know who?" John asked. "Do you really wanna know?" He asked leaning over the table. "It's my BABY SISTER!" John said holding up a drawing of him and his sister. "Look, John's baby sister is here!" John said. Everyone reacted with awe.

"See? I have a baby sister." John said. "Isn't that great news?" Zack asked. Everyone agreed that it was wonderful news. "But, where is-a she?" Santino asked. "We'll show you. Come on." John said as he and Zack got up from the table. They went over to a map on the wall. "My baby sister's in Des Moines. Will you come with us to get her and bring her home?" John asked. "You will?" John asked. "Great, let's go get John's sister and bring her to the party. John skidoo, we can too" Zack said as he and John warped into the map.

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