Phew...... Almost done with this arc.

got a bunch more planned though!!!

Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts is not mine in any shape or form besides the fact that I have a copy of most of the games.

If you guys want to know about some of my weird ideas, I'll put them in the bottom of the page and you guys vote!

AND questions...... bout ANY pairing, how the characters FEEL about a pairing or anything random is OKAY.

GOT IT MEMORIZED?

PLEASE. I'm BEGGING here. Just..... one question. I don't want to have to come up with them.

HECK, ones about ME are fine! Though....... I'm sure Axel's gonna steal the show.

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3rd person POV: Kitchen that Never Was

"AXEL! XION! ROXAS!" Saix yells.

"CRAP!" All three make a run for it. Saix rapidly catches up and slams them to the floor with his Lunatic. (Claymore.)

"IT WASN'T ME!" All three claim.

"Uh huh. Like it wasn't you when the Castle nearly burned down!" Saix counters.

"Well, we didn't know marshmallows could catch fire!" Xion says. (yes they can. I have experience in that field where I nearly burned my gramp's house down. But back to the story!)

"Axel did." Roxas says.

"Nope, no idea. Apparently when they catch fire, it means they're done!" Axel laughs. Until Saix crushes the claymore into somewhere...... not very nice.

"OW! LET ME UP SO I CAN STRANGLE YOU!!!" Axel yells.

"Shut it, Lea." Saix says.

"Lea.... OH YEAH! That's Axel's real name!" Xion grins.

"Hm.... Guess Axel had a sex change then." Roxas says.

"........ Sora. Was what these people said true?" Mrs. Minami asks. Sora nods.

"Every word of it. Except about Xion and the others being aliens." Sora says.

"............ These Cult members have been worse than I thought!" She shakes her head.

"Dude, he took out his Keyblade and everything and she STILL doesn't believe him!" Riku says in surprise. Zexion comes in.

"Sora? There's some Heartless in Marluxia's garden. Could you and Roxas take care of them? Eleven's getting pissed and he might make something...... unpleasant come out." he asks.

"No prob!" Sora, Roxas and Riku all rush outside.

"SORA!" Everyone follows the panicked mother.

"SON OF A BITCH! GET OUT OF THE PETUNIAS!!!" Marluxia howls and breaks his scythe up into a gazillion pieces and attacks the Heartless. Roxas and Sora are laughing. The Heartless are SHADOWS. AKA the WEAKEST Heartless in the worlds. But since there were like a hundred, Marluxia had some right to be pissed.

"READY! SET!" The three boys stop laughing and get into battle positions.

"GO!" Xion yells and the boys snap into action. Moving fast, Riku slices through the crowd of Heartless, weakening them greatly and destroying a good fraction of them. Next Roxas moves in and casts a huge fireball which obliterates half of them. He backs off and Sora's next. With a smirk, Sora randomly flips around like a lunatic and destroys the rest of Heartless with a

"THUNDERAGA!!!!" Sora calls out and all the Shadows vanish, into oblivion. The remnants of thunder jet through the ground and also disappear.

"SORA!" Mrs. Minami marches up to them in complete shock.

"NOW YOU BELIEVE US?!" Riku yells. He motions to the garden, torn up from the fight.

"I don't know whether to kill you or to thank you. So....." Marluxia waves his hand. A huge flower appears.

"OH NOT THIS AGAIN!!!" Roxas yells and starts to run. Too late. The plant's petal opens and swallows the blonde.

"ROXAS?!" Sora and Riku start smacking the flower.

"Knock it off! I'm getting dizzy and I don't wanna throw up in here!!!" Roxas' muffled voice says.

"TAKE THIS!" The flower slices in half at the stalk and the bud bursts open.

"Yo! Nice work there kids, but I'm sure even Leonhart here coulda handled them." Cloud says as he wipes his Buster Sword's blade from plant gunk.

"Shut it." Leon says and helps Roxas up.

"Gross.... I just got upchucked up by a FLOWER. AGAIN!" Roxas complains. He's covered in digestive juices. Remains of Marluxia's favorite punishment.

"Here, take this." Leon hands him an Elixir.

"Thanks Leon....." Roxas swallows some of the bitterly sweet liquid and winces as the digestive juices from the plant start to burn.

"Gross! HE REEKS!" Repliku covers his mouth and nose with his sleeve.

"SHUT IT!" Roxas pulls off his Organization jacket and throws it at Repliku.

"GROSS!" Xion dodges it and then hugs her brother.

"Let go.... This crap... ISN'T FUNNY!" Roxas glares at Marluxia but doesn't go after him. Marluxia smirks.

"Scared Roxy?" he taunts. Roxas says nothing but gives him his own smirk after he notices.....

"MARLY JUNIOR!!!" He yells and grabs something in the grass. He holds up triumphantly, a pink rabbit which looks EXACTLY like Marluxia!

" A BUNNY! AWWWW!" Xion grabs.... Marluxia Jr and gives it a hug. Marluxia's shocked. Roxas is laughing his ass off.

"A pink bunny. Next is the Energizer bunny eh?" Cloud jokes.

"Nah, it's gotta the Easter Bunny!" Leon says. Axel's eyes widen when he realizes the pet.

"HA! THAT'S WORSE THAN SUPERIOR HAMSTER!!!" He falls to the ground laughing.

"Superior hamster?" Marluxia looks to the group for an explanation. He had been gardening the whole time.

"Don't ask. And weren't you traumatized?!" Cloud yells at Sora. Sora's eyes widen as he remembers.

"Oh.... NEMO! NOOOO!!!!" Sora bursts into tears. (you thought I was gonna let that die?)

"NICE GOING FISH SLAYER!" Leon yells.

"HEY! HE'S GOTTA BE A MAN AND STOP CRYIN'! IT WAS A STUPID FISH!!!!" Cloud yells.

"........" Mrs. Minami slaps Cloud across the face, causing him to fall to the ground.

"I'M TAKING MY SON HOME BEFORE YOU LOT DOES ANY MORE DAMAGE TO HIM! HE'S A FRAGILE CHILD AND HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE BRAINWASHED!!!" She yells at them and pulls Sora to his feet.

"DADDY! LOOK!" Xion moves some grass over and pulls out a blonde puppy.

".... OH MY FUCKIN' GAWD!" Cloud yells as he sees who THIS puppy looks like.

"Great, an Idiot Junior." Leon says.

"It's.... kinda cute." Kairi says. The puppy, which looks like Cloud, yawns and wags his tail.

"WE GOTTA KEEP HIM!!" Cloud says eagerly and pats it on the head.

"As if Aerith's gonna let you keep a pet." Leon tells him. The puppy growls as soon as Leon comes near.

"Ha. He doesn't like you. He's got good taste. Good puppy!" Cloud taunts and pats the puppy's head. Then he hears a purr.

"Is that....?" A brown furred kitten with bluish eyes saunters out of the grass and stops at Leon's feet.

"Leon Junior." Leon says simply and picks up his lost pet. The kitten immediately starts purring at least until it sees Cloud and his new puppy. Leon Junior hisses viciously at the pair. The puppy snarls and starts to bark angrily.

"At least Cloud's on MY side, right buddy?" Cloud Junior nods then walks over to Sora. Sora grins as the puppy starts gnawing at his shoes.

"Good boy! Play!" Sora pulls out his Keyblade and turns it to the Fatal Crest (it looks like a dog) and starts making the puppy chase it.

"So... We got almost everyone. All we need is ..... Saix." Axel says with a grimace.

"HELL NO! HIS IS GONNA BE SCARY!!" Xion's almost in tears.

"Ugh...." Roxas shivers. Marluxia sighs.

"Will SOMEONE PLEASE explain?!" he says.

"Uh.... We have new pets?" Roxas explains simply.

"I am going to keep this little guy,." Marluxia says. Strangely, he actually LIKES the rabbit. Go figure.

"ONWARD TO THE JUNIORS!" Axel commands and the group troops out. Sora sneaks off as disguised as Roxas with his hood up. Cloud puppy follows at Sora's heel.

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HAHAHAHAHA! BUNNY MARLY!!

Marluxia:....... why couldn't you give me a cat or something?!

But a bunny suits you Marluxia!

Marluxia: HOW?!

Well, I said I'd put some ideas I have.... Here they are:

Camping

Amusement park

They get sucked into a VERY ANNOYING GAME! *coughs: Animal Crossing*

Dentist.... Thank you glos-peach for the inspiration! :D But sorry, I'm not using Dem Dem. I'm not THAT evil to him.

Doctor Appointment... *chuckles*

one more with the pets.....

and I'll be doing some holiday ones!

So The Day At The Castle's Halloween Special is in production!!!

See ya in the........ *Marluxia's glaring*

Yes?

Marluxia: HOW DOES A RABBIT SUIT ME?!

It likes plants. There.

See you guys in the next episode! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!! *Marluxia and Forbidden arguing*