Meet John's Baby Sister

by LoyalCenaGirl

A parody of the Blue's Clues episode, "Meet Blue's Baby Brother." John Cena & the other WWE Superstars are having a family party at Madison Square Garden & someone special in John's family is coming. It's his baby sister! But he doesn't know who she is, so John & Zack Ryder go to Des Moines to find her & play a special game of "Champ Clues" to figure out who she is. Read & Review!

2. The Search Begins

John and Zack arrive in Des Moines and they see a lot of fans. Zack begins to sing.

Zack: Look at all these fans,

This must be Des Moines.

Citizens: Da-da-da-da-da.

But with all these fans,

Don't know how we are going

Citizens:Da-da-da-da-da.

Zack: To get through this twister,

And find John's baby sister.

Come on over.

Welcome to Des Moines.

Citizens:Da-da-da-Des Moines.

Adventureland, Science Center,

Blank Park Zoo, all in Des Moines

Citizens: Da-da-da-Des Moines.

John: Is it fan A, or fan Z?

Is it fan 1, or fan 23?

Zack: How will we ever find John's sister?

They start looking and see a girl playing baseball. "I got it! I got it! Yeah!" She said. "Excuse me, are you John's sister?" Zack asked the woman. "Hmm, I could be." She said. "Oh, hmm, well, thank you." John said. Then they saw a woman painting a picture. Oh, what about you? Are you John's baby sister?" Zack asked her. "Oh, maybe, it's possible." She said. "Whoa." John said. "Huh." Zack said. Then they stop at the parking lot of the Merle Hay mall. "Excuse me, does anyone know who my baby sister is?" John asked everybody.

Everyone says they haven't seen her or ever even heard of her. They all leave. "Oh, but...how will I find my baby sister?" John wondered. Then a gold WWE symbol appears in front of John and Zack. "Oh, wow. Look at this. It's a gold WWE symbol." John said. "A gold WWE symbol. So that means, to find your baby sister, we have to play a special game. We can call it-" Zack said. "Champ Clues!" John and Zack said in unison.

Zack: So to play Champ Clues,

We got to find three-

Citizens: Symbols!

John: Gold symbols. 1, 2, 3.

Zack: Yeah, and those are our-

Citizens: Clues!

John: Champ Clues!

Citizens: Champ Clues!

Zack: And then we put them

in my...special brotebook.

All: 'Cause they're Champ Clues,

Champ Clues.

Zack: Then what do we do?

Go to the arena and-

"Hey, where's the arena?" Zack asked. Then he and John spot Des Moines' arena in the distance. "Wow. The Wells Fargo Arena." John said. "That's the coolest place I've ever seen." said Zack.

Zack: Go to the Wells Fargo Arena

and think, think, think.

John: 'Cause when we use our minds,

and take a step at a time.

Zack: We can do anything

All: That we want to do.

The song ends as all the people leave. "Will you help us find the Champ Clues to figure out who my sister is? You will? Great!" John said. "So, where do we look for Champ Clues?" Zack asked. They both wondered as they heard a horn honk. They saw a bus arrive. "Take the Des Moines Express buses to look for clues." A woman said. "They'll take you all over Des Moines." A second woman said as they left. "Oh, thanks, ladies!" John said.

Then John and Zack spot another fan behind a bench. "Oh, look, another fan." John said. "Oh, yeah, that little young fan." Zack said. They go over to where she is. "Hi, kiddo." John said. But the young fan ducked behind the bench. Oh, uh, wait. You don't have to hide from us." Zack said. She just poked her head up from behind the bench. "How's the girl feeling? Shy? And maybe a little scared, too." John said.

"I bet we can help her feel less shy. Let's tell her our names. My name is Zack." Zack said as the girl started to come out from behind the bench. "And my name is John." John said as the lady was now just sitting on the bench. "Now tell her your name." Zack says to the WWE Universe. We get a closer look at the girl. She has dark blond hair, hazel eyes, and right above her left armpit is a strange birthmark that looks like a round strawberry. "Uh, hi, my name is Dizzy." She said softly.

"Ooh, Dizzy." John said. "I think it worked. She's not feeling so shy anymore." Zack said. "So, what are you doing, Dizzy?" John asked. "I'm going to get my gear." Dizzy said. "Oh, boy. I'm so late. I'm so late for the bus." said a woman in WWE merchandise. "You see, all the other fans have gear, but I don't have anything yet. That's why I'm going on an adventure to try to find some." Dizzy said. "Hey, we're going on an adventure, to find some Champ Clues." Zack said.

"Yeah. Maybe if you come with us, we can help you find some gear." John said. "Really? Really, really?" Dizzy asked. "Will you help Dizzy get her gear?" John asked. "You will? YAY! Let's go!" Dizzy said as she headed for the bus. "Yeah, come on, let's go." John said following Dizzy. John and Dizzy got on the bus and Zack soon joined them. After they sat down, the bus honked its horn. "Beep, Beep." Zack said imitating the horn. John and Dizzy laughed. The bus then began to move. "We're moving!" Dizzy said.

John: I have a baby sister.

"Wow." Dizzy said.

Zack: John has a baby sister.

"He does?" Dizzy asked.

John: I have a baby sister.

Zack: I wonder who she is.

"Me, too." Dizzy said. So with their new friend, John and Zack began their search for the Champ Clues and John's baby sister.

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