Well, I made a mistake. Bad Biddy, bad!
Apparently I forgot some Org. XIII members! Thanks to a reviewer NinjaJynx to pointing it out. Thanks a bunch! I need you guys to check my wor- *cough in background*
Sorry Luxord! Xaldin! *another cough*
OH! and here's my co narrator for a bit, Repliku! You need a cough drop man?
Repliku: No. And why do I have to do this?!
Since I promised not to PWN you. For now.
Repliku:.... Welcome to Day At the Castle!
Do you look like a waiter?
Repliku: Well, no. But THIS isn't yours.
the disclaimer?
Repliku: Kingdom Hearts.
Can you imagine if it was?! I'D MESS IT UP SOO BAD!!! XD
Like, Axel would be alive, Xion wouldn't have... *starts to cry*, Roxas would be there... Yeah. *nods agreeably to self*
Repliku: So... When do I get a real name?
We'll work on that. Meanwhile, enjoy the show folks! *both move to let the clip roll*
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Xaldin's Room 1st person POV: Xaldin (OH MY GODS THIS ONE'S GONNA BE HARD..... *slamming head against desk*.)
Hm....... I sit up in bed. I glance around.
"Good. They haven't tried anything." By they, I refer of course, to Roxas, Axel and Xion. Last week, they had tried playing pranks on various members of the Organization. Going in numerical order, so far they've gotten everyone up to Vexen. I'd be next. I shake my head and get out of bed. I hear a strange noise.
"Hmm?" I check under the bed. Nothing. I sigh and walk to the bathroom and start taking a shower.
..... ONE HOUR LATER!!!! (censored for obvious reasons. Ewww........ )
"How nice..." I walk out of the bathroom after changing, and put on my Organization jacket. I hear the strange clicking noise again.
It's not possible..... I look under some of the furniture. Finding nothing, I shrug. There it is again!!! I take out a spear and slam it to the ground, sending a shock wave through the room.
"GAH!" I fall over when a giant Heartless pops out of nowhere and falls on me.
"Huh?" There's a note......
This is for messing with Beast! Love, Xion. PS: Roxas and Axel haven't done theirs yet. :D
"THAT LITTLE!" I swear violently as I knock away the Beast toy. As I stand, I feel a string being snapped. Then I hear... NO!
BAM!
I collapse to the floor as an enormous dumbbell falls from the ceiling and pins me to the ground.
(AN: Don't try that at home! The Org XIII gang is what you call... "Experts" *line stolen from Mythbusters*)
"Oof!" I'm struggling for breath but manage to wiggle loose of it. I snatch the note attached.
HA! Did I knock the wind outta ya? From Axel, The Flurry of the Dancing Flames. PS: Roxas saved the best for last!
"DAMN YOU BOTH!!!" I start to swear violently again. Then I hear a humming noise.
"What in Hades is that?" I look under the furniture again. Nothing. I open the door to my room, preparing to go to breakfast.
..... SHIT!
I dodge as a black metal safe falls from the ceiling.
"ARE YOU THREE TRYING TO KILL ME?!" I scream. There's a ... note. I pull off the envelope and open it.
Sorry man, those three made me do it. Warning: I'd hold it if I was you. Repliku.
".... They set up a trap in the bathroom?" I ask out loud.
Stupid.... Eight. Moron Thirteen! IDIOT FOURTEEN! I start swearing violently again. Then I hear a bark. I turn around.
"... A puppy?" It... OH MY GOD. LOOKS LIKE ME?! It howls and vanishes in a spiral of wind.
".... Did I imagine it?"
"Number 3." I turn around. Vexen's hiding a smile.
"Yes Four?" I ask.
"... What have you done to your hair?" He asks and starts to chuckle.
"...What?" I run to a mirror. .....
"FUCKING ROXAS!!!! SO THIS IS WHAT HE MEANT!" I growl angrily. He made my hair turn RAINBOW COLORS!!!
"... I'd suspect that he put a coloring agent into your shampoo." Vexen says and picks up my shampoo. He pours some of it down the drain. Sure enough, it's various colors.
"...I'm going to kill him." I vow.
"If you want, I can make something to change it back. Oh, and to be safe, buy new shampoo and conditioner." Vexen tells me and he takes a sample of the shampoo.
"Thanks."
"It's no problem. All for science. And may I ask you a question?" Vexen asks and puts the vial into a pocket.
".. You just did. But sure." I say and glare at the shampoo and pour the rest of it down the drain. A note...
Hey! THIS IS FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE! AND I KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO TOOK MY FUNYUNS!! I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!! Sincerely, Roxas. PS: Who said we're done?
"... Now I'm worried." I hand the note to Vexen. He scans it and laughs.
" They all have a grudge against you, Three. You won't be safe until they decide to go after Xigbar. And considering how close they are to him, that won't happen anytime soon." Vexen folds the note in half and slips it into his pocket.
".......I'll just have to knock some sense into the whole bunch." I crack my knuckles and smile cruelly.
"... Speaking of which, have you seen a small cat?" Vexen asks suddenly.
" No. Sorry." I tell him.
"Damn. I need to find him to assist me." He nods and listens carefully.
"What the?" I hear a menagerie of howls and meows.
"Ah, I see the others must be looking for their missing pets as well." Vexen smiles a really cold smile.
"This should be interesting." He says and takes out his Frozen Pride shield.
"...."
"If you don't want to be hurt, I'd advise you to take out your Ryūgasen lances." he tells me.
"Right. Then let's be ready then, Even." I summon them and we both walk carefully to find the other members of the Organization.
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I'M DONE!! WITH THE CHAPTER!!! HAHAHAHA!
Repliku: Nice. About my name?
Got that covered lil buddy.
NOW! We have about two or three chapters left in this!
.....I should go finish KH VS Ghosts.... *slamming head against wall*
Repliku:... While I call an ambulance, you guys review.
I'm... fineth..... *slurring words*
Kairi:... OH MY GOD! *faints*
hehe, happy Halloween. *starts to wipe away fake blood*
..... *being chased by Repliku and Sora*
REEEEEEEVIEW!!!! *slids into Vexen's lab to hide*