heh... Now some more Roxas torture for beating me and Xion up. *insert evil grin*

... I'm sick at the moment, with the flu, so... I'm at home! :D

Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts isn't mine. That I know of. ... IS IT? or Resident Evil 5.

OH!

AN: There might be another Q and A up later!

Now to the new Arc...

So... um... You wonderin' when I'll get to the point? Well, this story's either in Arcs or in one shots.

Castle that Never Was: 3rd person POV

"..." Xemnas watches silently as Axel and Roxas have a battle with the PS3.

"HA! EAT THIS!" Roxas howls as he throws a bullet at Axel's character.

"Arrow bitch! Got it fuckin' MEMORIZED?" Axel taunts as he uses the girl character to shoot Roxas's male gunman dead.

"YOU SUCK!" Roxas yells. Axel laughs.

"Who's the one who just got his butt whooped by a GIRL?" He says with a grin.

"HEY! I'M a girl!" Xion says, feeling insulted.

"So? You don't count." Roxas says angrily as he chases Axel's female bowman around the field.

"I DO TOO COUNT!" Xion says angrily and she stands up, knocking Xion Junior, or XiJu as she started being known as, to the ground.

"Fine. You count. NOW! MACHINE GUN!" Roxas lets loose a flurry of bullets behind Axel to destroy an armada of zombie villagers.

"Dude, nice!" Axel gives Roxas a thumbs up.

"Thanks!" They were teaming up for the moment.

"I wanna play..." Xion says sadly. She sits back down and continues to read her book.

"MY GAWD!" Roxas says as he chases a giant monster around as Axel's character dies.

"Crap." Axel swears under his breath and Roxas revives the girl.

"... Why aren't you three on your mission?" Xemnas finally asks. He'd been at the door to the Game Room That Never Was for about 15 minutes.

"Huh? Cause we finished!" Xion says and turns back to her Harry Potter book.

".. Yeah Superior. It was just Heart Collection." Roxas turns back to the screen.

"No prob, right Rox?" Axel kills the monster.

"BOO YEAH!" Both of them high five and grin.

"MY GAWD! DUMBLEDORE DIED! NOOO!" Xion bursts into tears. (this was my reaction, so don't judge!)

"...Xion, it's okay. He died for a good cause." Roxas, who had already read the book, says.

"B-B-But! It's DUMBLEDORE! HE CAN'T FREAKIN' DIE!" Xion stammers as she wipes away tears.

"Xion, he was old. He was gonna die sooner or later." Axel says, trying to make her feel better. And failing.

"YOU SHUT UP! HE KNEW HOW TO MAKE A SORCERER'S STONE! HE DIDN'T HAVTA..." Xion bursts into tears again.

"Xion. He's dead. Just DROP IT!" Roxas yells.

"NO! WE GOTTA HAVE A FUNERAL!" Xion insists.

"...He's a character in a.. Never mind." Axel just shakes his head.

"At least she doesn't know that Harry dies in the next one..." Roxas mutters under his breath. Unfortunately for him, Xion overheard this.

"WHAT? HE CAN'T DIE! HE'S THE GODDAMN HERO!" Xion screams.

"...So you finished?" Xemnas asks as he observes the argument.

"Yup!" Axel says, extremely pleased.

"OF COURSE HE DIED! IT MAKES THE SERIES GET DONE FASTER!" Roxas yells.

"BUT WHAT ABOUT GINNY? HE NEVER GOT TO TELL HER HOW HE FEELS?" Xion screams back.

"Are they arguing about Harry Potter?" Xemnas asks Axel.

"Uh.. Yeah. Zexion gave her the first one to keep her out the Library and she got addicted." Axel explains.

"Oh. Hmm... That's it." Xemnas has a strange look in his eyes.

"Huh?" The two stop fighting and look at the Superior.

C-C-CREEPY! Both think in unison and shiver. Xemnas just smiles and leaves the room.

"What was THAT about?" Axel asks. Xion and Roxas shrug.

"Beats m-" Roxas is interrupted.

"ATTENTION ORGANIZATION THIRTEEN. MEET IN THE ROUND ROOM IN TEN MINUTES! NO EXCEPTIONS! MEETING IN TEN MINUTES! Xion, that means the Throne Room or Where Nothing Gathers. NAMINE! YOU TOO! EVERYONE, COME IMMEDIATELY!" Xemnas's voice echoes throughout the Castle.

"He didn't havta single me out..." Xion says sadly.

"Eh, he doesn't like you much." Axel shrugs.

"Kay, let's go see what the little bugger wants!" Xion says.

"... Don't talk like Potter." Roxas scolds.

"Okay... Let's go see what Mansex wants!" Xion says again.

"Heh... I love when people call him that!" Axel says with a huge grin on his face.

"Alright then!" Roxas pauses the game and the trio heads down to the Throne Room.

"Hey Xion." Axel says as they walk past Saix's Room.

"Wha?"

"SAVED YOUR LIFE!" Axel shoves her in the direction of Saix's room and then pulls her back just as quickly.

"NOOO!" Xion screams and hides behind Roxas.

"It's just Seven, Xion." Roxas says as he hugs his trembling sister.

"B-B-But... He's scary... Stupid... wannabe werewolf!" Xion says with venom in her voice and an angry glare towards the door of Saix's room.

"... Heh! Saix's not in there. Want some payback?" Axel asks innocently.

"FUCK YEAH!" Xion goes inside the open door and comes back a few minutes later.

"Feel better?" Axel asks with a grin.

"Oh yeah! Let's go!" Xion and the rest head down the hall.