WHOOO!

So many reviews...... *tears up*

geez..... I'm not.. Crying. *faking coolness*

Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Resident Evil and all the rest... AREN'T MINE!!!! *sniff*

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"........" Xemnas waits patiently as the rest of the Organization comes into the Meeting Room.

"So what's up Superior?" Demyx asks as he comes in, big surprise, dripping wet.

"Why are you wet?" Xemnas asks as he notices.

"Uh... I was playing with Dem and fell into the pond?" Demyx CTD (Corridor to Darkness) to his Throne and waits patiently. Kinda.

"I'M BORED!!!" He complains.

"Stop." Xemnas orders.

"Yes Sir." Demyx starts playing with his equally as wet kitten. Lexaeus comes in with his giant dog, nicknamed BEARZILLA by Axel and Lexy Ju by Demyx.

"Hiya Lexy!" Demyx says and throws a dog biscuit to the dog.

"Thank you." Lexaeus say Demyx and CTDs to his own Throne. The dog catches the treat and eagerly gulps it down.

"You're welcome Lexy Junior!" Larxene comes in.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS SO IMPORTANT?! I was watching TV! Dammit, now I have to watch the stupid episode on Youtube or something!" she snarls. Her own kitten snaps at Lexaeus Junior and follows her mistress up to her Throne.

"What were you watching?" Demyx asks.

"Something cool! It had lots of blood and gore in it! MAN! It was just gettin' GOOD!" Larxene sighs and starts to swear quietly under her breath.

"...." Demyx turns pale and hugs his kitten for comfort.

"Whazzup Superior?" Xigbar pops in from the ceiling, his kitten following from the ground.

"..... Get down." Xemnas says.

"Alrighty then!" Xigbar flips right side up and sits down at his Throne. Saix comes in, and he looks pissed.

"Aww.. Puppy got your tongue?" Xigbar smirks as said puppy follows Saix into the Round Room.

"Shut up." Zexion comes in, carrying his kitten and just keeps reading. Soon, everyone but Xion, Roxas and Axel were already in place.

"Uh... Where's Poppet? And Roxas and Axel ain't here either..." Xigbar notes.

"HE CAN'T DIE! ZEXION WOULDA TOLD ME!!" Xion's voice comes from around the corner.

"Maybe he didn't want to tell you?" Axel says.

"HELL NO! We're buddies! Zexy woulda told me if Harry DIED!" Xion insists.

"HE. D-I-E-D!" Roxas says.

"YOU LIE! YOU LIE YOU LIE!! HE CAN'T DIE!!" Xion screams. The trio come in. Xion immediately runs over to Zexion.

"Does Harry die?! PLEASE! It's A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!!" Xion demands.

".... Yes. Harry Potter dies." Zexion says.

"........ I HATE YOU!" Xion yells and slaps him. Zexion falls off the Throne and tumbles to the ground.

"Dude! All he did was tell that Potter died! Don't shoot the messenger!" Xigbar says.

"GREAT IDEA!" Xion tries to take one of Xigbar's Sharpshooters.

"Nah, sorry Poppet! These are MINE." Xigbar knocks her off his Throne and grins.

"..... Which one of you covered my room in shaving cream?" Saix asks, his voice dangerously low and soft. Xion giggles.

"................................. NO IDEA!" Xion and Roxas immediately say.

"Maybe you should take the HINT?" Axel says to Saix and he just grins at Saix's infuriated face.

"WHAT?! IT WAS YOU THEN!" Saix snarls.

"....Who said THAT? I was just sayin'!" Axel chuckles.

"May I get this meeting underway?" Xemnas asks, his voice deadly serious.

"Uh... Sure." Axel shrugs.

"Of course, Superior." Saix nods.

"I start this off with a question: How old are you Roxas?" Xemnas asks.

"Huh? 15 sir. You know that!" Roxas says. Namine, on a platform with some of the pets, nods and keeps sketching.

"Xion? Your age." Xemnas says.

"14! The same as my number!" Xion says proudly.

"Larxene?" Xemnas motions for her to say.

".... 17." Larxene looks embarrassed.

"SAY WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE 20!" Axel shouts.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M 17!" Larxene insists.

"PROVE IT!!" Xion demands.

"HERE!" Larxene throws Xion a card.

".....17!" Xion says in surprise as she reads the license.

"DAMN!" Axel swears under his breath.

"WHAT?!" Larxene looks pissed.

"YOU OWE ME LIKE 30 THOUSAND MUNNY FOR THE BOOZE!" Axel looks slightly smug.

"FUCK NO! YOU DRANK HALF!" Larxene points out.

"Ooh! Illegal drinking! Tsk tsk tsk, Axel!" Xigbar teases.

"SHUT UP!"

"May I continue?" Xemnas asks.

"Sure. We'll settle this later, Larxy." Axel says.

"DID YOU JUST-" Larxene starts to scream.

"Silence number 12. You look like a fool." Saix says coldly.

"Demyx, Zexion. Your ages?"

".... 17 and a half." Demyx says.

"16." Zexion says quietly and blushes.

"DAMN!" Roxas just suddenly yells out.

"....... What's wrong?" Xion asks.

"I had NO idea they were so ... YOUNG!" Roxas says.

"Just why are you asking this Superior? Surely you knew our ages. Especially mine considering we studied under the same teacher and all." Zexion asks.

"..... I have made a decision. Is there ANYONE else under the age of 19?" Xemnas asks. No one raises their hands except Namine.

"Um... I'm 15 sir." she says quietly.

"I knew that, and thank you for being honest, Namine. Anyone ELSE?" Xemnas waits. No response.

"Uh... This is important how?" Axel asks.

"What is the purpose in this, Superior?" Lexaeus asks.

".... You six! You'll be going to school!" Xemnas announces.

"SAY WHAT?!" The 'six' protest.

"HELL NO!" Larxene immediately screams.

"......." Haru hides in the door way and prays not to be found.

Don't let them send me to school, don't let them send me to school!

"What about Repliku?! Does HE get to not go?!" Xion yells.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Roxas shouts.

".... Repliku too." Xemnas nods.

"THANKS A LOT XION!" Haru shouts.

"It's settled. Xion, Roxas, Demyx, Zexion, Larxene, Namine and Haru will ALL be going to Twilight Public High School." Xemnas says.

"FUCK NO!" Roxas yells out.

"ROXAS!" Xion and Namine both say in shock.

"I WENT THERE ALREADY! YOU. CAN. GO. TO-"

"Unless you want to finish that sentence in Vexen's test tube, you'll be QUIET 13." Saix snarls.

".................." Roxas stays quiet for a moment.

"........NAMINE'S coming too Roxas!" Xion says slyly.

"... So? SEIFER'S at that school!" Roxas snaps back.

"NAMINE will make you lunch." Axel throws in.

"I will!" Namine says with a blush.

"SEIFER TOOK MY DESERT! I DON'T CARE, BUT I'M NOT GOING!" Roxas snarls.

"what's with you and Seifer?" Xion asks confused.

"He has illusions of grandeur." Roxas says.

"... You leave with no choice." Xemnas sighs and throws something at Roxas.

"Wha... da..." Roxas slumps to the ground, fast asleep.

"....... And why are you suddenly concerned about our education?" Zexion asks.

"I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU SEVEN LAZING AROUND THE CASTLE ALL DAY!" Xemnas states.

"So... Basically, you don't like us no more? BUT SUPERIOR!!!" Xion bursts into tears.

"..... Xion, that's not it. I think I figured it out. C'mon. Lessee... Superior has a daughter right?" Axel starts to explain.

"R-R-Right..." Xion wipes away a tear.

"So, he doesn't have custody of the little Superior! So... He's making you guys into his kids! Got it memorized?"Axel finishes.

"TELL ME I'M ADOPTED!!" Xion, Roxas, and Larxene all shout.

"... Vexen, I thought you said it worked for an hour?"

"I lied." Vexen shrugs.

"...... Scary. Do I look like Mom, Daddy?" Demyx asks jokingly to Xemnas.

"....SHUT UP! NOW! ALL OF YOU MUST COME WITH ME TO GET REGISTERED AT YOUR NEW SCHOOL!" Xemnas grabs the unlucky group and drags them to the gummy ship.

"HELP!!!"

"SOS!!"

"... DEMYX ! GET YOUR FOOT OUTTA MY STOMACH!!"

"... i'm over here!"

".... EWWW!!!" Slap noise and Roxas goes flying.

"OW!"

"....... Why don't we just Corridor to Dark-"

"Namine, finish that sentence LATER!"

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Lol, School time Org XIII!

NO, FurryFur, I didn't take this from the story you sent!

I had this in mind for a WHILE.

I SWEAR!! SCOUT'S HONOR!

Haru: I SHOULD KILL YOU! AND YOU WERE NEVER IN SCOUTS!

And Katy, yes I took the grandeur thing from Cloud gets.

Kinda.

.... I don't approve of underage drinking!

... unless it's Coca Cola! ;D