hehehe, Welcome to the Set: Adrian Black Heart!

AKA my little emo buddy. *hugs*

Adrian: ..... Are you done?

... Hm? Yup. *lets go*

Adrian: There is apparently a disclaimer attached to this story, that Kingdom Hearts doesn't belong to Forbidden.

That's right! Get off mah back Lawyers!!

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First Period: Physical Education

"Right, class 1321! We ALL got outside today. Even the Noobs!" Hayner says.

"Right. Keep your heads up and don't dork man scare you." Olette says to the class as President.

"MAN! I hate P.E..." Pence moans.

"... I LOVE P.E!!! I'M GONNA BE THE BEST P.E-ER EVER!! ... What the hell's P.E?" Xion turns to Roxas.

"Physical Education." Roxas says.

"............ EWWW!!!" Demyx makes a face.

"NOT like that Nine. He means that you have to exercise." Zexion clarifies.

"Ohhhh......." Demyx sighs in relief.

"Hey. One of you get this crap collar offa me." Larxene says seriously.

"HELL NO!" Roxas says.

"DO IT OR I'LL STRANGLE THE LOT OF YOU!!!" Larxene snarls.

"...... Here, you little brat." Haru unties the collar and hands it to her.

"Thanks! Now.... TIME FOR AN ELECTROTHERAPY TREATMENT!!" Larxene howls and Haru dodges her and slips the collar back on her wrist.

"HEY!!!!" Larxene starts chasing him.

"Eh, shoulda figured." Roxas says and shrugs.

"Hehehe! ROXAS!!" Xion suddenly tackle hugs him to the ground.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Hayner and Seifer scream in unison.

".....Xion, we talked about this." Roxas says seriously.

"Yup!"

"And what did I say?"

".....Not to do it?" Xion says questioningly.

"And why did you do that?" Roxas asks.

"Cause! You're gonna buy me an ice cream!" Xion says happily.

"And when did I say that?!" Roxas says and shoves Xion off him.

"Since I took your wallet!" Xion shows it to him.

"DAMMIT SIS!" Roxas starts chasing Xion for the wallet.

"... Sis? Are they related?" Olette asks Namine.

"Um... Yes, they are. Roxas is Xion's older brother." Namine explains.

"HUH?! I didn't know Mrs. Arugami had another kid! Wait til I tell her that Roxas's okay!" Hayner says.

".......... No, you're not." Xion growls.

"Huh?" The two siblings had stopped chasing each other and were glaring at Hayner, Pence, and Olette.

"Hm, tell my mom? I don't THINK so. I'm staying with the Organization." Roxas says coldly.

"Organization?" Pence asks.

"Just let my mom think I'm dead. It's easier than the truth." Roxas says and doesn't look at his one time friends.

"... SOO SADD!!" Demyx wails and bursts into tears.

"Ah, stop bein' emo, emo kid! And... where the fuck do we change?" Larxene asks. This whole time, they'd been going down the stairs.

"Eh? Um... You go and follow Olette." Roxas advises.

"Kay!" Xion says.

"Xion, don't follow me into the guys's restroom again." Roxas says.

" I know!"

".....I don't have clothes." Demyx says.

"Just run out in your undies or somethin'! Little wuss." Larxene snarls.

"B-BUT!" Demyx blushes.

"....Just let the teacher know or run in your uniform." Haru says.

"OH KAY!" Demyx grins. They all file into their separate changing rooms. Girls on the right, guys on the left. A few minutes later, they all scoot out in full gym dress.

"Hey, didn't you say you didn't have any clothes?" Roxas asks Demyx as they walk to the field.

"I didn't!" Demyx exclaims.

"Then how-?!"

"Listen up! For you new kids, I'm your new P.E. teacher! I'm Mr. Kurtis!" A hyper muscly man says.

"No brains, all brawn?!" Larxene shouts.

"What? GET DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!" he screams.

"...... Twenty WHAT?!" Larxene shoots back.

"PUSH UPS! NOW!"

".........What the fuck's a push up?" Larxene stares blankly at the teacher and asks bluntly.

"GRRR!!! TEN LAPS!!" He screams and points to the track.

".... I can't go in water, dude. It messes me up." Larxene says.

"... He means ten laps around the track, Larxene." Zexion clarifies.

"Oh. Run around it ten times? No prob!" Larxene grins and starts running.

"DAMN!" Larxene's already been around 5 times when everyone turns to stare. The little girl was just a black blur. She comes skidding to a stop in front of the teacher with a huge grin.

"DONE!" She says proudly, panting heavily.

"............"

"12, I thought that collar.... never mind." Zexion looks up to see that she had ripped it off.

"..... DO THEM AGAIN!!! NOW!" Mr. Kurtis shouts.

"B-But! I just DID them, YOU FAT HEADED LITTLE BASTARD!" Larxene snarls.

"Um... Larxene, I don't think you can call him that." Demyx says.

"FORTY PUSH UPS!! NOW KID!" The teacher screams.

"........I'M GOIN' DUDE! I'M GOIN'!" Larxene snaps and goes to the floor. She just lies there.

"..... You don't know how to do them, huh Twelve?" Roxas says with a smirk.

"Shuddap. I was home schooled." Larxene says.

"... By who?" Namine asks with interest.

"... My dad, now how ya do these?" Larxene asks. Olette shows her.

"Like this." Xion and Olette are doing push ups.

"... Dammit, you ALL suck!" Hayner starts doing the push ups.

"LIKE THIS!!" Seifer starts his own.

"............ You ALL suck!" Roxas cracks up.

"....38,39,40!! I'm done dude with the whistle!" Larxene says proudly.

"... Everyone is going on the track! Three laps!" The teacher says in astonishment.

"SHIT!" Larxene swears violently and miserably starts walking again.

"........Dammit, Larxene! YOU JUST HAD TO SHOW OFF!" Haru yells.

"SHUT IT REPLICA!" Larxene snaps.

"YOU SHUT IT NYMPHO!!" Haru shoots back.

"..........Hmm." Larxene smirks.

"...Oh shit."

"DIE!!!" Larxene starts chasing Haru around the track, viciously trying to kill him.

" I knew it.." Zexion shakes his head and keeps walking, buried in his book.

"WATCH OUT!!" Zexion nearly falls into a pit but neatly dodges it at the last second.

"...Dude.. SWEET!" Xion purposely gets in his way. Zexion just maneuvers around her.

"... Hehehe." Roxas tries to trip him, but Zexion just back flips onto his feet and keeps walking.

".....That's just scary." Namine says seriously.

"Hmm? Did you say something, Miss Namine?" Zexion asks, looking up from his Lexicon.

"No, it's fine." Namine assures him.

"DAMMIT!!!" Larxene finally manages to catch Haru.

"HEHEHE!! TIME FOR ME TO PLAY!!" Larxene whispers evilly.

".... TWELVE! Leave the Replica alone or I'll report you." Zexion says.

"...What? You're stickin' up for the RUNT?!" Larxene screams.

"Yes. NOW! Leave the poor fool alone and come with me." Zexion motions. Larxene glares at Haru and comes with Zexion.

"... Cool, he's got total control since he's the highest ranking here!" Xion concludes.

"......" Larxene comes back shaking.

"... What did you do?" Hayner asks.

"Gave her a very powerful and potent illusion. Feel any good Larxene?" Zexion asks with an evil smirk.

"N-N-No.... I won't hurt the runt." Larxene stammers.

"Good girl." Zexion pats her head. A bell rings.

"Hm... Time for 3rd period!" Hayner announces cheerfully.

"GREAT! I love math." Olette says.

"..... FUCK!!!" Xion screams.

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"I HATE MATH!!! I HATE FUCKIN' MATH!!!" Xion wails.

Hehehe, crummy ending.

No worries, Xion! Something very fun will happen in this next episode.....

Adrian: like what?

Uh... Workin' on it.

Adrian: In the next episode: A Math Disaster.

Nice title.

Adrian: thank you Lady Forbidden.

Oh, I like that!! XD