Hiya! I'm back guys!
Adrian:...... Yes, you are.
Adrian's being mean.... I'M GONNA HAVE AXEL BLOW HIM UP! :D
Adrian:... What?
Disclaimers: Damn AGAIN!? KH IS NOT MINE!!
HEY AXEL!!!! HELP ME BLOW SOMETHING UP!!! *runs off to find him*
Adrian: HEY! Who said I WANTED to be blown up?! FORBIDDEN!!!
Adrian:... Please enjoy the show people, while I attempt to hide. *hides in giant vase*
3rd Floor, Rapier Hall Room 1321 (note: all the buildings are named after weapons.)
"..................................." Xion swears violently under her breath while they climb up the stairs. The gym teacher's leading the way back up to the class room.
"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKIN' STAIRS?!" Larxene yells.
"SHUSH!" the gym teacher says.
"DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO SHUSH?!" Larxene says in surprise.
"SHUSH!" he says again.
"FUCK YOUR MOTHER!" Larxene retorts.
"LARXENE! SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW BEFORE I SIC FUCKING SAIX ON YOU!" Zexion snaps.
"... Yes sir." Larxene mutters.
"hehe, I've never seen Zexion swear before!" Xion says happily, completely distracted.
"Yup. Shocker!" Demyx strums his Sitar and starts to hum.
"When you walk away! You don't hear me say... BABY! Don't go!" Xion starts singing.
"BOTH OF YOU! No instruments outside band class!" Mr. Kurtis says.
"... Aw....." Demyx puts it away.
"Oooh! What's THIS?!" Xion runs to a machine. It was filled with candy and chips.
"... A vending machine?" Hayner says.
"V-Vending machine..." Xion repeats and stares hungrily at the candies.
".. You want one?" Roxas pulls out some Munny and gets one of his favorite candy bars. He retrieves it from the bottom and pulls away the wrapper and takes a bite.
"COOL!! DO IT AGAIN!!" Xion says excited.
" Xion, why is this so cool for you?" Demyx asks.
"I've never seen one before! DO IT AGAIN THIRTEEN!!!" Xion pleads.
"... Fine! Here's 100 Munny. Buy a candy." Roxas hands her the cash.
"..... YAY!" Xion puts it in and punches the numbers and waits.
"It's moving!!!" Xion watches, transfixed. The spring holding the candy spins and then... Stops. The candy hangs by a corner.
"Bad luck girl." Demyx says soothingly.
".................NO!" Xion takes out her Keyblade and slams it into the glass. It shatters and she gets her candy.
"........Xion..." Namine sighs.
"Yum...." Xion gladly skips up the rest of the stairs and catches up to the rest of the class.
"Hello Class 1321! I understand there are some new students today! I'm Mrs. Aru-" The woman stops at the sight of Roxas.
"HUH?!" He shouts in surprise.
"Hey.. She looks like Thirteen!" Larxene says.
"Cool, she's an evil twin!" Demyx says.
"........... I'M JOHN! It's very nice to meet you, miss!" Roxas says in a deep voice. He shakes hands with the blonde woman.
"What?" The teacher says in surprise.
"I'm JOHN! I'm one of your new students! I'm 15 and I'm glad to meet you!" Roxas says in the same deep voice with a big smile.
"...Rox-" Xion starts but Roxas clamps his hand on her mouth.
"This is my younger sister Xion! And these guys are Zexion, Demyx and Larxene! Please welcome us to your class!" Roxas bows.
"I'm very pleased to meet you all. I'm Mrs. Arugami." She says and all the Organization Kids could see a great resemblance to Roxas.
"My god. It's... rather frightening." Zexion says.
"Roxas, this is your mommy?" Demyx whispers.
"YES! Now shut up and lemme talk!" Roxas hisses.
"Now, please sit down." she motions toward the seats.
"... Yes ma' am." Everyone sits down.
"I'll start by calling the roll. Olette?"
"Here Miss." Olette raises her hand.
"Hayner?"
"Ya know I'm here Teach!" Hayner says with a grin.
"Pence?"
"Um... I' m here..." Pence says.
"Demyx Nocturne?"
"I'm here Miss Thirteen!" Demyx says, adjusting his Sitar strings.
"It's Arugami."
"Right....."
"Xion Minami?"
"I'M HERE!!!!! RIGHT OVAH HERE!!" Xion waves her hand wildly.
"Duly noted Xion!" Mrs. Arugami says with a laugh.
"Zexion Plato? As in the famous writer?"
"Why yes. I'm present." Zexion says.
"Please put your book away. As interesting as it looks, this is math class."
"I apologize Professor." Zexion waves his hand and the Lexicon vanishes.
"Now, Larxene Storm?"
"Here teach." Larxene replies, bored.
"Seifer?"
"Here Mrs. M." He says and goes back to his comic. This whole time, Roxas has been twitching nervously in his seat, dreading the moment his mother says his name.
"Fuu?"
"Present." The girl says.
"Rai?"
"Here y' know!"
"Namine Hikaru. Now, that's a beautiful name!" Mrs. Arugami says.
"Th-Thank you." Namine says with a blush.
"HEY! Mine's nice too! There's no better name than Xion!" Xion says.
"Yes, yours is very pretty too, Xion." Mrs. Arugami agrees.
"See, big brother? SHE likes my name!" Xion says triumphantly.
"Big brother? Are you and him related?" the teacher asks innocently.
"... Yeah, so?" Roxas says coldly. He's trying to keep her from reading his name as long as possible.
"Well, are you two twins? You don't look very alike..."
"We're not twins! We're six months apart!" Xion informs her.
"... Six months?"
"It's a long story Mo- I mean, Professor!" Roxas blushes.
".... You were never a really good actor, Roxas." Mrs. Arugami says, looking up from a folder.
"HUH?!" She holds up the folder she had been reading from.
"I checked your name. You're Roxas John Arugami. You've been missing for a year, Roxy." She says with tears in her eyes.
"..................... Your middle name's John?" Namine asks with surprise.
"That's not the issue here, Nami! The issue is.... I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!" Roxas looks, searching for an exit.
"Sit down! Where the hell have you been this whole year?!" Mrs. Arugami demands.
"NO COMMENT!" Roxas snaps.
"Fine, You made me do this." Mrs. Arugami says and steps behind his desk. He turns pale.
"...... YOU'RE GONNA-?!" Xion starts.
"Here ya go!" Mrs. Arugami starts tickling Roxas viciously and without mercy.
"NOOOOOO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! STOP!!" Roxas screams in laughter and falls out of his desk.
"OH YEAH! Roxas's suuuper ticklish!" Xion remembers.
"... If I'd known that, I'D BE INVISIBLE!!" Larxene jokes.
"I GIVE!! UNCLE UNCLE!!! UNCLE JOHN!!!" Roxas screams, holding his stomach from laughing so hard.
"So, where have you been?" Mrs. Arugami says. She tickles harder.
"PFFT!!! THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS!!! STOP MOM!!"
"... He just ratted out the Organization." Haru says in surprise.
"Tickle is apparently a powerful muse...." Zexion says.
"Where is that?" Mrs. Arugami asks.
"PFFT!! CAN'T... BREATH!!! IT'S A DIFFERENT WORLD!!" Roxas gasps.
"Again, just ratted out the Organization!" Xion comments.
"What have you been doing?" She tickles harder.
"KILLING HEARTLESS FOR THE ORGANIZATION!!!! PLEASE!! I'M BEGGIN' YOU MOM!" Roxas's turning blue.
"... Organization?" She stops. Roxas gasps for air.
"ROXAS! You just ratted us out!" Larxene yells.
"Not..... my..... fault......" Roxas says, pausing for breath between words.
"Our cover's blown! Lessee.... " Haru pulls out his cell phone. He texts something.
"Whatcha doing?" Larxene asks.
"Giving notice what Roxas did." Haru explains.
"HEY! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!! She's an evil mastermind I tell you!" Roxas defends himself. He notices something out the window and grins.
"... HEARTLESS!" Xion yells with a smile.
"Great timing! I could use this!" Larxene grins viciously.
"Sorry, but we gotta go!" Roxas summons his twin Keyblades.
"What... are those?!" Everyone shouts.
"Organization XIII! Line up! We got some vermin to exterminate!!" Roxas busts through one of the windows and jumps out.
"ROXAS!"
"WHOO HOO!!!" Everyone except Namine and Haru leap out the windows and rushes to fight the Heartless in the court yard.
".... EXCUSE US!!" Haru and Namine run out the door and take the stairs.
".... Did... they just ditch?!" Hayner asks.
"yup." Pence confirms.
"... YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY!! ROXAS!!" Mrs. Arugami yells and runs after them.
"Guess we need a new teacher. OR..." Hayner, Olette, and Pence grin at each other and also heads out the door.
"Eh, what the hell?" Everyone leaves.
Courtyard
"HEY! COME BACK HERE!!!" Larxene yells. She throws a flurry of kunai at the Shadows.
"TAKE THIS!! FINAL LIMIT!! MAGIC HOUR!!!" Roxas yells and gives his attack full range.
"DANCE WATER DANCE!!" Demyx blasts the Heartless with a torrent of water.
"Now what?" Haru asks, having caught up with Namine.
".... We go get ice cream." Roxas suggests.
"HELL YEAH!!!" They walk off.
"... Dammit, Roxas! Shika, he's back in Twilight Town and headed your way! Please talk some sense into him!" Mrs. Arugami says into a phone.
DUM DUM DUM!!!
a little more serious huh guys?
This new little character is Roxas's MOM!
Mrs. Sorano Arugami!
Roxas:... You just HAD to bring my mom into this.
Yup. For those intrested.... Roxas's Dad's called: Akira Matthew Arugami!
Roxas: STOP. NOW!
.......................
In the next episode!
Roxas's Secret Traumatic Past!
Roxas: TRAUMATIC?!
hehehe, please review guys......
Adrian: can I come out now?
Sure buddy! I was only kiddin'....
Adrian: Phew... *stuck* I'M STUCK!!!
Oh snap, he's gonna kill me.