And Roxas's traumatic past is REVEALED!!!!
Roxas: FOR THE LAST TIME! I DIDN'T HAVE A TRAUMATIC-
Ahem. Psychiatrist.
Roxas: ... *starts to tremble like crazy*
I rest my case....
And on that happy note, Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts isn't mine, though the randomness is.
lol, look at my new border!!!
Please note that Roxas's secret Traumatic past will be discussed in further detail later.
For now... enjoy the randomness.
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Somewhere outside the school... not too far though...
"RUN!!!" Roxas commands as he leads the way to the sea salt ice cream place.
"Geez, this boy loves ice cream......" Larxene sighs and keeps walking.
"Yup!!! ME FIRST!!!" Xion's racing Roxas when a shadow behind them chuckles quietly.
"So that's where you've been hiding, little one." it says with a grin.
"7 ice creams please." Roxas says to the ice cream man.
"Comin' right up, Roxas!" The man pulls out 7 bars of sea salt ice cream and hands them to him.
"... What did you just say?" Roxas asks with a shocked expression.
"... You haven't been comin' around as much, Roxas. And your folks are worried bout cha. You in some kinda trouble?" The ice cream guy asks.
"....NOPE!" Roxas runs off. He rejoins the others at the Struggle arena. AKA the Sandlot.
"Took ya long enough!" Larxene snatches an ice cream and takes a big bite.
"Sorry, Princess! Anything else you need?" Roxas says sarcastically.
"Yeah, for you to shut up!"
"Thanks Roxy!" Xion takes a huge bite out of the corner of the ice cream.
"Thanks..." Haru nibbles at it and grimaces.
"Thank you, Thirteen." Zexion starts to eat it, reading as he did.
"Thanks thanks thanks!" Demyx gleefully takes a chomp out of his.
"Guys, I think everyone's starting to remember me...." Roxas says and takes a chunk out of the corner of his ice cream.
"Really?" Namine starts to eat hers.
"No way! Nami here's the best in memory erasin'!" Xion defends.
"... there ARE ways for the person to get them back...... Especially if they haven't seen a person in a while." Namine says.
"what?"
" Like déjà vu. That can help retrieve memories."
"...... Déjà vu? YEAH! Last year, that happened before!" Roxas remembers.
"WHOO! FLASHBACK!"
"Geez, we got a new teacher... Wonder who it is?" Roxas asks as he takes his seat by Hayner.
"Heh, don't you know?" Hayner says with a sly grin.
"... Who is it?" Olette asks.
"Just wait and see." Pence suggests. The door opens and the class holds their breaths to see who the new math teacher was.
"Hello class! I'm your new teacher, Mrs. Arugami!" Roxas's mom appears and smiles.
"MOM!?"
"Hi Roxas! You forgot your lunch." She tosses him a packed lunch and turns back to the roll sheet.
"... THAT IS SOOO LAME!!" Haru shouts and cracks up.
"Shut up!" Roxas shoves him.
"WELL WELL WELL!! If it isn't my adorable little Cousin Roxy!" A boy says. The group turns around. A group of three older kids stand in one of the entrances to the Sandlot.
"...Alaric?" Roxas asks.
"YEAH! He remembers me! That RULES!" The boy says with a pleased grin.
"... Xion? Mind doing that move right bout now?" Roxas asks.
"SURE!!! NINJA MOVE!!! SUCKER PUNCH!" Xion slams the boy to the ground and triumphantly takes a bite of her ice cream.
"And that is a ninja move HOW?!" Haru snaps.
"... THIS is a ninja move, kiddo! RASENGAN!!!" One of the boys shouts.
"SAY WHAT?!" Xion, a fan of Naruto, shout in shock. The boy vanishes.
".... Where did he-?!" Haru gets slammed to the ground, in hand cuffs.
"HUH?! MOTHERFUCKER!" Larxene swears as she's also thrown to the ground in hand cuffs.
"I ... I SURRENDER!" Demyx says, holding his hands up. Namine does the same. A girl with streaked purple hair waltzes up to them and slips pairs of hand cuffs onto the two.
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be used against you in a court of law." She says with a bored look in her eyes.
"......................XION! RUN!" Roxas tries to run past the kids but the blonde one grabs him and tackles him to the ground.
"Not so fast Woxy! I got cha!" Alaric says while hand cuffing his... 'cousin'?
"FUCK YOU! LEMME GO!!" Roxas struggles against the cuffs but to no success.
"........HOW WAS THAT A RASENGAN?! YOU LIA-" Xion gets knocked to the ground and gets cuffed.
"They got you too, huh, Roxas?" Hayner greets the cuffed teens as they start getting marched up the street.
"Yup... Stupid.. Alaric..." Roxas mumbles.
"Aww... Cuz, I haven't seen you in a year, and you wanna fight? That hurts man.... Right here, right here..." The boy points to his chest.
"Maybe you just got a chest cold!" Xion says, trying to be helpful.
"Man, Roxas comes back and we get a buncha work! Thanks a lot Woxy!" The other, darker haired boy complains.
"You're welcome Raven. NOW LET ME GO BEFORE I SIC THE GODDAMN SUPERIOR ON YOU!!!" Roxas snarls.
".... Is that ... a threat?" Zexion, the only one NOT in cuffs, asks.
"Geez, Thirteen! I'm sure you can come up with something better than THAT!" A deepish voice says. Axel grins at them, holding an ice cream in hand.
"AXEL!"
"The one and only. What's up, Rox? Why are you guys in cuffs?" Axel asks.
"My stupid cousin's on the school defense squad. They go after kids that skip." Roxas explains.
"That's right! I'm Red!" Alaric says proudly.
"I 'm Blue, I guess, since I'm your best friend Al!" Raven says.
"......." The girl remains silent.
"And Rose's ... PINK!" the two boys chime in.
"Huh. Want to go hang out guys? Geez, school's over anyways." Axel says.
"IS NOT! There's still like an hour left!" Alaric retorts. Axel shrugs.
"Whatever, dude. The brats are with me. And you really wanna test me?" Axel gives an evil grin at the trio. AKA the evil rapist grin. Yeah, you guys know which one. The one that he gives Roxas when he goes bi-polar on him.
"Geez! Stop with the narration, you're makin' me blush!" Axel says sarcastically.
HEY! STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
"MAKE ME!" Axel challenges.
ALRIGHT I WILL!!! *types something*
".....OW!" Xion 'accidentally' drops her Keyblade on Axel's foot.
"........Who's he talking to?" Alaric whispers to Roxas.
"... Someone you never want to meet." Haru says very seriously.
"I'm bored now! Let's see..... HERE YA GO!" Axel snaps his fingers and the chains around the kids's wrists snap, and they're all let free.
"NOW TO DO A SAIX AND RUN!" Xion calls out and rushes into a convenient little alley. The Organization follows eagerly.
"COME BACK.... Where did they go?" Alaric asks as they turn into an empty alley.
Castle that Never Was: Game Room that Never Was
"Heh, I wish I coulda seen his FACE!" Roxas cracks up.
"Yup! And he......" The group gets quiet as Xemnas and Saix walk into the room.
"..... You seven are in so much trouble!" Saix snarls.
"... Shit...." Haru swears.
"DO YOU SEVEN KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU ARE IN?!" Xemnas screams.
".... If we say no, how much time do we got?" Larxene asks.
"Vandalism?!"
"The window?" Roxas asks.
"Skipping school?!"
"Yup!" Xion and Larxene says somewhat proudly.
"AND you didn't bother keeping your Organization XIII identity a SECRET?!"
"... Were we supposed to?" Demyx asks.
"YOU SEVEN ARE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH!!! YOU HEAR ME?! A MONTH!" Xemnas yells.
"NO WAY!!"
"No TV, No video games!"
"C'mon Superior, we didn't mean it.." Xion tries.
"NO PASTRIES! OR JUNK FOOD!"
"YOU HEARTLESS ASS HOLE!" Xion bursts into tears.
"NO SITAR!"
"YOU MONSTER!!" Demyx cries and also bursts into tears.
"NO KUNAI, NO NARUTO OR ANY TYPE OF ANIME!!"
"............YOU CAN'T TAKE MY NARUTO!!!" Larxene screams.
"NO NAMINE!"
".... Kay, that's just messed up!" Axel says. Roxas looks like he's about to pass out.
"NO SKETCHING!"
"... I'm sorry Superior..." Namine mumbles.
"NO READING FOR FUN!"
"... My god, have you gone insane?" Zexion says with wide eyes.
"No ... No.... " Xemnas stops to think for more punishments.
"..... No grounding or punishments?" Haru suggests.
"Correct! ... What?"
"BOO YEAH! Haru's the man!" The group leaves for the Kitchen That Never Was.
"... I believe that they have just tricked you, Superior." Saix says.
"... I think I realized that. Must be careful with Haru in the future." Xemnas mentally notes this.
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If you haven't noticed, this was a KINDA introduction to Roxas's family.
the kid you met?
Alaric Sukimoto. Roxas's older cousin who wants to be a cop.
and Sorry, but his auntie didn't get to come out in this one!
but don't worry folks!
this Arc ain't over til the fat lady sings!!
And I got her locked up nice and tight. *evil grin*
Haru:... You have Dad locked in the closet.
And the second he comes out, I'm gonna scream ' HE CAME OUTTA THE CLOSET!! I KNEW IT!!!!'
Haru:... I'm letting him out.
... Leave him there, and I'll give you pics of whatever girl you want. Hell, Kairi and Larxene if ya want.
Haru: ... WHAT THE?!
hehehehe... Larxene, this is a lesson for you NOT to get drunk at a party with Forbiddy. :)
Haru: Review people... Hey, I just noticed something.
Wha? *busy tying up Vexen*
Haru: what happens to all your narrators?
................... Review and he'll get an answer.
Haru:: ???
And if you don't... VEXEN GETS IT!!! *cricket noises*
... Kay, Roxas. ROXAS gets it!!! And LEON! AND RIKU!!!
Roxas: ... *just came in and backs away slowly*
Riku: I WASN'T EVEN IN THIS ARC!!!!
Leon: don't drag me into this.....
REVIEW FOLKS!!! *grinning and steps toward guys*
Sora:..... FORBIDDEN! PUT THAT DOW-
+End of Chapter+