Hiya guys! I'm back! :D

Haru: after she busted the Internet and we spent THREE hours fixing it!

................Aw, but aren't you adorable.... *hugging Axel Junior*

Haru:........... Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts doesn't belong to Forbidden, she's just using the characters.

AND making my own. Right buddy?

Mysterious Shadow: Yup!

Haru: who the fuck is that?!

MS: None of your business, runt. *rolls eyes emoishly*

Haru: RUNT?!

uh... he'll be coming out in another arc, but first I gotta finish THIS one, the switching arc, and the Holiday specials.

MS:.... Man... I'm not coming out for a WHILE....

Yup. Sorry dude.

All Three: NOW ENJOY THE SHOW!!!

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Castle That Never Was: 6 AM

"........" Xemnas walks purposefully toward the kitchen and retrieves something and sighs.

"Maybe they'll be good today..." He mutters to himself, but doubting it greatly.

"GEEEEEEEET UP!!!" Xemnas starts pounding on the pan.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Larxene swears violently, startled.

"Huh?!" Demyx, already awake, flinches and drops his sitar.

"........ Fuck off, Mansex." Haru mutters and flips over in his bed.

".... DAMMIT XEMNAS!!! YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKIN' TIME IT IS?!" Axel storms out of his room, pissed and on fire.

"Superior, I'm tired. I'll rest for another hour, and then I'll come to breakfast." Zexion says sleepily and goes back to sleep almost instantly.

"Ugh...." Roxas just gets up and walks to the kitchen half asleep.

"SUUPERIOR!! It's TOO EARLY!" Xion wails and falls asleep on her feet, collapsing to the floor and curling up.

"Is breakfast ready? Because I think it's my turn to cook, sir." Namine asks, already dressed in her uniform.

"I knew you were a good girl... Go. I'll make breakfast today." Xemnas informs her. Her eyes widen and she's stunned speechless.

".... Are you feeling alright?" Namine asks, feeling his forehead for a fever. He shakes his head and walks away, on his way to the kitchen.

"... Is it safe?" Demyx whispers and the rest of the Organization peeks from behind half closed doors.

"Yes, it's okay. He just wants to make sure we act good today." Namine assures him.

"OKAY!!!" Demyx comes out, in his swim trunks and a blue t-shirt with the sleeves cut off.

"...Are you going surfing, Nine?" Saix asks, half asleep himself.

"...YUP!"

".......Be careful..." Saix walks away.

"..... I think I like Saix better asleep." Demyx says with wide eyes.

Kitchen that Never Was

".... Are they awake yet?" Axel asks Roxas.

"Nope..." Both are eating doughnuts. Roxas sighs and tugs his Organization coat hood up a bit more.

"Heh... Saix HATES getting up early... This is gonna be fun." Axel says and grins. Saix walks in.

"Good morning Number Seven." Roxas says respectfully. Usually, if you didn't show this guy some respect, he'd kick your ass to the moon and back.

"...Morning." Saix mutters sleepily.

"Hey there, Saix Puppy!" Axel says. Roxas's jaw drops in horror.

"... Hello..." Saix props his head up on the table.

"He didn't beat you up?!"

"Hehehe, you forget! We were buddies when we were little! I know LOTS of stuff about Mansex's right hand man."

"Like?" Roxas pulls out a notepad and prepares to take notes.

"Doesn't like storms."

".................Pfft... LIKE A DOG!!!" Roxas makes a face and his body shakes from trying not to laugh.

"I know right?! And.... He likes chocolate, addicted to the stuff."

"HEY! HE'S the one who took my Reese's?!"

"Yup, sorry lil buddy." Axel pats Roxas on the back.

"Anything else?"

"...........Lemme think..... He's got arachnophobia."

"Arachno what?"

"Arachnophobia. Arachno means spiders and phobia means an extreme fear of something." Axel explains.

" So, an extreme fear of spiders." Both exchange an evil grin.

"Hiya guys!" Demyx comes in, soaking wet.

"What happened?" Roxas asks, his eyes on the broken surfboard.

"Gnarly waves! I busted them over in Atlantica!" Demyx says proudly.

"No surfer lingo at breakfast, dude." Xigbar yawns and takes a seat. Saix is now totally asleep.

"Morning!!! What's for eats?!" Xion asks hungrily.

"Watch this, Xi xi! SAIX! Stand up!" Axel commands. Saix stands up.

".... SWEET!!! Saix, gimme 200000 Munny!" Xigbar says and holds his hand out. (200000 Munny= about 2,000 bucks!)

"....." Saix hands his wallet over.

"ME NEXT!!! Saix, go make me scrambled eggs, FRESHLY squeezed orange juice, a plate of bacon, three pieces of toast, two pancakes AND a chocolate shake!" Xion orders.

"Damn girl! Where the fuck does it go?!" Xigbar asks.

".... My stomach!" Xion says.

".......... WE KNEW THAT!!" Axel yells.

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........" Saix cooks the food, and hands the plateful of breakfast to Xion who grins evilly.

"NOW! Get on your knees and say 'Mistress Xion is the best!!' " Xion commands, her mouth full of pancakes.

"Mistress Xion is the best...." Saix repeats sleepily and kneels to Xion.

" Say 'Xemnas is my bitch'!" Axel says.

"...Xemnas is my bitch." Saix stands up.

"Roxas PWNS all!" Roxas commands.

"Roxas PWNS all." Saix says.

"Xigbar rules and Saix drools!"

"Xigbar rules and Saix drools...." Saix falls asleep on his feet and snores quietly.

"Hahahahahaha!" The four were laughing their asses off.

"..... Number Seven?" Xemnas walks in.

"..... Saix's sooo nice right Axel?!" Xion says and nudges Axel.

"Oh yeah, he offered to make breakfast! Isn't Number Seven the nicest guy, Roxas?" Axel says and kicks Roxas in the shin.

"OW! Uh.. Yeah! He's gonna make pancakes for everyone! He's the greatest! Right Xiggy?" Roxas says and glares at Xigbar.

"Oh sure, just now, he lent me some cash for my new company!" Xigbar says.

Company? Everyone makes a face at this lame lie.

"Number Two, I know for a FACT you'll be using that money for gambling." Xemnas rolls his eyes and starts popping bread in the toaster.

"HEY! I'm not LUXORD!!!" Xigbar protests.

"No, he's not." Luxord yawns and snatches Xion's bacon.

"HEY!!!!"

"You snooze, you lose little one. It's the rule of life." Luxord takes a bite of the bacon.

"AND HERE'S ANOTHER ONE! CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER!!" Xion smacks him in the foot and snatches back her bacon and defiantly takes a big chomp out of it.

"Get ready for school." Xemnas commands.

"Awww.... but it's EARL-" Roxas stops and nods after seeing Xemnas's evil glare.

"............." Larxene runs in and takes a stack of toast and runs back out.

"HEY! TWELVE!!!" Xemnas goes after her.

" And the chase begins!" Luxord chuckles. Xemnas comes back with Larxene gagged and handcuffed.

Where'd he get the hand cuffs??? Everyone wonders to themselves.

"Good mornign...." Zexion says sleepily and Lexaeus is dragging him in to breakfast.

"Don't you look terrible!" Xaldin remarks as he grabs a piece of toast.

"... Bite me, wind face." Zexion mutters.

"....................." Xaldin says nothing and takes a bite of his toast.

"MMPH MHM P!!" Larxene snarls from the gag.

"... No, I won't be letting you go until you finish the semester. You have no choice." Xemnas says.

"PPFUK PPU!"

"Hey, I understand that one!" Roxas and Xion say in unison.

"No duh." Everyone finished their breakfast, except for Vexen, Marluxia,and Luxord who finishing it up with a cup of tea.

"Everyone, to the gummy ship." Xemnas gets the ... 'prisoners' and drags the unwilling ones to the ship.

"HANG ON!" Roxas runs to his room.

"What's he doing?" Roxas comes back, carrying his back pack..... and with.....

"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR HAIR!" Xemnas yells. Roxas's once spiky blonde hair is now black and almost completely flat.

"Now my mom can't recognize me!" Roxas says proudly.

"............. I WONDERED why you were wearing your hood!" Xemnas says angrily.

"It's MY hair." Roxas points out.

"You look emo! Cool!" Demyx and Xion say.

"Thanks! I worked hard on it!" Roxas says.

"And I helped!" Larxene says and yanks at the flat hair.

"Yup, Namine and Larxene both helped a lot!" Roxas says and tugs at the hair.

"And how are you going to explain this to your teachers?" Xemnas asks.

".......Namine's gonna change their memories from yesterday. And since my mom is remembering me anyways, it should work!" Roxas gives them a thumbs up.

"You don't ACT emo." Zexion says.

"I got that covered. All I have to do is remember sad stuff and I'll be miserable." Roxas says logically.

"Like?"

"........ When Xion died."

"AWWW!!! I LOVE YOU TOO!" Xion tackle hugs him.

"DAMMIT GET OFF!!!"

"NEVER!"

"Off of him, NOW." Xemnas commands.

"Yessir!" Xion helps Roxas up and brushes off the dust from her uniform.

"NOW! INSIDE!" Xemnas pulls up to the school and marches the whole bunch up to their floor.

"This sucks...." Larxene mutters.

"Larxene, I will dye your hair PINK if you keep complaining." Xemnas threatens. Larxene turns pale and nods.

"Here we go again....." Roxas says and twirls one of his rings around his finger nervously.

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so, some more of the torture for you guys!

hahaha!

MS: uh... Forbidden?

Yes?

MS: *points to angry cast*

Larxene: YOU'RE DEAD!!!

.. NOT ANOTHER CHASE SCENE!!! *runs for the hills*

MS: Does she usually get chased out of the chapter?

Xion: Yup!

MS: heh. Well, since I'm new at this, all I have to ask is for reviews! Yes, you at the computer reading! Review! Or I might never come out!! Just press the little 'Review' doo hickey at the bottom of this chapter and type in your comment! .... Yes, I will answer any questions at this time since the Authoress just hightailed it outta here.

Roxas: WHO are you?

MS:..... Who are YOU to ask for MY name?

Roxas: uh........

MS: Didn't think so.

Haru:.... Is Dad still in the closet? *goes to check*

Roxas, Xion, Axel, and Demyx: PFFT!! *cracks up laughing*