Mysterious Shadow: so I guess I'll be hosting this episode!

Mysterious Shadow: Ahem, welcome to Day at The Castle, I'm your host ... Myserious... Mystreious... SHIT! I can't spell! .... Just call me MS guys! Since Forbidden's forbidden me to use my REAL name. hehe.

MS:Now, of course Kingdom Hearts isn't mine, though I do live here in the worlds. Neither is it Forbidden's, she's on the run at the moment, but Larxene's at school!

*text received*

MS: and breaking news! Forbidden's being chased by Heartless! Any bets?

Sora: YUP! 2000 on Forbidden, 30000 on the Heartless!

MS: Thank you! *takes bets and writes down carefully* And for you ladies wonderin', I AM a guy. *grins and scoots over to let show begin*

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Twilight High: Class 1321

"Dammit! I HATE SCHOOL!!!" Larxene moans and burrows her head under her arms and tries to fall back asleep.

"School doesn't even start for another half hour..." Demyx sings and he strums his Arpeggio Sitar in tune to his words.

"Correct. I suppose we'll have to entertain ourselves." Zexion says and keeps reading.

"But I'm hungry!!" Xion wails.

"YOU ATE!!!! THE MOST OUTTA OF EVERYONE!" Roxas yells.

"Hey! Emos don't yell!" Larxene snaps.

"I'm not emo til the bell rings!" Roxas retorts.

"My poor emo bro...." Xion says and holds her stomach.

"Why don't we all go get something out of the vending machine?" Namine suggests to Xion.

"YEAH!"

"Don't bust it and get me a Reese's." Larxene says.

"I want a Crunch, for the child in meeee!!" Demyx sings.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Larxene yells.

"If there's Doritos, could one of you bring me a bag? Please." Zexion asks politely.

"ALRIGHT!!" Xion vanishes.

"She DOES know there's one right outside the door?" Roxas looks and bumps into a girl running to class.

"Ah, excuse me!" The girl blushes heavily and runs.

"What the...?" Roxas shrugs and walks inside 1321.

"Hahahahaha!" Larxene cracks up.

"What?"

"Oh nothin'." Larxene snickers. The other students start coming in. Namine had put a spell on the door so their memories would change to have Roxas in his.. 'emo' form.

"Yo Roxas! ......... What the fuck did you do to your hair?" Hayner asks and takes a seat next to Roxas.

"Long story, Hayner." Roxas sighs and puts his feet up on the desk.

"I'M BACK!!!" Xion dumps an armful of candies and chips onto her desk.

"You went all the way down didn't you Fourteen?" Zexion asks.

"............Yup!"

"You idiot. There's one over there." Roxas says in a cold voice and points past the door.

".... I'm sorry Roxy...." Xion says with a shocked face.

"Whatever." Roxas looks away and pulls out a book and starts reading it.

"...........'Dracula' huh?" Hayner asks.

"Shh. Reading." Zexion and Roxas say at the exact time.

"Dude! HE'S POSSESSED! BY ZEXION?!" Xion shouts.

"Nope, he's just trying to act emo." Haru clarifies in a whisper to Xion.

"Ohh.... His mom?"

"His mom." Demyx sings.

"OH okay!!! I'll be emo too!" Xion says with a determined look on her face.

"....... " Roxas just glares at her and she steps back a few paces.

"DUDE!! THAT'S FUCKIN' SCARY!" Haru says, shocked.

"Why don't you shut up?" Roxas stands up and holds his hand out threateningly.

"........Fine, whatever man." Haru rolls his eyes and sits down.

"........." Roxas turns back to his book.

"... Hey, that's not Dracula! It's a Stephan King book!" Hayner whispers as he reads part of the first page.

"Shh, Hayner! I'm trying to pretend.." Roxas gives him a hurried explanation.

"Ohh... That's going a little far right?"

"Yup."

"You're a dedicated man, Roxas."

"Thank you." Homeroom starts and ends rapidly.

"P.E. next right?" Demyx asks Roxas, who'd been sullen and silent most of the class.

"......." Roxas nods.

"...... WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING TO ME?!"

".......Demyx, shut up." Roxas retorts and rolls his eyes.

"FINE! I'll go talk to Xion!" Demyx marches away.

"Roxas, maybe you shouldn't try so hard." Namine says and pats his hand.

"........Yeah, I don't my family to be hurt again." Roxas explains.

"You're a good son." Namine says and smiles.

"Th-thanks." Roxas blushes and goes to change his clothes.

"Kids, we're in the pool today! And the N00bs! You seven have detention after school!" Mr. Kurtis informs them.

"........... Fastard." Xion says angrily using her word for 'fucking bastard'.

"GO CHANGE INTO YOUR SWIM CLOTHES AND MEET IN THE POOL IN TEN MINUTES!" Mr. Kurtis commands.

"This should be fun...." Roxas mumbles and goes into the locker room.

"....SHIT!!!" Larxene swears under her breath the whole way.

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MS: well, one chapter done! Not bad for running from Heartless, Biddy sama!

That's LADY Biddy sama to YOU! *looks pissed as getting first aid*

And YES Furry Fur!! that's when YOU come out!!!

MS: not fun being chased by Shadows? *looks amused*

THERE WERE A WHOLE MESS OF THEM!!! SO SHUDDAP!

MS: review folks! And a round of applause for Lady Biddy sama for getting TWO chapters in the same day!! *crew clapping*

........... Whatever... And ain't Roxas a good actor? Applause for him and Xion for getting the snacks!!! *everyone cheers*

Roxas :.... Stupid... Forbidden.

THERE YOU GO!!! An Emmy for you, buddy!

Roxas: JUST FINISH THE CHAPT-

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