lol, I'm back!

MS: you gonna say that each time?

May-be.

FS: Kingdom Hearts, as far as I know, and I got B's on my report card, isn't Forbidden's!

You got B's? *smirks*

FS: At least I'm passing.... *looks pointingly at MS*

MS:... HEY! *sibling free for all*

.......... MESS UP THE CASTLE AND I'LL SHOOT YOU!!! *tries to pull apart*

.. HEY! Look! *points to reviews*

Axel:.... *listening carefully and hidden*

MS: 200! We reached it!

FS: we go get Roxas right?

And if he's unwilling to go, show him this potion and tell him it's EXACTLY what he thinks it is. *gives MS and FS potion bottles*

Axel: Oh shit! Gotta warn Roxas! *runs to find cell phone*

......... *insert evil grin here*

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Class 1321:Math

"........." Roxas yawns, bored. He stares at his worksheet and finishes it in a matter of minutes. Xion notices this.

"Roxas, help me!" Xion mouths and waves her worksheet at him.

"No." Roxas grins.

"YOU ASS WIPE!" Xion yells.

"Do you have something to share, Xion?" Mrs. Arugami asks.

"...............No......" Xion blushes and sits back down.

"Haha." Roxas mouths and shows her the completed worksheet. Xion hisses and kicks him in the shin.

"OW!"

"Roxas? Is there something YOU'D like to share?" Mrs. Arugami says.

".......Xion kicked me cause she's a little baby who can't do math." Roxas says.

"THAT'S A LIE!" Xion shouts.

"THEN DO YOUR OWN FUCKIN' WORK!" Roxas retorts.

"MAKE ME!"

"I WILL!" Roxas shoves her.

"GRRR!" Xion summons her Kingdom Key and whaps Roxas in the head with it.

"DAMMIT XION!" Roxas pulls out Oblivion and Oathkeeper and smacks her in the chest.

"OW! THAT HURT!!" Xion snarls.

"I don't know why! You don't even have anything there!" Roxas says with a smug grin.

"Oh no.... He didn't." Haru says with shock.

"Oh yes he did!" Larxene says excited for a fight.

"YOU'RE DEAD ARUGAMI!!!" Xion snarls and spins her Key in her hand.

"......... YOU'RE DEAD, Minami Fake!" Roxas kicks her in the stomach and sends her flying to the wall.

"GAAH!" Roxas is sent flying out toward the wall on the opposite wall of the room and gets smacked into the white board.

"Damn! I shoulda brought popcorn!" Larxene laughs.

"Stop them!" Namine and Zexion both get up and try to separate the two.

".. Ah!" Namine's knocked to the ground and Zexion ducks to dodge a Keyblade blow.

"HEY! KNOCK IT OFF!" A chakram flies through the window and pins Xion to the wall.

"huh?!" Axel steps through the window.

"What's up Axe?" Roxas says calmly.

"Dude, those two psychos are after you." Axel says.

"... Ms and Fs?" Xion asks.

"Yup. And-"

"Ahem. Who are you?" Mrs. Arugami asks with a suspicious look in her eyes.

".... Axel. Now, we gotta-" Again, he gets interrupted.

"And what are you doing here, sir?" Mrs. Arugami asks.

"Look lady! I'm just here to see.... uh... My son and daughter." Axel lies.

"Oh? and which two are yours?" She motions to the class of children.

"Axel, no!" Roxas mouths and shakes his head furiously.

"Uh... Roxas and Xion." Axel says.

"Dammit Axel!" Roxas moans and smacks his forehead in disbelief.

"You realize that she's Roxas's REAL mom right?" Haru laughs.

".... Oh shit." Axel realizes how much trouble he's in.

"SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOOK ROXAS AWAY! I remember you now! You're that creep that was stalking him!" Mrs. Arugami yells.

"Whoa whoa whoa! Who said anything about me stalking Roxas? I was just trying to take him back to the Organization! " Axel defends himself.

"..... STOP RATTING OUT THE ORGANIZATION!!!" All seven yell.

"Organization?! You put him in A CULT?!" Mrs. Arugami yells.

"hehehe, this is better than CABLE! Why didn't we go to school sooner?!" Larxene laughs and starts to eat some chips in amusement.

"It's not a cult! It's a... Roxas, help me out here!" Axel begs.

"..........Dude, you're on your own here." Roxas shrugs.

"......You're an ASS WIPE THIRTEEN!" Axel snarls.

"..... At least I'm smart, Eight." Roxas shoots back.

"... Good point." Axel agrees.

"Thirteen?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! His name is Roxas!" Mrs. Arugami says angrily.

"... Thirteen's my rank number." Roxas explains.

"Yup! I'm Number Fourteen! I joined a week after Roxas!" Xion says proudly.

".............. Xion, you're not supposed to say that...." Namine whispers.

"Huh? why not? I mean, she's FAMILY!" Xion says.

"..... Are ALL of you in this cult?!" Mrs. Arugami demands.

"We're not." Haru and Namine say in unison.

"YO!" Two kids leap through the busted window.

"MS and FS right?" Namine asks.

"That is correct, lil lady! And we need Roxas to do something Emo and funny." The boy said and grins.

".... and why are you two wearing OrgXIII jackets?" Axel asks.

"..... Cause they're cool. Duh." The girl retorts and rolls her eyes.

"HEY! Forbidden lied! We're in the ARC!" The boy suddenly realizes.

"Do they know our Real names?" the girl asks, with an annoyed look on her face.

"... No..."

"THEN?!"

"Kay Roxy, be Emo for us!" The boy commands and sits down on a desk.

"..... Emo?" Roxas thinks for a minute. He glances at his Keyblade. He makes a slashing motion at his wrist.

"IT WON'T CUT!" Roxas says in surprise.

"...... that's it? PATHETIC!" MS says.

"... Of course it won't cut! We coulda told you that! It's a BLUNT weapon, Roxy! BLUNT DON'T FUCKIN' CUT!" FS says and rolls her eyes.

"Do I know you?" Roxas asks suspiciously.

"Not yet you don't." MS says slyly.

"...... YOU FUCKTARD!" FS shoves MS out the window and waits for Roxas to start again.

"... What do you want me to do?"

"...... Hehe, think of something, or I'll be forced to use THIS!" She holds up a potion in a little tube. Roxas turns pale.

"I-I-Is that..?"

"Yup."

".... I DON'T KNOW!!!" Roxas looks about to burst into tears.

"So how you feelin'?" Axel smirks.

"... I feel like I'm gonna DIE! And... My friends are just standing there, laughing!" Roxas says.

"... And?"

"........... DAMMIT I WANNA KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW!!!"

"HOORAY! YOU'RE EMO! We're done here." The two vanish.

"... THAT'S IT?!" Axel yells.

"Not quite! Here ya go!" FS forces Roxas to drink something.

".... NOOOOO!" Roxas falls to the floor choking.

"Oh shit! Nami, give him CPR!" Axel commands but Roxas gets up and bursts into tears.

"DAMMIT! NO!!" Roxas screams and covers his face.

"... Roxas"

"I'M GONNA KILL HER!!!" Roxas runs out the door.

"... It happened again....." Larxene sighs and goes after him.

"What happened again?" Everyone asks in unison.

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oh what indeed! :)

Roxas: HEY!

............... SHIT! *hides under table*

Roxas: ANTIDOTE. NOW.

... *hands over*

not gonna k-kill me right? Buddy, ol pal?

Roxas:.... You mess with me like this again, I won't stop til I shoot you down. *takes it and runs back to school*

Larxene: Yo, can I stay here?

No.

Larxene: lazy ass authoress.... *goes back*

MS: ??

oh, foreshadowing.

FS and MS: oooh.

Review folks!

and Roxas is such a sucky emo.... _