Hi guys!

We're gonna do something a little special this episode, to make up for Roxas's sucky emoness!

MS: And we'll introducing some more of Roxas's family soon!

Thanks for ruining it, dude.

FS: SHIT! We're late! *both leave*

... Kingdom Hearts is not mine and neither is *another portal opens*

Reiotta: We're back!

Oh sweet, the Drives are back! How was the vacation?

Ahlia: It was okay... But we gotta go to school now.

GO TO TWILIGHT HIGH!!! GO MAN GO!!!

All:... Sure!

BOO YEAH! *victory sign*

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Twilight High: Class 1321 (still math)

Roxas POV

".... Axel, leave." I command.

"... But you lame brains left your fuckin' lunches at the Castle." Axel says.

".... Do you have them?" I ask.

Holy, he ACTUALLY brought us our lunch?

"Fuck no! Do I look like your maid?" Axel retorts.

".........."

Shoulda figured. The bell rings.

"oh gotta run, I got Heart Collection to do." Axel groans.

"You can't collect them though." Namine points out.

"Whatever, I'll still kill the little bastards, why hello!" Axel directs this to the teacher who just walked in.

"Axel, LEAVE." I tell him.

I'm not having him date my teacher... especially since this one's a bi- terrible person. I shove him out the door.

"Hello class, I'm Ms. Serts. I see the kids who decided to skip my class yesterday have the sense to show up TODAY." Ms. Serts says coldly.

"Look lady! We had something to do!" Larxene snarls.

... Oh great, she's gonna get it... I think and groan.

"Oh really? Then you wouldn't mind telling me what was oh so important? OR is that too much for you to handle?"

That's it! Roxas power activate! I stand up.

"Ms. Serts?" I say in a deliberately soft voice. She glances up.

"Dude, he's using it!" Hayner cheers and gives me a thumbs up.

"Y-Yes?" The teacher stammers.

Got her!

"I'm truly very sorry, it was my fault my friends and I left. I asked them to join me in helping me to do something. Please don't ask what; that's a secret." To add insult to injury, I wink at her.

"I-I-It must have been very VERY important... um.."

"Roxas miss."

"Roxas, right. B-But don't do it again!" She says, half scolding me. I smile.

"Of course. I'm really very sorry." I bow slightly and sit down.

My god, I hate using that.... I think miserably and open my text book.

"A-Alright everyone, take out your text books and open up to page 53. We're studying bacteria right now, so you guys who missed yesterday, here are the notes we took." Ms. Serts walks around and hands us the notes. Hayner waits until her back is turned and throws a wad of paper to me. I open it up.

Dude, you still got it!

Nice one, same place for lunch?

H

I grin and scribble something down.

Dude, no prob.

You gonna pay for the SSI?

Rox

I wait until Serts is walking to her desk and chuck my answer back to him. He groans and shakes his head.

"No way!" He mouths.

"Whatev, dude." I mouth back. Xion looks round and throws something to me.

Please, please, please PLEASE for the sake of our family, HELP ME!!

VIX

I write something down and toss it to her.

On what?!

We haven't gotten work yet!

Rox

She reads this and turns pale. She throws another note to me.

PLEASE?!

And I'll buy the Sea salt ice cream!

VIX

"........................" I nod. She sighs in relief.

"Now, we'll be going on our weekly field trip to the Bacteria Lab downtown. You seven, do you have parental permission?" Serts asks. I raise my hand.

"I can go get it in a minute or two, if you'll let me Miss." I say in a quiet voice.

"Sure, Roxas, go ahead, we'll wait!" Hayner cheers.

"Arugami, if you can, do it-" That's all I need. I open a Corridor and run through. I look around the Castle, trying to find-

"XEMNAS!" I call and Xemnas drops his coffee.

"SON OF A! THIRTEEN! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" He yells. I hold out a slip of paper.

"I need 'parental permission' to visit some lab." I tell him. Vexen hears this.

"Let them go, maybe they'll learn something worthwhile." He says. Xemnas swears some more under his breath but signs the paper and so do the other... 'Guardians'.

Now for Axel. I think and reappear in Twilight High's court yard. I wave to Ms. Serts and keep running to find Axel. Finally, I find him at the Clock Tower, just hanging. Literally. On the ledge.

"Whatcha doing?" I ask, risking sounding like some dorky girl on Disney Channel.

"Hmm? I dropped my watch." Axel says and keeps looking for it.

"This one?" I point to my wrist. He lent it to me this morning.

"... Well, I'll be damned! There it is!" He says, trying to play it off and sits down.

"Sign." I hand him the paper.

" 'I hereby give Roxas- you would put your name first." Axel says with a smirk.

"Just read!"

" 'I hereby give Roxas Arugami, Namine Hikaru, Xion Minami, Zexion Plato, Demyx Nocturne, Haru Takamura and Larxene Storm permission to visit the Bacterial Lab in downtown Twilight Town'. And there's a bunch of signatures." Axel scribbles his name down and hands it to me.

"Thanks!" I Corridor back and give Ms. Serts the paper.

"I believe everything is in order." I say in a cool voice.

"....... You seven can go." She says finally. She hands the paper back.

"Whoo!" Xion cheers and Demyx high fives me. Just then, my bag sneezes.

".... Did your bag.... SNEEZE?" Pence asks.

"That's... weird." Olette goes over to open it. She does and jumps back with a weird look on her face.

Oh shit....

"Why ... do you have... THIS ADORABLE LITTLE KITTEN?!" Olette squeals and pulls Roxas Junior out of the bag.

"....Uh...." Xion laughs.

"Me too!" She pulls a sleeping XiJu out of her hood.

"Ditto!" Demyx says and his Junior purrs and twirls his mini-Arpeggio on his back.

"....." Namine holds up her kitten, embarrassed. Nami-chan purrs and cuddles against her. Axel Junior pops out of my bag and mews.

"Two?!" Olette picks him up and cuddles with him. The kitten looks pretty damn happy.

"Ha! Mine beats ALL of yours!" Larxene says, and her Larxy kitten mews in agreement.

"Why do you guys have the Juniors?" Haru asks.

"You're just jealous cause you didn't get one." Xion says and hugs her kitten.

".... I brought.. Zexi." Zexion looks embarrassed but pulls out a reading kitten with tiny glasses out of his bag.

"CUTE!" Like EVERY girl in the class squeals over the seven kittens.

"....." The teacher looks embarrassed but she ALSO comes over to pet them.

"Now, if you six are done, we have to leave!" Ms. Serts says after petting XiJu.

"Okay....." We say in unison and hug the kittens again.

"You guys have to go home, kay?" I tell Axel Junior and Roxas Junior. They look sad and they shake their head furiously.

"You gotta Dem Dem!" Demyx says with tears in his eyes.

"IT'S A FUCKIN' CAT! YOU'LL SEE THEM WHEN YOU GET HOME!" Haru shouts. Everyone glares at him.

"I... Never mind, say your good byes." He says nervously and sits down.

"Go, OR I won't let you sic the Heartless!" Larxene says but looks away

"Bye...." Xion opens a portal and the kittens jump through.

"..............." the whole class is quiet.

It's like someone DIED! I think confused.

"Now, if you're done, please come to the front of school. We'll be taking the Tram." Ms. Serts says and the whole class follows her.

"Aww... I wanted the kitties to come!" A random girl says.

"Yeah, stupid Teacher..." Her friend says angrily. We manage all to get to the Lab safely and we spend an hour or two there.

"Right Class! Time to head back!" Ms. Serts says.

"Awww....." Everyone goes back to the Tram and gets back to school.

Maybe I can convince Miss to let us bring them again..... Wait. We were at the Lab but.....

"WHERE'S XION?!"

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Dum dum dum!!!

Cliff hanger Forbidden style for all you peoples to enjoy! :D

Gaia: .... not this again..

HEY! It's for drama!

Reiotta: like you don't have enough of that.

.... Anyways, people who reviewed! Here are your plushies!!! *hands out to crowd except for people who don't want them*

As if Zexion and Cloud would let me give you the REAL ZexJu and CloJu!

So... uh... REVIEW! OR XION GETS IT!!!!

REVIEW DAMMIT!!! FOR XION!

BTW, Roxas discovered his... 'amazing women seducing skills' when he lived in Twilight Town.

AND it's patent pending.

'Roxas's Blue Eyes! Works on women, children and some men!'

Lol....... *cracking up*