This was a really quick upload and a pretty long chapter. I'll hopefully have the next chapter up by next week. *Fingers Crossed* Please review with suggestions or comments. I really have no idea what they should sing for Sectionals and any ideas would be greatly appreciated.
Thank You!
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.
Songs used:Cell Block Tango - Chicago
Previously…
Kurt snuggled into his boyfriend's chest allowing Blaine to hold him, just this once.
Blaine smiled as he walked through the halls of McKinley. He was so happy that Kurt was honest with him. His boyfriend was so strong and confident, which he loved, but it was nice to hold the countertenor in his arms and be the strong one for once.
Blaine stopped short wen he noticed Sam sitting in the choir room alone strumming at a guitar probably waiting for glee. Blaine hesitated, but then entered the room.
"Thank you… Sam."
Sam looked up in confusion.
"For what?"
"Kurt, last year… I just, I like him so much Sam. I know I've only known him for a month, but I just… He's so…"
"I know. And if it's any consolation I know he's crazy about you too. As for last year… I really wish I had done more than just beat the crap out of him."
Blaine looked puzzled.
"Kurt didn't tell me-"
"Kurt doesn't know," Sam cut him off. "Nor will he, right?"
"Okay," Blaine drew out slowly. "What happened?"
"When I found Kurt in that locker room he looked so small and broken, not the confident diva that we know and love. I just was so… angry. I couldn't believe someone could make the strong and confident Kurt Hummel look that terrified. So the next day me and a couple of Warblers who were friends with Kurt went down to Lima and, for lack of better words, beat the crap out of him."
Blaine nodded slowly all of the pieces clicking into place.
"Is that why Karofsky doesn't mess with glee club any more?"
Sam shrugged his shoulders.
"Maybe."
Sam strummed a few notes on the guitar.
"What are you going to do for the glee project?"
"I have no idea. I was thinking of just asking Kurt for help during or Skype date tonight."
Sam nodded, "That's actually not a bad idea. If anyone knows Broadway its Kurt."
The rest of the glee club started to come in in small groups. Mercedes took a seat next to Sam.
"Alright guys!" Mr. Shue exclaimed as he walked into the choir room. "I was just talking to Ms. Pillsbury," the glee club groaned realizing where this was going.
Mr. Shue walked over to the white board an began to write in a black marker.
"There's been a change of plans."
Mr. Shue stepped back after underlining the words 'boys vs. girls', which he just wrote, twice.
"We usually do girls vs. boys and I shouldn't be breaking tradition. So your assignment is still Broadway, but it's girls vs. boys. If after those performances you feel like you would like to audition for a solo for sectionals, just use the song you had originally planned for this week."
The two groups met on opposite ends of the choir room brainstorming ideas. Little did they know, great minds do in fact think alike.
Kurt tuned out the sounds of the Warblers bickering over stupid things for Sectionals. He really couldn't care less about the color of their ties.
A loud bang sounded in the room gaining all of its occupants' attention. The sound was from the door being swung open and with too much force. Kurt pinched the bridge of his nose trying to keep cool.
"Ladies I know you love me but there better a good reason for you being here. And Rachel Barbra Berry, I swear to Gaga if you were trying to spy on us again I will burn all of your ugly animal sweaters."
Rachel pouted and opened her mouth to defend her sweaters but Santana interrupted her.
"Listen Lady Lips, Shue changed the assignment into boys vs. girls and you need to find us a Broadway song before I-"
"Dolphin!" Brittany screamed as she ran into the room. She launched herself at Kurt, knocking him onto the couch he previously occupied.
"Hi, Boo," He said sweetly as he ran his fingers through her hair.
"I missed you, Kurtie," the blonde said as she snuggled into Kurt's arms.
The countertenor sighed, "I missed you too Brit Brit. But I saw you Friday."
"Lord Tubbington helped me pick out a flower for you too," Brittany smiled as she presented him with a small semi crushed Dandelion.
"Thank you, Boo."
"White boy you better get your butt over here to give me a hug."
Kurt chuckled and unattached himself from Brittany to give the girls hugs.
"Well since you're here, girls meet the Warblers. Warblers meet my girls."
"Well hello boys," Santana practically purred. Several of the Warblers' eyes widened comically.
"Down Santana. We need them for Sectionals. I don't need you eating them. Now what do you need from me?"
"Mr. Shue changed the project to boys vs. girls and we want to win. And we thought you could help us pick the perfect song because-"
"Nobody knows Broadway like Kurt," finished a deep voice from the other entrance of the choir room.
Kurt turned around and saw the New Directions boys standing in the doorway. Sam winked at him and gestured for Kurt to come. Kurt smiled and went to hug his friends and kiss his boyfriend.
"Oh no," Wes banged his gavel, "all of you out! We are in the middle of a Warblers meeting. All of the New Directions members out!"
Kurt made his way towards where the council table was.
"But Wes," he began in his sweetest voice, "I never get to see my old friends. And my boyfriend just showed up. Please."
Kurt batted his eyelashes and smiled.
"No. No absolutely not. We have important matters to discuss."
"But they drove all the way out here. And besides it would be a chance to watch them perform. Like a 'get out of jail free card' for spying."
Kurt sent his puppy eyes toward David who simply shook his head and looked away.
"Mm-mm, nope. I am not getting involved."
Kurt turned back towards the Warblers.
"Don't you guys want to watch these sexy girls perform for you?"
The looks he got were all the support he needed.
"It's settled then they can stay," Kurt said with a big grin and took Wes's gavel and banged it once on the table.
Wes looked at the Warbler in disbelief and spluttered.
"But you… you can't… that was my… Kurt!"
"First of all for a Broadway number, feeling is key. You need a song you can relate to or at least feel something for. After all, Broadway is one part singing, one part acting, and one part dancing. You need to be able to combine all three. Boys pay attention this relates to you too."
The new direction boys made there way into the room and gathered around with the Warblers.
Kurt walked over to the piano and began the introduction into one of his favorite Broadway numbers.
"Care to join me ladies," He said with a sly grin.
The guys in the rom looked confused but the girls seemed to be catching on. Then Kurt spoke the introduction line.
"And now the six merry murderesses of the cook county jail in their rendition of the cell block tango."
Santana smirked and walked to the front of the room in front of the council table. She gestured for the other girls to join her. They all turned with their backs to their appreciative audience.
Tina smiled and took the first line.
Pop!
Quinn put her hands on her hips lightly.
Six!
Mercedes raised one hand up while keeping the other perched on her hip.
Squish!
Brittney shook her head.
Uh Uh
Rachel gestured her right hand as if she were smoking a cigarette.
Cicero
Santana dropped her body low and then slowly straightened out.
Lipschitz!
Each girl turned around as they sang their next lines.
Pop!
Six!
Squish!
Uh Uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!
Kurt smiled as he saw that all of the guys in the room- okay all of the straight guys- were staring at the girls enamored.
Pop!
Six!
Squish!
Uh Uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!
Kurt motioned for Jeff to take over on the piano for him, since he was one of the few Warblers who weren't drooling.
Pop!
Six!
Squish!
Uh Uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!
The girls began stomping there right feet to the beat, starting a simple two step cha-cha dance.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Rachel pointed towards the boys.
I betcha you would have done the same!
Pop!
Six!
Squish!
Uh Uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!
The girls formed a small semicircle around Tina.
You know how people have these little habits That get you down. Like Bernie.
Kurt walked over to Tina and grabbed her and spun her out then pulling her pack in and dipping her.
Bernie like to chew gum. No, not chew. POP.
Kurt pulled Tina back up who then began to lead him backwards.
So I came home this one day and I am really irritated, and I'm looking for a bit of sympathy
Tina let go of Kurt's hand.
and there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Kurt grabbed Tina's hand again and twirled her.
Poppin'. So, I said to him, I said, "you pop that gum one more time..." and he did.
Tina mimed grabbing a gun.
So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots... into his head.
Tina pointed her imaginary gun at Kurt.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
Tin stepped back into the semicircle. The girls all pointed towards the boys.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Quinn stepped out of the semicircle. She walked over to Kurt who pulled her into a slow tango.
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago
Quinn turned so her back was pressed to Kurt's front. Kurt placed his hands on her hips and they continued to dance to the beat.
and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away.
Kurt ran a hand down the countertenor's face, turning it towards her own. Then she turned her attention back to the boys.
So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
Quinn turned back around and grabbed Kurt's hands and they begun their original tango.
And then I found out, "Single" he told me? Single, my ass. Not only was he married
Kurt twirled Quinn under his arm.
...oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night, when he came home, I fixed him his drink as usual.
The blonde circled around Kurt and rapped an arm around his neck.
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
Quinn stepped back into the semicircle.
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Kurt began to get worried because he knew Brittany got the innocent part that was in a foreign language. He hoped they might just skip it.
Pop!
Six!
Squish!
Uh Uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!
Mercedes stepped into the middle of the girls.
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen carvin' up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business, and in storms my husband Wilbur,
Kurt stormed over to Mercedes grabbing her around the waist. He winked at Sam who was glaring at the countertenor's hands. Kurt slid his hands up and down Mercedes sides chuckling silently as Sam continued to glare at him.
in a jealous rage. "You been screwin' the milkman," he says.
Kurt turned Mercedes to face him.
He was crazy and he kept screamin', "you been screwin the milkman."
The dark skinned girl pulled Kurt against her before pushing him away. Kurt sank down onto his knees as if he had just been stabbed. Mercedes looked at the boys and smiled sinisterly.
And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
Mercedes joined the rest of the girls.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Brittany smiled and bounced over to Kurt. Then her face became serious and she started a sort of ballet with Kurt.
Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják, hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg
lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én ártatlan vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probáltam a rendõrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg...
Kurt was so shocked that he almost dropped Brittany when she started to show off her slow dance moves. Leave it to Brittany to know these words. The girls to looked shocked as well but luckily continued with the song.
Yeah, but did you do it?
Brittany looked out towards the guys.
UH UH, not guilty!
Kurt spun Brittany once more and the two waited as Rachel stepped out of the group.
My sister, Veronica and I had this double act and my husband, Charlie,
Kurt held Rachel on his left side mirroring how he was holding Brittany on his right.
traveled around with us. Now, for the last number in our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks
Rachel did her best to mirror how Brittany moved around Kurt.
one two three four five...splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops, one right after the other. Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero, the three of us, boozin' and havin' a few laughs when we run out of ice.
Rachel walks slightly away from Kurt and Brittany and towards the audience of boys. Kurt picks up Brittany thanking Sue Sylvester for the strength he got from Cheerios and was able to maintain.
So I went out to get some. I come back, open the door and there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen-
Brittany hooks her legs around Kurt's waist and allows herself to swing into the position once Kurt had a firm grip on her waist.
the spread eagle.
All the boys in the audience wolf whistled. Even Blaine, who couldn't keep his eyes off his boyfriend's arms, which were not overly muscled but definitely well defined.
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands that I even knew they were dead.
The girls came forward to join Rachel and Kurt put Brittany back down gently.
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
Rachel stepped forward slightly to sing.
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
They had it coming - They had it coming
They had it coming - They had it coming
They had it coming - They took a flower
All along - In its prime
I didn't do it - And then they used it
But if I'd done it - And they abused it
How could you tell me - It was a murder
That I was wrong? - But not a crime!
Santana smirked and grabbed Kurt bringing him to the front of the line of girls. She began to dance around him. Kurt knew it was probably a bad idea but went with it anyway.
I loved Alvin Lipschitz more than I can possibly say.
Santana dipped herself on the blue-eyed boy's arm.
He was a real artistic guy...
The Latina ran a hand down Kurt's body.
sensitive... a painter.
She slipped a leg through Kurt's and bent back into his arms.
But he was always trying to find himself.
The dark haired girl circled the countertenor, reminding him of a predator stalking its prey.
He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the wayhe found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving. I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences.
Santana placed one hand on Kurt's chest.
He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead.
She then pushed him back… hard. To the point that he fell back into Sam and Blaine, who thankfully caught him before he hit the ground.
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The girls then broke into two groups and began an improvised dance. The second group singing the lines slightly after the first group began.
They had it comin' - They had it comin'
They had it comin' - They had it comin'
They had it comin' - They had it comin'
All along – All along
'Cause if they used us - 'Cause if they used us
And they abused us - And they abused us
How could you tell us - How could you tell us
That we were wrong? - That we were wrong?
The girls made their way back to their original line and face the boys.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
The girls spun as the spoke so that their backs were once again.
You pop that gum one more time!
Single my ass.
Ten times!
Miert csukott bortonbe.
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
Artistic differences.
Each girl struck their original pose.
Pop!
Six!
Squish!
Uh Uh
Cicero
Lipschitz!
The girls were met with thunderous applause from the more than appreciative guys. The six ran over to Kurt and squished him between them in a hug.
"How come gay guys always get the hot girls?"
Okay so I apologize if the Hungarian is wrong. I got the lyrics online. Thanks for reading! :)