So I am super excited that you guys haven't given up on this story. Thank you all for the reviews.
To Dani: Thank you so much for the suggestions. I absolutely love Billy Joel and I agree that it would be great for the Warblers. Also I think your going to be happy with the next chapter ;)
To zoopee: I agree! There are six of them. It's too perfect to not do!
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.
Songs Used: What Do I Need With Love- Thoroughly Modern Millie (I love this song! If you have never heard it youtube it! Trust me.)
Previously…
The girls were met with thunderous applause from the more than appreciative guys. The six ran over to Kurt and squished him between them in a hug.
"How come gay guys always get the hot girls?"
"Because I'm awesome," Kurt responded without missing a beat.
"Dude that was-"
"Don't call me dude, Finn"
"-great but do you have anything less… girlie? Not that you're girlie, and the girls were really hot in that song! But like, do you have any songs for, you know, dudes."
"Oh, Finn. Broadway is filled songs for men. For instance…"
Kurt got up smiling and walked towards a couch where Nick and Jeff were sitting.
"Just follow my lead, yeah?"
The two nodded so he began to sing in a lower register. He looked longingly towards the group of New Directions girls.
Oh, the places I would like to show you
Although I hardly know you
Kurt reached an arm towards the girls who were watching him with rapt attention.
I've a funny feeling we make a perfect pair
Famous sites I want to see you seeing
Then nights of you and me-ing
Me. You. We –
Kurt shook his head and held his hands up.
Wait a minute! Just a minute! No, no, no, no!
Kurt jumped up from where he was sitting next to Nick and Jeff.
I'm a Joe with just one aim
Every night to date a different dame
Call each one of 'em the same pet name
"Hey, baby!"
Kurt pulled Nick and Jeff up. He began to walk through the Warblers in the room.
In a row, I have my ducks
Loads of gals to give me loads of yucks
Leave the cooing to the other clucks
I don't mean maybe
Kurt made his way back to the middle of the room. By now the New Directions guys surrounded him.
Got it good. What do I need with love?
Kurt threw his arm round Sam's shoulders.
Always practice what I preach
Kurt pointed towards the girls.
Keep temptation out of easy reach
Stick to dolls who wash their hair in bleach
Kurt released Sam's shoulder and jumped up onto the coffee table.
I'm happy
Come and go the way I choose
Never gonna sing the tied-down blues
Kurt motioned his wrists together as though they were handcuffed.
Other guys would kill to fill my shoes
No wing-clipped sappy
Kurt jumped off the table.
Got it good. What do I need with love?
The Warblers took up the ensemble part of the song.
That was a near miss, talk about a close shave
Flirted with disaster
Kurt looked up and pointed toward the ceiling.
There must be someone up there watching over me
Talk about a four-leaf-clover-me
Kurt smiled at Blaine and winked. The New Directions boys sang the next part.
Peter Rabbit's missing footsie
Means you roll without a tootsie
Kurt gestured a shrug with a sly smirk towards the girls.
Got it good. What do I need with love?
I got it good. What do I need with love?
Kurt rushed over to the girls and watched the guys perform the next part of the song. Each boy acted out 'manly' things.
Skip the vows and all that rot
Kurt winked at the girls.
Tell the minister that "I do" not
Bright and breezy is the -
Birds and bees-y is the -
Free and easy is the life I got
Kurt slowly walked over to the boys.
Without her.
Although I hardly know you
What do I need with love?
I got it good
Got it good
But now I got it
Kurt did a final flip over the coffee table, showing off to the girls who cheered loudly.
bad!
Kurt brushed off his uniform shirt and smiled wide.
"Too girlie?"
He commented innocently.
"That was totally badass, Hummel. Didn't realize Broadway wasn't all romantic ballads and shit."
"You do realize Noah, that there is a whole musical currently on Broadway that is only rock songs called Rock of Ages. But there are many other musicals with "guy" songs. Guys and Dolls, Rent, Grease, Jersey Boys, Hairspray!"
Puck just stared at him.
"Hopeless! You're all hopeless!"
"Alright, alright." Wes began. "Now that you've ruined our rehearsal-"
"Oh, Wesley, just leave it. We needed a little fun," David interrupted teasingly.
Wes rubbed the bridge of his nose.
"Kurt, you're lucky I love you."
"Aw, Wes," Kurt teased, "I knew you loved me."
Wes just hummed in response.
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