Reaper: Well, I got seriously bored and I was playing CoD: Nazi Zombies and Dead Frontier a lot lately so I got an idea for two Zombie fics. One where they go in the game and one where it really happens, but this one is about going in the game. I also have special guests for today since both Jaden and Takato decided to disobey me so here they are.
Pikachu: Hiya everyone! It's me, Pikachu! As you all know I'm from the Pokemon anime.
Harry: And me, Harry from the Harry Potter series. How are all of you?
Reaper: Yeah, Jaden and Takato decided to invite Alexis, Rika, Buneary and Hermione over for a date with their others but Pikachu had to save the world again and Harry made plans with Hermione before that. So these two get to guest star and chance for a story for Pikachu.
Pikachu: Yes! I get one before Jaden! Wait, will have Ash and Misty in it?
Harry: Most likely, since Reaper's only pairings that aren't alternative are debatable and that's Rukato and AAM(isty)L. Everything else isn't cannon.
Reaper: Yes, I admit that I usually don't agree with cannon pairings but there are a few I tolerate. And on with the chapter and the qoute for today is "Who wants to be the first to die!" by Richard the Loinheart, though I don't know if it's real. And this rated T for language.
Shi No Numa
Henry, Jeri and Takato were at Rika's house playing my newest game, CoD: World at War on her 63" LCD T.V. It was raining outside and none of the others wanted to go and brave the storm so they decided to play new level, Shi No Numa.
"Ha! There goes your head meatbag!" Rika exclaimed. For some reason, she really enjoyed shooting games and got like this everytime.
"Rika, not so loud...shit, back up, back up!" Takato tried to say but was interrupted by a zombie to his side.
"I will never understand how you guys can do this all the time." Jeri said, still trying to get the hang of the game.
"It's simple, it let's the two of them let off some steam that builds up." Henry said, secertly agreeing that the game did help with that a lot. He wasn't really a fan of these games but he was quite good at them.
"Hey, isn't a bad idea to play video games in a thunderstorm?" Jeri asked, not really sure of it.
"Don't worry, what could possibly go wrong?" Henry told her just as Takato heard him.
"Wait don't say that!" Takato yelled but it was too late as a lightning bolt struck the Nonaka household. The current raced down the wires of the house and into the television and thus into our favorite teens.(all of them are 17)
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" All of then yelled and somehow they were transported into the big screen.
Imperial Army base, late afternoon:
"Ow, what hit me?" Takato said, rubbing his head while trying to stand up.
"Ugh, did someone get the number of the tank that hit me?" Henry groaned, also getting up.
"What smells like Vodka?" Jeri asked, already on her wobbly legs, said smell on her clothes.
"What the hell just happened." Rika told the others as she came to.
As the four teens got a good look at each other, the were surprised at what they were wearing. Takato was in a 1944 Nazi officer uniform along with the Nazi party hat and had a P08 Luger at his waist. He also had a slightly different skin tone, just a bit more tan and looked somewhat German. His hair turned a sandy brown though he kept his the red eyes and was taller then 6' as well.
Rika was in a standard American G.I. uniform with a small pack on her back and a Colt M1911 and combat knife at her waist as well. She was also slightly taller and her hair was shorter and a bright red instead of her normal deep red color.
Jeri was in a Soviet Red Army uniform that contained a TT-33 service pistol and a Vodka bottle at her hips. She was still the same height, skin tone and hair color but had Russian-like facial features. (But not too much that she looks weird.)
Henry was the one least changed. He was in a World War 2 Imperial Army uniform with a Type 94 pistol and a katana. His hair was shorter and deep, almost black, blue. He was also slightly shorter as well.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING!" The four teens yelled, pointing wildly at each other. Their frantic ways continued until they heard a loud, manical laughter out of nowhere and sending chills up their spines.
"What was that?" Henry asked, his voice slightly altered.
"I don't know, but do you hear zhat?" Takato said, a medium German accent in his voice.
"Just barely, what the hell is it?" Rika responded, indeed hearing something in the distance.
"Um guys, I don't feel zo good." Jeri said in a heavy Russian accent, holding her head. Henry immediately rushed over to help keep her upright. Then Rika noticed that the Vodka bottle was half empty.
"Jeri, I think you have a hangover from all the Vodka that was in your system." She told the other two teenagers. "What? I never had a drink in my life! How can I have a hang over?" Jeri declared, still a shaky on her feet.
"No, but Nikolai is and it seems..." But Henry was suddenly cut off by a yell.
"YOU DARE TOUCH ME!" Takato yelled, plunging a combat knife in a Imperial undead head. The others turned and saw him fighting a couple of other zombies and killing them rather easily with his knife.
"Guys, were actually in the game! Remember for the first few rounds just knife them and keep track of your points." Takato calmly told them, cleaning the blood off his knife. They stood there dumbly until a board flew off a window and Rika sprang into action.
"GET BACK MEATSACK!" She screamed, almost breaking the other eardrums as she too killed a zombie with her knife.
"Wow, for a second they almost sounded like Edward Richtofen and Tank Dempsey" Henry said, looking only slightly surprised. He was quickly pulled out of it as the window closest next to him and he quickly shot in the head with his pistol.
"How did I...?" He asked amazed, having never handled a real gun. More zombie groans were heard and all of them headed to the four windows and took up spots.
"Guys, we know this map. Keep track of your points on the watch we got and just use your knife for now. Get the Gewehr-41 after we get over 2000 points." Takato told the others
"I get it Kraut!" Rika snapped back, before her hands went to her mouth, shocked she yelled like to her best friend.
"Leave it, the beasts of hell are coming, we must prepare." Henry said, then surprised as well at his voice.
"I won't even try to speak, I don't trust myself." Jeri said quietly.
"Here they come, SHOW NO FEAR!" Takato yelled, already knifing a Zombie in the head. The others also were holding off several zombies at there windows.
"SHIT!" Jeri swore as a zombie managed to scratch her through the window. She instantly stepped back, pulled out her TT-33 and shot it quickly dead.
"Feel the pain of the Red Army." she said, while the others were already used to it. The next wave was already at the windows and they took out their pistols to shoot.
"Head-shot! Too bad we ain't keeping score!" Rika yelled, with a Arisaka rifle that it seemed to pick up.
"His head exploded, WHAT JOY!" Takato also yelled, happy at the destruction he was causing. In fact, everyone was getting into a slightly disturbing frame of mind.
"We should head down stairs. Our death would not be honorable in such a small room" Henry said, opening up the warning room. They traveled down the stairs outside the warning room to the courtyard. Some went under the main building and were surprised with what they found.
"This will turn them into red mist!" Rika exclaimed, finding a M1897 Trenchgun.
"Ah, the weapon I used to kill my first husband, he was bastard." Jeri said, also picking up a sawed off shotgun. (I know it's not in this room, but it fits alright.) Takato and Henry were in the room adjcent to it and found an odd toy box.
"Vell, go ahead and open my friend." Takato told his Axis ally. Henry did open the box and jumped back when he saw a Type 100 sub-machinegun in the box.
"The Emparor has gave us his blessings." he declared, pulling out the Japanese weapon. Takato went next and opened the box after the lid closed.
"Vhat zhe Hell?" he asked when he saw that a .357 Magnum revolver inside intsead. He immeditely shrugged and pulled it out, though he frowned as he did.
"American weapons, why must they end the torture so quickly." Takato stated. Nobody replied when a fog started to roll in and dog howls were heard.
"Oh, those don't sound like freakbags." Rika said, ready with her Trenchgun.
"FETCH ME THERE SOULS!" A disembodied voice cried and suddenly a lightening cloud appeared out of thin air.
Reaper: And that's the end for this chapter. I know that it has almost no hints of romance in any part of it and that's good. This is supposed to be a pure action one-shot.
Harry: Inferi! What the Hell? How did you get this idea?
Pikachu: He plays the Nazi Zombie mode on CoD: World at War and the app on the iPod. It really is a fun game.
Harry: Uh...what is that? I didn't follow that.
Pikachu: Ugh! Stupid wizard! It's a video game! Don't they teach you nothing over in that wizard school of yours?
Reaper: Come on Pikachu, be nice. He hasn't really had much experiance with that kinda stuff remember. And how do you know about it anyway?
Pikachu: Ash and Misty play a lot of video games. Surprisingly, Misty was a closet gamer for a while and beat Ash in a one on one match in Modern Warfare 2.
Harry: Sounds like me and Hermione sometimes.
Reaper: Well my dear audiance members, I hope that you enjoyed this chapter and review or I'll send zombies to your house as well.
Thank you and have a nice day,
Reaper, Pikachu and Harry.
