.........uh... if anyone manages to come up with a way for a cannibal bunny to randomly show up....
TELL ME!!! PLEASE!
Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts isn't mine. Randomness yes, but not KH.
Uhh..... *confused*
Right, the School Arc is gonna end soon, FOR THE ORGANIZATION CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR!!!!
*cricket noises*
...working on the name.
Larxene POV
"......" I walk into the room. Roxas's mom is glaring at .... Oh, not me. Xiggy.
"YOU'RE her father?" She asks suspiciously.
Lady,that scared me too. Believe me. I roll my eyes.
"I adopted the kiddo." Xigbar says.
"You know, you look like a drug smuggler." I tell him.
"A pirate drug smuggler... And Mom said I'd never amount to anything!" Xigbar grins.
"Well... Larxene is failing several classes." Mrs. TRAITOR ARUGAMI says.
".... YOU LIAR!" I shout. Electricity sparks between my clenched fists.
"Yo, Bunny Tuft, sit down. NOW." Xigbar pulls out a Sharpshooter and pokes me in the back with it. I glare at him. .... I sit down.
"Um.... Is that real?" She asks, her face completely pale.
"... If I say no, do I get to leave?"
"... Please put it away."
"Whatever you say cutie." Xigbar makes it vanish.
MY FUCKIN GAWD!!! He's hitting on Roxas's MOM!!! I make a shocked face.
"Larxene is failing science-"
"Dude, how?" Xigbar blurts out.
"... She hasn't shown up in over a week."
"I'm supposed to GO?" I ask.
Ohh.... So THAT'S why the goodie goodie two shoes Roxas and Xion haven't been hanging around gettin' ice cream... Shit, Superior's gonna shoot me.
"YES, you HAVE to go."
"... Can I drop out?"
"Why Larxy! You have to get a good education, do you wanna end up like me?! Think of the future my beloved daughter!" Xigbar says with a grin.
"WHO THE FUCK IS YOUR 'BELOVED DAUGHTER' ?!" I scream and pull out my Eclairs.
".... Put them away, girly. Guns Versus Knives, guns win. Haven't you ever seen West Side Story?" Xigbar says somewhat seriously.
"She's ALSO failing P.E."
".... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUST SHOW UP! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Xigbar shouts.
Whoa. He's serious now. ... Do I get a medal for makin' him serious?
"... I'm sorry. Very very sorry." I mumble, not looking at Xigbar or the teacher in the eyes.
"... Anything else?" Xigbar asks.
"... Math. She's having trouble." Mrs. Arugami says.
"... What the hell is the point of EMc whatever and B+A equals bull! I mean, ADDING I get. SUBTRACTING, division, multiplication too! BUT WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO USE ALGEBRA FOR?!" I shout.
"... She's got a point." Xigbar says.
"... Don't encourage this, Mr. Storm." Mrs. Arugami says.
"Pfft...." I start laughing.
"What? It's kinda catchy. Though I'd rather be your daddy." Xigbar jokes.
"I'm gonna lock my door from now on." I glare at him.
".... Larxene will need a tutor." Arugami says.
"I already got the perfect canidate! Larxy, Saix is gonna teach you." Xigbar tells me.
".... NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL!!" Electricity shocks the teacher and sends her flying.
"And don't worry, I'll make sure she gets punished." Xigbar says while walking out the door.
".... What's he doing?"
".... I don't know what the hell goes on in that idiot's... GAH!!" Xigbar drops a whole pail of water on my head, drenching me completely.
"Thank Roxie and Xi Xi for this move." He grins.
"YOU SORRY SACK OF- OW!" I get shocked violently by the water conduction electricity.
"And it's called 'The Larxene Shocky Shocky Spa Treatment'! For you, it's free!" Xigbar leads me out the door.
Third Person POV
".... Roxas, I'm ready for you here." Mrs. Arugami calls out.
"... I'm dead!" Roxas calls back.
"You are not! HE'S LYING!!!" Xion calls out.
"Roxas, NOW!"
"... Dammit..." Axel and Roxas troop through the door. Larxene twitches uncontrollably from the shocks of the electricity.
"Hehehehe...." Xigbar chuckles to himself and Haru's trying to stay as far away from Xaldin as possible.
"Can Luxord be my new dad? I mean, he could be Xaldin's sex slave or some- GAH!!" Haru dodges the spear and hides behind Namine.
coulcn't resist!! hahahaha!
next up: Roxas's PTC FROM HELL!!!