hehehe, the one you guys have been waiting for!!!

and I got Christmas carols stuck in my head!!! GAAAH!!! *slamming head against desk while humming Carol of the bells*

Disclaimers:Kingdom Hearts is by my knowledge, not mine, not matter how much I wish.

OH YEAH! Would you guys rather have Twas the Night Before Christmas or 12 Days Before Christmas as the Xmas Special?

Cause..... I could work with either.

feliz navidad... prospero ano... GAH!!! HELP!! *slams desk in two*

... not good...

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas! Feliz navidad!

Roxas POV

Axel's grinning as he sits down, next to me on this really, really uncomfortable plastic chair.

It's gonna melt.... I laugh quietly and sigh.

"Somethin' funny Roxy?" Axel asks.

"Nope. Besides your body temperature issue." I retort. He looks down at the chair. Axel's been known to melt METAL by just sitting on it! This little chair doesn't stand a chance. (note: Axel's normal body temperature usually is in the hundred to two hundred degrees Fahrenheit, yes, that's how he can handle flames so easily)

"um... Mr. Arugami?" my mom asks with a face that looks like she's been sucking a lemon.

"Actually, it's Mr. Beta but YOU can call me Axel. Got it memorized?" Axel says with a classic Axel style grin.

"Roxas, I'd like for you to go get Xion. It'll be faster if we do you two at the same time." Axel starts laughing. Mom looks confused. I groan but leave the room to go Xion.

"XION!! DAMMIT, LEAVE THE RABBIT ALONE AND COME HERE!!" I shout at her.

"But Puff likes me! He said he wants to play!!" Xion protests.

"LEAVE THE CANNIBAL RABBIT THING ALONE!" I shout again. Xion mutters darkly under her breath but drops the pinkish rabbit. She stomps in and shoves Axel off his chair and takes it for herself.

"Yes Xion, would you like a seat? No, no, you can have mine." Axel mutters darkly and sits on the floor.

"Everyone comfortable?" Mom asks. Everyone nods. Axel raises his hand.

"... Yes?"

"Can I have a stool or something? I mean, this carpet's nice and all, but my fucking ass is gonna-"

"Please don't use that kind of language in front of the children." Mom corrects him.

".... Stool?" Axel looks confused.

"She means fuck stupid! You can't use fuck in school, you fuckin' dumbass!" Xion scolds.

"Xion!"

"Why the fuck not?!" Axel asks.

"Axel!"

"You just said fuck again..." I point out.

"ROXAS!"

"... It's not like it's hurting anyone! Fuck fuck fuckitidy fuck fuck fuck!" Axel says.

"Again, you said Fuck!" I tell him.

"ROXAS! MR. BETA! ENOUGH!" Mom shouts angrily.

"Whoa... SOMEONE needs to calm down." Xion and Axel say in unison.

"Grr... Let's just say that both of your ... 'kids' are doing fine." Mom says, her face turning red from supressed anger.

"Great! Let's leave!" Axel gets up.

"But don't you want to know their grades?" Mom asks.

".. Are they failing?" Axel asks.

"No..."

"Then don't ruin the moment. C'mon, let's go get some ice cream."

"SWEET!" Xion says ad I sigh.

"I want to know my grades..." I mutter.

"Fine, we'll stay.. Dammit..." Axel sits back down.

"Roxas, you have straight A's." Mom smiles at me.

"... My god, I'm raising a nerd." Axel says with a surprised look on his face.

"FUCK YOUR MOTHER!" I shout.

"MY MOTHER IS A WONDERFUL WOMAN DAMMIT! COME HERE!" Axel grabs me in a head lock.

"MR. BETA! LET GO OF HIM NOW!" Mom shouts. Axel stares at her for a moment and then drops me.

"He started it.." Axel mutters.

"Now, I understand that you adopted Roxas and Xion. From where?" She looks suspicious.

"Uhh... The orphanage?" Axel says nervously.

He can't lie to women...

"Which one?"

"The... one with the little orphans singing."

He watched Annie? Weird...

"Oh really? Where is this orphanage?"

".... Down the street, to the next city, second star, straight on til morning... uh... past the singing crabs..."

... He watched Chowder? Peter Pan too.... Xion's been making him watch Disney again...

"You're lying!" Mom accuses.

"MADAM! I WOULD NEVER!" Axel says with a slight British accent.

"Yes he would! He lies all the time! Like when Roxas's Oathkeeper went missing, Axel was trying to fix it with Super Glue but got it stuck on the ceiling!" Xion says happily.

".... THAT WAS YOU?!" I shout.

"Uhh.. Happy Birthday Roxy..." Axel says nervously.

"You OWE me. I SPENT THREE WEEKS FIXING THAT STUPID THING!" I snarl.

".... Apology accepted. Now, since we know Roxas's grades, I think we can-"

"SIT DOWN MR. BETA."

"... Yes ma'am." Axel sits back down and looks nervous.

"Roxas, where did Axel adopt you?" Mom asks.

"... The Clock Tower?" I say questioningly.

"NOW YOU START TELLING THE TRUTH! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!" Axel shouts.

"Oooh! You said a bad word.... You gotta put munny in the Cuss Cup!" Xion holds out a jar with munny in it.

"...The what?"

"The Cuss Cup. Namine gave it to me." Xion shakes it a little and looks at Axel expectingly. He rolls his eyes but drops in 5 munny.

"MORE." Xion says. Axel makes a face but drops in his wallet.

"SWEET!" Xion looks excited.

"....Me too..." I drop in 100 munny.

"Good boy Roxas!" Xion pats me on the head.

"... Umm... Xion, do you want to know your grades?"

"Sure! Am I passing?" Xion asks, shaking the... 'Cuss Cup'.

"Yes, you have A's and B's." She smiles pleased.

"YAY! ... what's an A?" Xion asks me.

"..... It's... A really good grade." I explain.

"Ohh.. So it's by letters?"

"Yup."

"Is there a Z?"

"... What?"

"A Z. Like the lowest letter ever! Like worse than Y!" Xion says, looking extremely pleased with herself.

"No, it's up to F." Mom explains.

"Ohh... Roxas, your mommy's nice! She doesn't hit me if I ask something stupid!" Xion smiles back at her.

"Y-Yeah.. But she's not my mom." I lie.

"HEY! NO LIES!" Xion pulls out another jar.

".. The 'Lie Pie'?" I snicker.

"What?! IT RHYMES!! AND YOU GOTTA PUT A ZILLION MUNNY IN IT!" Xion demands.

"... No." I tell her.

"... Darn it..." Xion puts it away and sulks.

"Xion, you're doing very well in school but why don't you join some extra curricular activities?"

".... Extra whats?" Xion asks.

"Like.. The Struggle Team." I suggest.

"OH! I CAN PLAY STRUGGLE!! I'M AWESOME AT IT!" Xion says excitedly.

"Have you ever even SEEN team Struggle?" I ask.

"... Team Struggle?" Axel asks.

"Yup. Team Struggle. When I was here last year, I was the Captain of the team until I broke my leg." I grin, remembering exactly HOW I broke it.

Stupid Seifer....

"I KNEW IT! Roxas, why don't you come home to us?" Mom says.

"... Cause. He's mine." Axel puts an arm protectively around Xion and me.

"This is why people call you gay." I tell him.

"Ah, but if I was gay, you'd already be mine." Axel grins.

I don't know if I should scream, cry or run.

"You three can go." Mom sighs.

"Umm.. I'll be home for Christmas!" I tell her as Axel drags us away.

"No he's not." Axel mutters and marches us outside.

Third Person POV

"Soo.. How'd it go?" Haru asks as he's hanging from one of the ceiling lamps.

"... Axel's an idiot." Roxas says, shaking his head.

"Namine? I'm ready for you now and... WHAT?! HOW DID THE CHAIR MELT?!"

"hehehehe..." Axel chuckles evilly to himself.

I'm kinda scared by what I wrote... O_O

BTW, Team Struggle is something I invented in class, and I'll make a chapter about it LATER. Maybe while I'm typing the Xmas Special.

AND YOU GUYS VOTE!!!

Or... I'll have to do TWO. You guys... wouldn't do that to me right?

RIGHT?

....hahaha! I already got some stuff for 12 Days of Christmas!!!!

OHHHH MARLUXIA!! COME HERE! I NEED YOU TO PUT THIS DRESS ON!!! *runs out*

Marluxia: ..... Help me.