SHHH!!!!*Haru and Forbidden skid back into living room*

"Got it!" Haru says triumphantly. He holds up a black notebook.

Gimme! *snatches and flips through it*

This one!!

September 16th

Journal,

I just found this thing after I lost it for like a year. Pretty sad, looking at the entries from when I was here.

Vexen says he's gonna ask me for help in an experiment tomorrow....

Oh god.

He's gonna mess up like usual.

I just know it.

But why do I have a really, really bad feeling about this?

"Pfftt... I know what happens next!" Haru chuckles.

*starts giggling like crazy but keeps reading*

September 17th

I'm gonna kill Vexen.

HIS STUPID EXPERIMENT!!!

I should start from the beginning to try to calm down... Gah, I'm so mad!

He told me to meet him in his Lab at breakfast.

"It's a very important experiment." He says and then just leaves me to eat my Froot Loops.

Yeah right, EVERY experiment is important to him, no matter how stupid.

So I get to his room right, no prob.

Larxene's there too.

"Whatcha doin' here, runt? Vexen asked ya too?" she asks the second I walk in.

"No duh. You know what he's got planned?" I ask her. She just shakes her head and shrugs.

"Probably nothin'. Bet he made veggie shampoo!" She jokes and I laugh. Just then, the Ice Man himself walks in.

"Oh good, you both are here. Now, take this potion and be sure to drink every drop." He hands us two different colored potions. Mine's pinkish and Larxene's bluish. We just shrug and clink the bottles together in a mock toast.

The thing tastes NASTY! Like boiled socks and spinach! I felt sick to my stomach and Larxene didn't look much better.

"Groossss!" We both ran to the bathroom and started to throw up.

Then, my body started to burn.

"AAAAAAHHH!" Both of us were in alotta pain and just as suddenly as the pain came, it stopped.

"Phew... Glad that's over with." Larxene said in a deep voice.

"Huh?" My voice got higher! And my chest felt kinda heavy...

"What the fuck was that, Vexen!?" Larxene snarls and she pulls out an Eclair. But it's the size of one of Xaldin's spears!

"Hmm.. Interesting! The potion not only changed your voices, but..." Then Vexen just strolls to me and rips part of my shirt off.

"GAH!" I WAS A GIRL!!! WITH... ... the stuff and everything!

"Roxas.. A girl?" Larxene turned pale and she patted her chest.

She was a GUY! I was a freakin' GIRL!

"Hmmm.. my hypothesis was correct. I am quite glad I did not test this on myself before I reported my findings to the Superior." Vexen just looked pleased with himself.

"TURN US BACK! NOW!!" I summon my Keyblades but Vexen just starts laughing and slams me to the wall.

"You're much weaker physically now, Thirteen. There is no way for you to beat me now." He grabs me by the hair and throws me in a chair.

"BUT I'M NOT! THUNDERAGA!" Larxene throws a whole mess of giant Eclairs to Vexen but he just dodges them and grabs her/him by the throat.

"But your temper has gotten much worse due to the testosterone. Therefore, you cannot even compete with my skills." With that, he just leads Larxene to a chair and makes her sit down.

"Did you even know what that potion did?!" I ask him, but he shakes his head.

"I had a theory, but I decided to test it on you two first. You should feel honored, I chose the members I thought would be able to handle being the opposite gender."

"What do you mean?! CHANGE US BACK NOW!" Larxene demanded, but Vexen just sighed.

"You think I would have the potions made more than once? I made exactly ONE sample of each potion! That way-"

"That way we'd have to do whatever you wanted." I finish for him. I run my hands through my hair and notice that it's starting to lose it's spikiness. Larxene's hair is turning even spikier in the back and she looks pissed.

"WHAT?! WE'RE STUCK LIKE THIS?!" Then her electricity went nuts, sparking everywhere. IT HURT!

"Just until you gain the ingreients to remake the potions." Vexen smiles coldly and his cat mews in agreement.

"Hey, Roxanne!" Larxene just randomly blurts out.

"..What?"

"That's your new name! Roxas, Roxanne! We can still call you Roxy for short." She concludes happily. Vexen nods.

"It would be wise to have a new name similar to your old one." he comments.

".... Whatever, LANCE." I snap back. Larxene just grinned and said that was fine.

So now...

WE'RE STUCK LIKE THIS!!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!

"And he tore the page..." Haru comments.

hehehe, his new name... is Roxanne!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! ROXANNE IS SOOO CUTE!!!

*both crack up into hysterics*