hahaha,let Roxanne and Lance's adventures continue!

September 18th

I woke up this morning... Still a girl.

But my stomach felt bad.....

I decided to go ask Larxene/Lance. I got dressed and noticed that now my clothes were either too small or too big. My pants were HUGE and my shirts were too small!

I snuck into Axel's room, thank god he had already left for breakfast, and took one of his Nickleback shirts. And a belt.

"Don't you look stylin' Roxanne!" Larxene teased me when I went to her room.

"...Shut up. My stomach really really hurts." I complain and groan. She immediately looked concerned and felt my head.

"... Just where?" I pointed and she started laughing.

"WHAT?!"

"Oh nothing, just that you're getting your period!" Lance cracked up some more.

That's right, my PERIOD. Apparently....

"Roxas is what?" Vexen asks.

"She's getting his happy time of the month." Lance just said bluntly.

".. He's kidding right?" I ask desperately. Vexen just looked excited.

"that means, that your body has changed completely! You're 100 percent female, and I would bet that you'd be able to reproduce! Fascinating!" Vexen says.

"And lemme guess, you're gonna do a full range of tests right?" Lance put in.

"Naturally! I just-"

"Will have to wait until Roxy and me get back from shopping." Lance said.

"W-What?" I stammered, still in shock from the whole.. I CAN FUCKING GET PREGNANT IDEA!!

"You heard me. We need new clothes or the Organization's gonna get suspcious. It's bad enough that he's a girl and I'm a guy, but we have to make sure the secret stays with US." Lance says with a threatening glare.

"Of course, I wouldn't want to compromise the data." Vexen agreed.

"then....." With this Lance ran to the kitchen.

"YO! Me and Roxy are going to the store! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS WANT?!" He yells.

"Doritos! Nacho cheese!" Xigbar immediately says.

"CANDY!" Xion and Demyx cheer in unison.

"Hot Cheetos!" Axel says.

"Pickles." Xaldin says.

"... Kay..."

"Any kind of book, 12." Zexion says.

"I meant to eat, dork."

"Then.... Funyuns."

"..... Cheese Cheetos." Lexaeus said looking embarrassed.

"Now, why are you being so generous today, 12? This is not like you." Xemnas said looking suspicious.

"Aww, it's cause I'm not feeling well, Superior!" Lance said with a smile. Xemnas immediately paled and nodded.

"Then, take as much munny as you want and LEAVE for Heart's sake!" He shoves a munny pouch at us and ran us out of the kitchen.

"Why did he not want to get involved?" I asked her when we were on the Lightning Gummi ship.

"Cause, a few months ago, I gave Xemnas a little lesson on why you shouldn't mess with a woman on that time of the month."

Officially, now I'm scared of Larxene. Even if she is a guy now.

We got to the store, no problem.

Until Lance got the idea that I need a bra.

"GO! NOW!" He just shoves me in the direction of the .... um.. female undergarments.

"... NOOO!"

"My stuff ain't gonna fit you, miss cha bangers bangers!"

"WHAT?!"

"Dude, you have ginormous tatas. Big melons. Huge jugs. Big boobs, enormous-"

"I GET THE PICTURE!!!" I was blushing like crazy, but Lance kept going.

"AND I'm pretty sure neither Xion's, mine or Nami's stuff is gonna fit you."

That's right. Not ONLY do I have .. a time of the month, but I'm bigger than my own GIRLFRIEND!!!

To top it off....

"I'm gonna go get the crap the OrgXIII idiots wanted and your stuff, you get this." He hands me a piece of paper with a single word written on it.

"......WHAT?!"

Condoms.

Lance wants me to get... oh my god, he is a nymphomaniac!!!!

So, off I went to the pharmacy part of the store. And I noticed behind the counter..... LIKE 60 different things!

"THEY COME IN SIZES?!"

Hey, Larxene slipped something in here...

Larxene's Note: 1

To distract a guy who's been turned into a girl, you need only to give instructions to buy condoms.

HA! And Xigbar said he'd never do it! Man, I am so winning that bet.

So here I am, running around the store, out of the goodness of my heart to help Roxy.

"Sir?" A girl randomly asks me. I just keep on fuckin' walkin'.

"Lessee..." I grab the girly goods and decide to mess with Roxy a bit. I buy him a beautiful little black and white dress. Now, if I can make him put it on, I'm gonna make a fortune on the Internet!

I check up on the little guy after getting some stuff.

"... THEY COME IN SIZES?!" He whimpers.

Hahahaha, that's great. I grin and go off to find some of the other stuff.

After an hour or two, I come back and the stuff's paid for. All I need is a bottle of asprin for Roxy.

He's still standing there, in the EXACT same position.

"THEY COME IN FLAVORS?!" He screams in horror.

"That's priceless..." And I go get him. After paying for it, I give Roxas/Roxanne a little lesson in female hygiene.

Wow, Larxene- I mean Lance- is evil!! O_O

"... 'They come in flavors'?" Haru asks.

Yup, I saw that on Deviant Art! Look up Black Lillian and you should see it.

Back To Roxas's Diary....

I'm gonna kill myself.

YOU HEAR ME?! IF SOMEONE FINDS THIS AND I'M DEAD, KILL VEXEN!

I MEAN IT!!! I'M GONNA DO IT! NO MAN SHOULD HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH A PERIOD!!!!!

And then the writing gets messed up.....

"... She got suicidal?" Haru asks with a grin.

You would too... Hey, I remember this! Vexen sent me a potion in the mail, with 'NEVER give to Roxas or Larxene' marked on it!

"... So... "

He was messing with them!!! O_O

"Vexen's a dick."

Agreed.

.... Someone go get Axel's journal.

"Why?"

Think about it. His best friend's a girl now, and no one knows!!! It could be funny!

"Alright then! Should I get Xion's?"

Ewww, no! YOU PERV.