Lol, here we are again!

"And today.... We'll see just what happened between the changed duo and our buddy Axel!" Haru says.

Wow, he's cheerful today...

O_O

Help me..... I'm scared.....

September 20th

Alright, close call today.

Axel nearly found out what happened!

It all started at breakfast. Me and Lance got our breakfast, but just our luck XALDIN was cooking today.

I swear the man doesn't know the difference between salt and sugar!

"Gross... This stuff's MOVING!" Lance snarls and throws away what was apparently a 'waffle'.

"That's what you get for thinking he can cook." I smirk and take a bite out of my Cocoa Puffs. I love chocolate...

"........" Axel had been glaring at us for about ten minutes.

"Here, apple." I toss Lance one and Axel just slams his hands on the table. Everyone got quiet.

"What's your problem Beta?!" Lance snaps and stands up.

"None of YOUR business Larxy. I just gotta talk to Roxas." Axel says and looks pissed.

"And if he doesn't wanna talk to you?" Lance says with a dangerous look in his eyes.

"What does he have to hide? I'm his best friend, aren't I?" Axel glares back.

".... Don't push it Beta!" Lance snaps.

"Oh, what do you two have to hide, Thunder?!" Axel growls and flames start sparking around him.

"OH?! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM EIGHT?! JUST ROXY'S HANGING OUT WITH ME MORE?! Jealousy ain't a pretty color on ya!" Lance taunts.

"THAT IS FUCKING IT!" Axel tackles Lance.

"... Wow...."

"STOP THEM!" The whole Organization is trying to get them off each other.

"Roxas! KEYBLADE THESE SUCKERS!" Xigbar yelps as Axel slams an elbow into his stomach and Lance throws a thunder attack and misses.

"..... LIGHT BOMB!" I shout and a huge wave of light appears and knocks the two apart.

"STOP FIGHTING! Honestly, have you NOTHING better to do?" Luxord says angrily.

"IT'S NOT YOUR FIGHT!" Axel snarls and pulls out his Eternal Flame chakrams.

"Hell yeah! It's time for-"

"Stop it. NOW." I say in an absolutely cold voice. Everyone freezes, I'd never talked like that before.

"You're both acting like idiots. I don't have to deal with this." I sigh and get up from the table.

"Roxas!" Axel calls out.

"If you need me, I'll be going after Dual Blades." I say and vanish into a Corridor.

"Emo." Haru says.

... I kinda have to agree... Maybe Axel would understand?

"As if! Axel'd laugh his ass off!" Haru chuckles.

Maybe!

Keep readin'!

I headed to Hallow Bastion to see if there were any there.

Lady Luck was smiling at me, like Luxord says. There were like 10. Good thing I needed 5 Gear Component Cs.

I took them down easily and got the double dose.

Soon, we'll have enough to make the second potion for Vexen plus our antidotes.

I decided to take a walk around town.

"HEY!" I heard someone call out.

"Hmm?" I turn around. Axel.

"Yeah, you! Come here!" Axel says and motions to me. I shrug and walk over to him.

"What's up?"

".... Roxas?" I turn pale.

"W-W-Wha? Who's that?" I stammer. Axel looks at me suspiciously.

" Your name, kid." he says looking pissed.

"R-Roxanne." I stammer.

".....Roxanne?"

"Uh huh."

".................Come here." He takes a step closer.

"Umm... Go away." I say scared.

What if he figured out it was me?!

"Hmm... They LOOK real." Axel mutters to himself. He glares at my face for a second before grabbing my chest!

"SAY WHAT?!" Haru chokes on his milkshake.

.... Oh my god, Axel felt Roxas up! O_O

BACK YAOI FANGIRLS! BACK!!! *beating them off with a broom*

"K-K-Keep reading..." Haru stammers and wipes his face off.

I don't wanna! What if Axel raped him?! *starts hyperventilating*

"JUST READ!"

Fine!

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"I slapped him away.

"Oh-kay then! You're DEFINATELY not Roxas, he's a guy! Sorry, you and him look a lot alike, so I had to make sure." Axel smiles at me.

Evil, rapist smile!! I'M NEVER TRUSTING HIM AGAIN!!!

I wouldn't either... O_O

"Axel's one sick puppy."

"Sorry, look, I'm really sorry." Axel apologizes but I just start crying.

Hey, I got felt up by my best friend! THAT GIVES ME EVERY RIGHT TO CRY!

Soo true....

Long story short, Axel apologized about a hundred more times and bought me an ice cream. It wasn't sea salt but still.

It was the thought that counted. I accepted his apology but I'm keeping an eye on him from now on.

Who KNOWS what goes on in his pyro head?

"...... Wow. That shows great friendship right there."

Yup. Roxas forgave him.

"Let's hope Axel never finds out that was Roxas."

Agreed.

Axel's next!

*September 20th

Something kinda funny happened today.

I saw a chick who looked EXACTLY like Roxas!

I thought it was him in disguise, but it wasn't.

Geez, that girl wouldn't stop crying... Guess she was a virgin or somethin'.*

O_O

"NICE!" Haru cracks up.

... I'm gonna go have a little TALK with Axel. *evil grin*

"Forbidden?"

HEY AXEL!! YOU LIKE TO FEEL UP LITTLE GIRLS?! I'M GONNA SHOOOT YOU!!! *whips out Xigbar's Sharpshooters*

"FORBIDDEN! PUT IT DOWN! PUT IT DOWN!!!"

NEVER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXEL!!!

"Uhh.. While I try to get Forbidden to calm down, you guys enjoy the chapter." Haru says nervously.

"By the way, this was NOT yaoi."