Now that I've calmed down.....

*twitching angrily*

".... Right... 'Calmed down.' " Haru says sarcastically.

SHUT up. Or I'm gonna... bite you. Or maybe shoot you.

".... Oh-kay?"

JUST READ!!! NOW!!

September 21st

Kay, today wasn't so bad.

Vexen was actually... nice.

OH MY GOD, I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK THOUGH!!!

We had a meeting today.

I STILL wasn't feeling too good so I really wasn't in the mood to hear Xemnas ramble on and on and on about stupid stuff.

"I've called you all here to-" Xemnas starts.

"COULD YOU GET ON WITH IT?! Me and Roxy got something to do!" Lance snarls.

"SHUT IT LARXY!" Axel snarls back.

".... Th-thank you Axel. As I was saying, we need to make reports on-" Everyone groans.

"WHAT?!" Xemnas says angrily.

"Nothing, just that you're ALWAYS making us do reports Mansex!" I blurt out before I could stop myself. Everyone freezes and looks at me in surprise.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" Xemnas asks with a dangerous glare. I look around nervously.

".... Dude, he's toast!" Xigbar laughs.

"Mansex." I say again. Xemnas looks pissed.

"WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU CALLING ME THAT!" Xemnas snarls.

"I'm sorry. SUPERIOR Mansex." I correct myself with a grin.

"DUDE!" Axel says in surprise.

"You don't like that one? MISTER MANSEX." I smirk.

"ROXAS! Shut the fuck up!" Xion and Axel hiss at me.

"............" Xemnas looks like he's ready to blow up.

"MASTER MANSEX!"

I'm on a roll!

"ASS MASTER!" I yell at him.

"SHUT UP NOW THIRTEEN!" Xemnas yells at me.

"OR WHAT?" I ask dangerously.

"OR I'M GOING TO-"

"I'm not scared of you." I leap off my throne and go to Vexen's lab for a chalkboard. I drag it back and ready my chalk.

"Let's seee... 'Xemnas'. X-E-M-N-A-S." I spell out, writing the letters on the chalk board.

"What's he doing?!" Axel whispers to Demyx. Demyx shrugs nervously.

"Now! What everyone calls you behind your back! Mansex! M-A-N-S-E-X!" I connect the letters and smiles triumphantly at the Organization. Everyone's deathly quiet.

"... that was Roxas?" Haru interrupts.

... Lol, apparently.

"... You are dead THIRTEEN!" And then Xemnas leapt off his throne and started chasing me with his Aerial Blades!

"HEY! ENOUGH!" Axel and Lance teamed up to keep Xemnas away from me.

"Superior!It's my fault he's acting like this." Vexen says.

"What?" Xemnas asks.

"I made him test a potion before the meeting. It's making him hyper." Vexen lies.

"....." He stood up for me.

I know, it's weird but... Vexen might not be a psychotic weirdo scientist doctor after all.

What if... he's just a nice guy?

O_O

"Mind control. I knew it." Haru shakes his head.

I'm scared.... so very scared... *whimpers*

"What the hell do you two think you're doing?" Vexen asks from the door way.

O_O

"OH CRAP!"

DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! *tries to shoot gun but has no bullets*

"... Is that Roxas's journal? What in the name of Kingdom Hearts are you two doing with that?" Vexen asks suspiciously.

*whimpers*

"Um.... These are not the droids you're looking for." Haru waves his hand.

I KNEW IT!!! XEMNAS IS A JEDI!!!! O_O

"... Hehe, didn't work." Haru says embarrassed.

"Haru, I told you to stop watching SciFi movies." Vexen says coldly.

"Sorry Father." Haru says with a blush.

.... VEXPWN! *throws empty Sharpshooter at Vexen, knocking him unconscious*

"YOU KILLED DAD!"

... HELP ME GET RID OF THE BODY!!! *panicked* Axel pokes his head into the room.

"... Biddy, you knocked him UNCONSCIOUS. He's FINE." Axel walks away, sipping his Coca Cola.

... Oops. *shoves Vexen into closet*

lol, when he comes out, I'm gonna yell:

"VEXEN FINALLY CAME OUTTA THE CLOSET!!!" *grins evilly*

"You're an idiot aren't you?" Haru asks.

... May-be.