I'm baaaack! *evil grin*

"So am I. When are you letting him outta of the closet?" Haru asks.

Pfftt..... He can rot in there for all I care.

GUYS! LOOKS!!!

X :-D

SAIX!

"... she had sugar."

NOOOOOOOO!!!! I HAD KOOL AID!! KOOOOOL AID!!!

OH YEAH! *busts through the wall*

".... She HAD to break my wall...." Haru shakes his head.

*twitch, twitch*

"... Done?"

Uh huh. Sugar high's gone. *sits down and starts munching on jelly beans*

"Want me to read?" Haru asks, and pulls out the journals.

...Can I have a cookie? *pleading face*

"Sure. Here." He gives her one.

*LE GASP!*

I love you...

"Um.. No."

Cookie.

"Oh. I'm gonna start now."

September 22nd

Today we got one of the ingrediants for the potion.

.... I hate Jack Sparrow.

You hear me? HATE HIM!!!

We went to the Port Royal world.

IN DIGUISE.

"... I'm in a fuckin' dress!" I snap at Lance.

".. And you're sooo cute!" He winks at me and tips his pirate hat at me.

"..............." I growl and glare back at the black dress I have on.

Every since the Organization revived, Vexen and the Superior agreed that we had to go in disguise for each of our missions.

And since I was a girl now....

I had on a frilly black dress.

"Shoot me now." I tell Lance and look at him with pleading eyes.

"Nah... Though, if NAMINE saw you-"

"Shut your mouth. NOW." I snarl.

" 'ello, miss. Sir." A man tips his hat at us and Lance gives me a wink. He walks right behind the guy.

"OOPS!" He trips over something and the man helps him keep his balance.

"Are you alright?" He asks.

"Oh yeah, sorry 'bout that." Lance apologizes.

... What the fuck? I think, since Lance (even as LARXENE) never apologizes.

"Sorry!" Lance goes over to me and waits. The man gives him a little wave and keeps walking.

"Walk much?" I ask, annoyed.

"... Hehehehe." Lance holds up a pouch full of gold coins.

"HEY! YOU JACKE- MPPH!" Lance claps a hand over my mouth and shakes his head.

"Roxy, Roxy, Roxy... We're in PORT ROYAL. I'm dressed up like a PIRATE. Therefore, I'm gonna steal." Lance tells me.

"That's not very nice." I say and give her a glare.

"Just call me Xiggy the Pirate." Lance rolls his eyes and tuck the pouch into his pocket.

"Kay, we need to find the big heartless." I say and pull out a picture. Grim Reaper.

"...It looks like Marluxia!!!" Lance and I start laughing.

"Aye, lads."

"GAH!" We turn around and it's JACK SPARROW!

"I see you'll be needin' a ship then." He smiles.

".. Sure, but who are you?" Lance asks.

"That's Jack Sparrow!" I hiss.

"Ah, it's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!" He corrects.

"... You got a boat?" Lance asks.

"No lad, I have a SHIP. the Black Pearl." He slurs.

"HOLY SHIT HE'S DRUNK!" Lance notices.

"He's ALWAYS drunk. Hey, can we use the Pearl? I'll give you a bottle of rum." I tell him. He looks me up and down.

"...Aye lassie, I'll take that rum, but what else do ye have?" he asks.

"NO. You're not touchin' her." Lance says protectively.

"I meant more rum, lassie."

"... Oh. Here." Lance tosses him a bottle.

"... JACK'S A WHORE!!!" Haru yells.

... What part of I'm a pirate did you not understand?!

"... The rum part."

'15 men on a dead man's chest;

Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!' stupid!

"Oh."

Keep reading.

Long story short, we found the heartless.

"This is where I leave you lads to work." Jack grins and runs.

"HEY!!!!" Lance screams but I roll my eye and pull out a pistol that was in the dress.

"EAT THIS!" I shoot it and then whip out a combo attack with Obilivion and Oathkeeper.

After a long battle, where I tore my stupid dress, Lance lost his hat, and the Heartless nearly killed us, we killed that stupid Grim Reaper.

"A pearl?" Lance picks it up and I snatch it from his hand. I tuck it into the folds of my dress.

"Splendid work laddies!" Jack says.

"... GO TO HELL!!!" We chase him with a lightning and light combo.

So, after a long long day.....

I ended up falling asleep in the dress.

Axel took pictures and Namine said I looked cute.

... now, I'll off to stab Lance in the head because he made the diguise stay!!!!

"... now it's all brownish here." Haru says with wide eyes.

... Hold on, they took down a BOSS Heartless!

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY TAKE ME?!

"LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Vexen screams from the closet.

NEVER!

"...." Haru gets up and lets Vexen out.

HAHAAHAHA!!! HEY! VEXEN FINALLY CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!! HEY ROXAS!!!!

"... Uh... Forbidden? Not exactly a good idea when-" Roxas comes in and notices the open journal in Forbidden's lap.

"YOU TWO ARE SOO DEAD!!!" He screams and pulls out his Dual Keyblades.

O_O

"OH MY GOD! RUN!!!" They run for it.

"I BLAME YOU!!!!!" Haru screams.

YOUR MOTHER!!! I BLAME VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXEN!!! *dodges Keyblade*

"... what the fuck is going on?" Axel asks.