Me: YAY! I gave you all a day off yesterday, and you all are slackin'! I think.
Finn: We haven't counted the many reviews you guys have submitted for us today.
Me: The total number is… six! Nevermind.
Finn: The average amount we receive anyway is six.
Me: Sorry. Heh.
Chapter 4: Letters to the DHI
Kat POV
I went back to Finn's house after the, ahem, emergency at my house. Bear-hounds are stupid. Why did I even create them? Who knows, why did I create Candice? Was I that bored? I appeared outside on the porch and started to go in, the door was locked. I cursed loudly and started banging on it. Maybeck walked by the door. I banged on it for a bit more. He had his earbuds in and couldn't hear me. What a loser! I extended my arm and pressed my hand up the glass.
"Hocus Pocus, Abrakadabra, Alakazam, Sharpie!" A wave-like movement rippled through my arm and out of my hands and onto the glass, rippling it like the glass was water before it shattered to the ground.
"AH!" Maybeck screamed, pulling out his earphones.
"Hi! I'm back!" I said, before stepping in.
"Why did you do that?" he exclaimed.
"It was locked. Hmm, someone should clean that up."
"You."
"Well, I have mail to deliver, and you didn't get any, unless you want me to…"
"NO! I'll clean it up!" I wasn't surprised he knew what I was going to say. I could see why.
"I'd love to stay, but I have mail. Later Beck Beck!" I skipped off to Willa.
Willa POV
I was writing in my diary, my private diary when Kat burst in. I shrieked quietly and hid the diary underneath my pillow.
"Hello Willow! I WHIP MY HAIR BACK N' FORTH!"
"I'm not that Willow. I'm WillA. See the difference?" I tried. It never worked so I wasn't surprised when she tossed a few letters at me.
"And when you're done with those and Steve Jobs…"
"Bill Gates," I corrected.
"Right, sorry. Finn's owl is Steve… Rest in Peace…. Anyway, when you give it to Ste…Bill Gates, you can finish writing in your diary about the tales of a princess."
"How…? H…? Uh…?"
"I'm Kat, dear. I know all, see all, and eat all. Who oppose me," she added.
Dear Willa,
I think you would be a tribute for District 12. Do you agree? What districts would you think your friends would be in and why?
May the odds be ever in your favor,
Madge
"Kat, what's a district?"
"Hunger Games, dear," she said. I don't know why she's calling me 'dear' suddenly.
"Oh! I read those!"
"They're making a movie."
"Really?"
"Come on, Wills, that's old news. Answer it."
Dear Madge,
The District Katniss is from? Totally! I probably wouldn't like the coal mines too much, or getting too dirty, not like 'ah! I broke a nail!' dirty but 'unrecognizable' dirty. Anyway, Philby would probably be from District 3, electronics, Maybeck from District 5 for power, and probably arrogance too. Finn would be from District 10, because I don't know. I feel like he would. Charlene loves the water, so she would be District 4.
Peace In the World,
Willa
I sent it off and picked up the next one.
Dear Willa,
Where are you from?
Luv,
Lex
I thought about it. Country? School? State?
Dear Lex,
I used to live in Minnesota, I still remember snow and other things, when I was one or two before my family moved down here so my dad could get his job at the Kennedy Space Center. I live in Florida now, with the DHIs.
Peace In the World,
Willa
Philby POV
"OPEN SESAME!" Kat screamed.
"It's open," I sighed. The door was flung open and Kat ran in, tackling me on my bed.
"AGH!" she yelled.
"AGHH!" I yelled.
"Mail," she said regularly. She handed me a letter and left. I was still terrified she'd come back, but she didn't.
Dear Philby,
Are you dating Alesia or Willa? Tell people I said hi!
I Have You In A Box,
Skittles
She has me in a box? Last I checked, I was in this house. I looked outside to make sure. Angel was playing catch with Total in the lawn across the street, Iggy mowing the lawn. Why was the blind guy mowing the lawn? I don't know.
Dear Skittles,
I don't know who Alesia is, but that sounds like a nice name. I'm not dating Willa, because I'm single, and I prefer it that way.
"SKITTLES SAYS HI!"
"Are you going insane?" Jez yelled back.
"SOMEONE'S SIGNATURE IS SKITTLES, NOT THE CANDY!" I hollered. Stupid.
"HI!" everyone screamed.
And everyone says hi back I have a question for you, how did you come up with 'Skittles'?
Sincerely,
Philby
Amanda POV
"Hey! I got mail today!" I exclaimed.
"Yep! Your selfish comments must've helped! You got two letters! When you're finished, get in the living room, there's one addressed to.."
"All of us?"
"You know them so well," Kat said, somewhat sarcastically. She went in the living room to wait.
"GET OUT!" I heard her yell.
"I WAS HERE FIRST!" Maybeck's voice retorted.
"OUT OF MY CHAIR!" I heard Kat respond. There was an enormously large crash and thud and "AHHH!" from Maybeck. Don't mess with Kat and the Chair.
Dear Amanda,
Do you prefer Finmanda, or Famanda. Personally, I like Famanda better, but whatever.
Love,
F#1
I at least knew what F#1 was talking about. Finmanda, or Famanda, was the nickname for fanfics about me and Finn.
Dear F#1,
I do like Famanda better, it flows. Thanks for writing!
Love,
Amanda
I sent it off and I picked up the next one.
Dear Amanda,
Hi! I'm going to play you when they make a movie! Bye!
-Amanda J. Granger "Mandy G"-
They're making a movie? We'd all have to go see it! Then, I read it again. 'When they make a movie'. I cursed and wrote back.
Dear Mandy G,
I would love it if you played me in the movie and not some actual celebrity! I think it would be cool since you technically know me personally! Thanks for writing!
Love,
Amanda
Kat POV
I grabbed Maybeck and threw him out of my chair and watched him crash into the side of the couch. I smoothed out the fuzzy parts of the seat and sat down.
"I SUMMON YOU ALL!" I yelled. "EVERYONE!" One by one, they slowly trickled down the stairs.
"What's wrong Maybeck?" Charlene asked.
'I'm guessing he sat in the Chair," Finn said. I nodded. See? That's why I kidnapped that boy. Besides his looks of course. But the looks were mainly it.
"Okay! You got a letter addressed to ALL! Jez and Amanda participating," I said.
"Dear all Kingdom Keepers,
I like you all very much! Charlene is very much like myself, except alive. I was killed by the Capitol in an explosion. Read Catching Fire. Here is my question: Do you all know who I really am? I'm sorry if I sound like a stalker or a perv.
May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor,
Madge Undersee/Kat's Crazy Friend."
"You know her?"
"I know all fictional characters! Maximum Ride lives across the street, and this one here, Hunger Games, is over on Movie Road."
"Maybe we'll get to move to Movie Road…" Finn said wistfully.
"What's Movie Road?"
"Movie Road, Beck Beck, is when a movie is in the production of being turned into a movie. When it turns into a movie, they move to Celebrity Lane," I said.
Dear Madge Undersee,
"So she's dead?" Charlene asked timidly.
"In the book, yes. In this world, no. She lives in Movie Road, with like a billion other people."
"Big house," Finn commented.
Kat knows who you are, 'MADGE'. Willa does, but I don't think anybody else does. What losers. Don't read Hunger Games… no life. Good luck with that huge house of yours! Tell Gale I said hi, and to call me (Kat).
Love,
Jez, Amanda, Finn, Philby, Maybeck, Willa, Charlene, and Kat
Me: Heh… I'm Team Gale. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE T-SHIRTS!
Finn: From asking others, the majority are Team Peeta.
Me: That irks me! I love Peeta, but Gale is better!
Finn: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYY…
Me: Ha! If you are okay with… um… mild language and comedy and AWESOMENESS in a less than 5 minutes, go watch NicePeter! He does Epic Rap Battles of History! ALL OF THEM ARE AWESOME.
Finn: There's no real words to describe the videos, other than 'uber', and even that doesn't.
Me: Go look! NicePeter…
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