..... Well, we haven't found Roxy yet.

"Good thing too." Haru says.

Shall we start?

"Gladly." Haru flips the page to the next entry.

September 25th

My first mission as... 'Roxanne'.

"Axel, you're with Thirteen today." Saixsmirks and hands him a folder with our mission info in it.

"SHUT IT. She's not Roxas." Axel snaps and opens it. I'm just quiet and look over his shoulder.

"........Guardian. That's just great... And there's three of them." Axel mutters to himself.

"... I can handle them." I tell him confidently. Axel just stares at me.

"ROXAS can handle them. Sorry girly, but you're not him." Axel slams the folder closed and hands it to me.

"...You're a dick." Lance comments and grabs it.

"HEY!" Axel snarls but Lance just whips out a giant Foudre.

"Shut it, and leave Roxas alone. Got it memorized?" Lance chuckles.

"Grrr... I don't care what you two are, but she is NOT ROXAS!" Axel says and grabs my arm.

"Huh?" I get dragged toward the portal.

"Buh bye Roxy!" Lance waves.

"..Bye Lance." I say and wave back.

"...C'mon then, ROXY." Axel says, using the name as an insult.

"What the fuck is your problem?!" I snap and slap his arm away.

"Huh?" He looks at me confused.

"It's not like I CHOSE for me to look like this! It was VEXEN!" I yell.

"....Uhh..." His eyes widen.

"I AM the real Roxas! Ask me anything, and I'll answer it right!" I challenge.

"...Uhh.... Roxanne." Axel says.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT! It's ROXAS!" I scream, I'm so sick and tired of being a girl!!

"NO YOU IDIOT! BEHIND YOU!" Axel yells and summons his Eternal Flames.

"...Huh?" I turn around. A GUARDIAN!!!

"Our-" I get slammed to the wall by a laser.

"GREAT! I gotta go save your ass!" Axel groans.

"GRAH!!!! MAGIC HOUR!!" I howl and slice the stupid thing in half. I pant and fall to the ground, still not used to being that weak.

"....Nice." Axel helps me up.

"If you saw, I'm shooting you." I say angrily.

"..Saw what?" Axel asks innocently, but he has a grin on his face.

"MY BOXERS!" I snap and make sure the pants are belted on tight.

"...Pfft...." Axel cracks up.

"......" I glare at him and wait for him to finish.

"Let's go find the other two." He offers.

"Yeah, I'm going this way. YOU go over there. Meet up in 10 minutes." I say.

"...Wha?"

"...Samurais! Status report!" I command and a small group of about 3 or 4 Samurai Nobodies appear.

"..Sweet..." Axel comments.

"... Status Lieutenant?" I ask again, to the one with a black Nobody medallion pinned to his sword.

*No Heartless.*

"... What? There has to be." I tell him.

*No Heartless, my liege. None.* It says again.

"....But.... What happened to the other two Guardians?" I ask pathetically.

"...Cool it, we'll find them. Then when we're done, we'll RTC." Axel says confidently.

"........" I stare at the Nobody.

".......... YOU! Corporal!" I say to one.

*Me?* It asks.

"YES YOU. Status report, immediately!" I command it.

*.... No Heartless in this section, my liege. There was Heartless activity in the Sandlot region but....* It trails off.

"You've just been promoted. To Sergeant." I say and give it a medallion.

*thank you sir.* It pins the Nobody symbol to its sword.

"Lieutenant! I assure you, I'm exactly the same. You follow MY orders. Understand?" I say coldly.

*SIR YES SIR!* They vanish.

"...Nice." Axel comments.

"Thank you." I say and straighten my head band.

"I'm gonna head to the Sandlot. kay?" i tell him and run off.

".... Roxas names his Nobodies after Army Ranks?" Haru comments.

That's... AWESOME. :D

"You WOULD like that." Haru shakes his head.

Duh. I wonder which one's the GENERAL Samurai??

After killing the Heartless, I met up with Axel and he headed off to go eat sea salt ice cream.

I RTCed.

"......." I decide to go change into some of my normal clothes. Of course...

"..They're too big." I say sadly and take them off to put on the ones Lance gave me.

"....Will I... always be like this?" I wondered to myself.

"....Will I always be like this?" I think out loud,

I want to marry Namine one day.... I can't marry her as a GIRL....

*sniffle*

"WHAT?"

OH MY GOD! VEXEN IS SOOO GOING DOWN!!!! *in tears*

"Uhhh..... Forbidden? You okay?" Haru asks.

NOOOO!! I'M GONNA KILL VEXEN!!!! *runs out the door with Night Dancer Keyblade in hand*

"..There's more here...." Haru says.

"..ROXANNE!!" Xion tackles me.

"OOPH!" I fall off the bed and glare at her.

"WHAT?!"

".. I want to have some girl time with you! Since you're my big sister and all." Xion says with a grin.

"...Ummm... Aren't you gonna go eat ice cream with Axel?" I ask.

"NOPE! Cause, it's not the same without Big Brother Roxas!" Xion says.

"...Really?" I ask. OH MY GOD! They love me THAT much?!

"okay then! Let's go get some ice cream then." I tell her happily.

"..Aaaactually, me and Namine, she's the OTHER girl in the Castle right now, wanted you to come with us!" Xion drags me out of my room.

"Huh?" She leads me to Namine's room.

"I GOT HER!!" Xion cheers.

"Good work Xion! Now, Roxanne please sit here." Namine motions to a stool in front of the mirror.

"..Kay." I sit there.

"NOW! We're gonna give you a makeover!" Xion says happily.

"SAY WHAT?!"

"PFFTT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Haru falls off the couch, laughing his ass off.

What? *comes back, all beat up*

"... W-What happened?" Haru chuckles.

...Stupid Vexen clones.... *sits down and starts cleaning bloody Night Dancer blade*

"..." Haru gives her the notebook.

*scans and startes cracking up*

OH MY GAWD!

"......" An hour later, these two put my hair almost COMPLETELY flat, and put on .... eyeshadow.

... I'm giving them credit for making my hair flat, but MAKEUP!?

"THAt'S IT! I'M TAKING THIS CRAP OFF!" I snarl and start going to the bathroom to scrub it off.

How girls live with this stuff on their faces, I'll never know.

"Awww... But you look so cute!" Axel's smug voice says from the door way. I smash him to the wall with a well aimed Keyblade attack and go to bed, and be sure that I took that crap off me.

.... But lucky lucky me, Namine took pictures.

......... My manhood's gone now........

And look! Awww.... he's definately a summer! *laughing at enclosed pic*

"...Damn, if I didn't know that was Roxas, I'd say she was pretty damn cute!" Haru laughs.

NO YAOI! *slaps with book*

Lol, guys, I'd like to thank Zenigami for correcting me on Lance/Larxene's daggers.

THEY'RE FOUDRE!!!!

I try to keep info correct in this fic.

"....... Having fun?" Roxas asks from the doorway.

O_O

"OH CRAP."

..... DO A DEMYX AND RUN RUN RUNAWAAAAAY!!! *grabs journal and takes off running*

"HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?!" Haru yells after her.

FUCK YOU! IT'S EVERY GIRL FOR HERSELF! *teleports to another Castle*

"...Heheheh.. Hey buddy!" Haru says nervously.

"Hey." Roxas smiles evilly.

"...FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORBIDEN!!!!" Haru runs after her and slips into her portal.