Me: Sorry it took so long. I went to a flag football game on Friday, went to Sonny's then came home at ten-ish, and barely felt like typing up KKPJ.

Finn: And then Homecoming was on Saturday.

Me: I got my nails done! Sparklyy…

Finn: -snaps fingers- Kat.

Me: -mesmerized-

Finn: KAT! –claps-

Me: -mesmerized-

Finn: -sigh- -goes into kitchen- I'm going to eat all of the icecream.

Me: NO YOU'RE NOT!

Chapter 5

Kat POV

I appeared back at my house, landed in the middle of the driveway. I could see Silvia the Vampire trying to watch Captain America work out in the SuperHero Gym across the street.

"NO!" I yelled at her. She frowned and continued jogging. I could see Character Academy stretched across the way, the dorms sitting peacefully. School was out for them and the staff.

"LETTERS!" a squirrel screamed from a pine tree. I sighed. Why did I get that Reminder-Squirrel-Clock? I think it was Finn's idea. Stupid. I went inside and took a few letters for the DHIs.

"Off to my house?" Finn asked, sitting on the couch.
"Yep. They still don't know that you're the real Finn. It's disappointing," I said, transporting on Philby's bed.

Philby POV

"AHH!" I screamed, falling off my bed, my Physics book flopping on the floor.

"Whatcha readin'?" Kat asked curiously.

"Physics book for… uh… school."

"Lies. You're reading it because you can understand it. I'll have you do my Physics homework when I get there. Anyway, letter!" she threw a letter at me, which it fluttered in the draft of the air and went nowhere near where Kat had thrown it.

"It has no dimension, therefore, no thrust," I explained.

"Yeah, I knew that," she said, hopping off of my bed and leaving without picking up the letter she dropped.

Dear Philby,

Do you realize you've got a LOT of fangirls?

Love,

Anne

I do? I realized I had gotten lots of mail in the past, probably from girls. Hopefully no guys. Well, guys sending me letters are cool too, not saying that I was awesome and hot or whatever like the girls said. Agh, I was turning into a homophobe.

Dear Anne,

I suppose I did, but never admitted it to myself. Thanks for enlightening me about that. Willa always said I was so obtuse.

Sincerely,

Philby

Willa POV

"Mail! Again!" she called. I could see Kat dancing down the hallway and throwing the letters carelessy into the air.

"There's not a lot," Maybeck noticed.

"I didn't grab a lot. Now, after you're finished, you've got two letters addressed to all. SO GET DOWNSTAIRS, okay? MAYBECK, OUT OF MY CHAIR!" Kat yelled, stomping down the steps towards the Chair.

Dear Willa,

Hi! So hears you read the Hunger Games. I love the books! Which one is your favorite, and Team Gale or Team Peeta? (Please don't spoil anything for me, I only finished the second book).

Love,

Mandy G

I sighed. I got the 'Team Gale' or 'Team Peeta' thing a lot. Strangely enough, I'm Team Gale, even with what happened in the third book. Crap, no spoilers.

Dear Mandy G,

I loved the first one the best! It was awesome because you weren't familiar to the Games! And I'm Team Gale, weirdly enough. The third book… nevermind.

Peace In The World,

Willa

Kat POV

"GATHER, DEAR CHILDREN!" I yelled. I wiggled in my chair as they all piled in, sitting on the couches, the chairs, or the floor.

"You've got two letters, addressed to all."

"Great! Let's hear it," Finn said eagerly.

Dear Keepers and Kat,

"That's me!" I interrupted myself.

Do any of you like Big Time Rush? Are any of you Team Logan? I am!

-Mandy G (or as I'm known by my friends- CAMILLE THE SNOWMAN LUVER!-

Charlene squealed when I said Big Time Rush. She squealed even louder when I mentioned 'Team Logan'.

"He's my favorite! He's soooo cute!" she exclaimed. Maybeck groaned, Finn looked uncomfortable, and Amanda's cat meowed loudly. Yes she has a cat.

Dear CAMILLE THE SNOWMAN LUVER,

Charlene loves Big Time Rush and I'm certain she's seen every single show and heard every song by them. She is Team Logan and I quote, 'He's my favorite! He's soooo cute!'

Love,

Amanda, Jez, Charlene, Maybeck, Willa, Philby, Finn, Kat, and Amanda's cat.

"There's two, right?" Philby said as Bill Gates carried the letter off.

"Yeah," Maybeck said.

Dear All,

I'm surprised you all are that dumb!

"Excuse me?" Philby exclaimed.

"He was just reading a Physics book. For fun," I pointed out.

And Kinn, you should've told them who I am. You do you know me!

"Who's Kinn?"

"Kat and Finn," I said.

"Why not Khilby?" Finn asked.

"Because I have you at.. nevermind."

And, I AM MADGE! You all don't deserve cupcakes. Only Steve Jobs and Bill Gates do.

Both owls hooted loudly. Yeah, Bill Gates was back already.

"So she was the dead girl?" Charlene asked.

"Duh," I said.

And to answer your questions, Phil-Phil.

"Is that a new nickname?" Maybeck asked.

"Like Beck Beck," I exclaimed. Maybeck growled at me.

I have your clone in a box! USE YOUR CROISSANT!

"Hey, you have a clone," Willa announced.

"Why would I use a croissant? I make killer croissants…" he said.

I steal people Skittles and pelt them with them, so call me Skittles. Well, the only person that call me that is my half-boyfriend. Oops.

"So, it's not after the candy, but after kidnapping and skinning?" Jez exclaimed.

"Yup!" I replied enthusiastically.

I AM DISTRICT 1! BOW DOWN TO MY CAREERNESS!

On to the question! Who is the

My phone chose to ring at the moment.

"Hello?" I asked. I heard Harry Potter and Dumbledore screaming incoherently on the other end.

"AGHHHHHHAGHAGBAHII!" it sounded like.

"DID YOU RELEASE THE FIREBREATHING SNAILS? They're dangerous I tell you! AND the flying TVs? What is wrong with you people?" I exclaimed. Everyone was staring at me. I sighed.

"Be there in a bit." I hung up and cleared my throat.

weirdest! And I am included! TEAM PEETA! CURSE YOU GALE YOU….

"BLEEP!" I interrupted the letter.

"Why?' Maybeck asked.

"Because it's a spoiler! SHHH!" I said.

May the odds be forever not in your favor,

Skittles Mellark

"Writing back now," I said. "Who's the weirdest?"

"You!" everyone chorused.

"Why?" I demanded.

"You just got a phone call about fire-breathing snails and flying TVs," Amanda said.

"Point taken," I said.

Dear Skittles LOSER Mellark,

Kat here is the weirdest! DEATH TO PEETA! I HOPE HE GETS EATEN BY BEAR-HOUNDS OR FLAMED TO DEATH BY FIRE-BREATHING SNAILS!

Sincerely,

Kat Hawthorne. And the others. But mainly Kat.

Me: DEATH TO PEETANS! All hail Gale!

Finn: I can see that as a bumper sticker.

Me: And fire-breathing snails are real. They're in the same room as the Bear-hounds.

Finn: Nasty little things. No control.

Me: Dragon vs. Fire-breathing snail… who wins?

Finn: Snails.

Me: Definitely snails. Since their fire is infused with either poison, or infections. Mainly infections, and we contain the poisonous ones.

Read and Review? So lazy, only got four letters this time! Now write a letter! Finn is being neglected! What? No, you're not Finn, why did you write that? Anyway, review por favor, or you'll meet a FIRE-BREATHING SNAIL! Heh…