Okay guys, as you all SHOULD know, I usually slip in a few one shots in between chapters.
So before I start the Animalzation Arc TWO, I'll ask this.....
WHO WATCHES YOUTUBE?!
*everyone cheers*
That's right my friends, this is the DAY AT THE CASTLE KINGDOM HEARTS YOUTUBE SPECTACULAR!!!
(words in these babies, are the link! Just type in Youtube. com and it'll do the rest!)
First off... We have Axel and the Organization singing a VERY VERY special song to Roxas.
AHEM! This was inspired by... 'Roxas is emo...' by Ricashaye on Youtube.
The song: Big Ass Rock from the Broadway production of The Full Monty.
check it out!
(/watch?v=NXN_BgvnTro)
Roxas is emo, and he wants to die.
BUT THE ORGANIZATION WANTS TO HELP!
Axel
Let's find a rock
I mean a big-ass rock
Or maybe something like
cinder block is better
I'll hoist it up
And drop it on your face, my buddy *grins*
And just before the lights go out
You'll see my smile
and you'll know
You've got a friend
With a rock
Who cares
I mean a big-ass rock
Xemnas
Or rope
I got some quality rope
Made for a man
who's devoid of hope
Like you are, my buddy
Sora
Roxas
No, it's Roxas.
Xemnas
Roxas. Right!
Saix
And I won't leave you swinging there
Twitching like a fish while you claw the air
I'll grab your feet
And pal o' mine
I'll pull real hard
And snap your spinal cord
Roxas: O_O
Demyx
The world is cold when you're alone and
They ignore you
But don't kill yourself........
Roxas: Really? You'll miss me? *feeling better*
Org XIII
We'll do it for you
Roxas: oh. THAT'S why.
OrgXIII
You've got a friend
Xaldin
You know, I asked a guy once if he'd mind putting me in a barrel and sending me over the falls.
You know what the son of a bitch said? "Drop dead, asshole."
Xigbar
People are pricks.
Saix
I asked this guy to take his air compressor and drill me with a six-inch nail right through the eye...
Luxord
What'd he say?
Saix
"I'm low on nails."
Luxord
People are selfish pricks.
Axel
Another time,
now get this, I just lay down in front of a steam roller and asked the guy
just to proceed, you know, business as usual, and just squash me like a
bug.
Xigbar
That's a good way to go, Jer, the ol' bug squash.
Saix
We could tie a plastic laundry bag over his head.
Xemnas
Naw, that's such a wimp suicide.
Demyx
I stuck my finger in a socket once. It hurt real bad...but it didn't kill me.
Roxas:WHAT?! DEMYX TOO?!
Xemnas
Demyx, stay out of this.
Roxas
I've got a friend
Like Carole King
Or was it Carly Simon
Used to sing?
I always get those two confused
But anyway I turned around
And suddenly
I'm not alone
It ain't just me
I'm like a player on the team
I'm part of the gang...
A member of
the club
Organization XIII
Player on our team
Part of the gang
Welcome to the club
Xemnas
Oo ... let's get a club
Demyx
I like the big-ass rock
Saix
Naw, one good swing and
I'll clean his clock forever
Xigbar
Let gravity do the work!
Xemnas
It's a man's way to die, Roxy.
Axel and Roxas:
ROXAS!
Roxas:
I got friends
Oo...
I've got friends
Oo...
Org XIII
Friends who will
Love you like a maniac
And lead you like a lamb
To the railroad track
And tie you down
Roxas
I've got friends!
Org XIII
Or tickle your wrist
With a single-edge razor
Or buy you a beer with
A Draino chaser
Or dump you in the
River with a rock
Demyx
A big-ass rock
Axel
Here's a nice one right over here
Sora
Can I give you a hand with that? It looks heavy.
Axel
No Sora,
It's ain't heavy...
he's my friend
Xemnas
Come on, group hug!
Organization XIII forces Roxas into a hug.
Oh yeah... Feel the love Roxas.
"HEEEEELP!!!" Roxas screams as they lead him down to a rail road track.
BRING HIM BACK! I need him for the next song!
"..Damn.... We'll put this on hold guys!" Axel drops Roxas and he runs over to the authoress.
"Nice lie." Roxas comments as he brushes off his clothes.
What lie? UP next, to the ETERNAL delight of Namine and the fangirls....
ROXAS WILL SING BRINGING SEXY BACK BY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!
"I'M GONNA WHAT?!"
This was inspired by 'ROXAS SINGS SEXY BACK' by PuppyMonkey.
Bringing Smexy Back *title is mine*
(/watch?v=Uw1ymBJaR1E&NR=1)
Roxas
I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think it's special what's behind your back
So turn around and i'll pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge
Roxas
Dirty babe
You see these shackles *winks at Namine who blushes*
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
Take em' to the chorus
Axel
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Axel
Get your sexy on
Roxas
I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
Cause your burning up I gotta get it fast
Take em' to the bridge
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
Roxas
I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys watch while I attack
If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact
Take em' to the chorus
"YAY!!!! ROOOOXAS! AXXEL!" A group of girls cheer. The pals bow.
Nice job guys!
"Thanks. We ARE bringin' sexy back." Axel laughs.
well guys! that's it for the special!
"ALREADY?!" The fan girls cry.
*winces*
YES ALREADY.
I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER VIDEOS!
So if you want another special, send me the link and I'll be sure to watch!
Until then, this has been the Forbidden Hour!
G'NIGHT!