I'm baaaaack!!! :D
For what? I have no idea!
This is.... THE ORGANIZATION ANIMALZATION ARC PART TWO!!!!!!
Disclaimers: all the animals ARE mine, but KH is not!
Axel: HELL NO! Axju is mine!
AND I'M TELLING YOU HE'S MINE! ALONG WITH CLOUD JUNIOR!
Cloud:... hell no. *runs off with puppy*
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Castle That Never Was: Vexen's Lab (also known as the smelly hell hole by Xion and Axel)
"....Hmm...... Fascinating." Vexen mutters as he absentmindedly opens the door to his lab so he could go get a box from the basement just outside.
"VEEEXEN!!!! COME OUT TO SAY HI!!!" Xion, the youngest member of Organization XIII, screams to him.
"NO! I WILL NOT GO SAY 'HI' TO A BUNCH OF ANIMALS!" Vexen shouts back.
" I WILL SIC XIJU ON YOU!!!!" Xion yells back.
"I DO NOT CARE! I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A VERY IMPORTANT EXPERIMENT!"
"WELL! I'M GONNA COME AND BREAK IT IF YOU DON'T COME RIGHT NOW!!!" Xion yells triumphantly.
"Grrr... Guard the lab for me, VexJun." Vexen says to his small kitten. The cat opens a sleepy green eye and nods.
"DO NOT let those poor excuses of pets in here. Understand? Though, I COULD use some of them for testing...." Vexen says and leaves. He closes the door but unknowingly leaves it open just a crack.
"YAY! SoJu and XiJu are playing toegther!" Sora cheers from the living room. A brown puppy and a black furred kitten are playfully chasing each other.
"AWWW!!! Look at NamJu and Roxju!!" Xion squeals.
"...... It's not like they're gonna have kittens...." Roxas blushes. Namine blushes too and the two sleeping kittens awaken when AxeJu (Axel's cat) forcefully wakes them up by stomping on their stomachs.
"...... So cute." Lexaeus says as a whole mound of tiny animals leap around on his enormous dog LexJu's back. The giant dog merely shakes his head when one of the kittens gets too far up his head for comfort.
"AWWW!!! I LOVE YOU DEMJU!!!" Demyx squeals and picks up his blonde kitten which purrs and licks his cheek before leaping from his arms and joining a purple kitten on Zexion's lap.
"....Get your cat off me." Zexion says and keeps reading to the purple ZeJu.
"But he likes the story!" The whole group of animals, nicknamed the 'Animalzation' by Xion and Demyx, joyfully plays together with the three new arrivals from Destiny Islands.
"Well, since me and Riku and Kairi are sleeping over for a week since Riku's house is being fumigated, we HAVE to bring the puppies!" had been Sora's argument. After a temper tantrum from Xion, a death threat from Roxas and Axel, a tearful pleading from Demyx and Zexion's bribe of not buying books for a week, Xemnas had finally said yes.
"YAY!!! Look at Brother on LexJu's head!!" Xion laughs.
"FOR THE LAST TIME! SOJU IS NOT YOUR BROTHER!" Roxas yells.
Sicne finding the various kittens, puppies, rabbit, and even a hamster, the Organization had named each and everyone of the animals after the person they most resembled.
So, Zexion Junior would be the purple kitten in Zexion's lap.
However, Xion had gotten tired of being mistaken for her own Xion Junior kitten, she had shortened the name to 'XiJu'.
Soon, everyone had done so, to some very interesting results from nicknames given to the Superior.
"MANSEXJU!" Axel howls in laughter as a tiny silver hamster scurries up SaiJu (Saix's blue puppy)'s back.
"STOP CALLING HIM THAT!" Ari, the Superior's daughter, and Xemnas himself yell in unison.
"NEVER!"
"....Hmm....." Vexen laughs as the second group of arrivals come, Cloud and CloJu and Leon with his kitten Leon Junior.
"......Sorry but we can't take care of them. Mind pet-sitting?" Cloud had asked, since the house he shared with his friends had flooded and they were all forced into a motel.
"YAYAYAYAYAY!!! CLOUJU!!!" Xion screams in joy and grabs the blonde puppy from Cloud's arms and starts cuddling with him.
"Well, see ya!" Cloud and Leon soon leave and leave behind their pets.
".....Hey...." Vexen looks around and he notices several of the pets missing. And the ones that were.... belonged to the most mischievous members of the Organization!!!!!
Vexen's Lab
*come back here!* AxeJu demands as he chases RoxJu.
*NEVER! IT WAS MY BACON!* Roxju hisses back and dodges his older brother's bite.
*Can't you two get along?!* XiJu asks and chases after them.
*Let's go Riki chan!* SoJu barks.
*IT'S RIJU!* Riku Junior, a silvery puppy belonging to Riku, snaps and chases after the three kittens.
*Wait up!*KaiJu, a reddish pink puppy that belonged to Kairi, says and chases after them.
*Oh c'mon... Lessee what those idiots are up to.* LarxJu, Larxene's bad tempered yellow cat, says.
*KAY!!!* DemJu, Demyx's dirty blonde kitten, says happily.
*... I have a bad feeling about this....* ZeJu, Zexion's purple kitten, mutters to himself but follows anyways.
*COOOME BACK HERE YOU SCAREDY CAT!!!* AxeJu snarls and tackles his younger brother into the door of Vexen's basement laboratory.
*OOMPH!* RoxJu's head cracks the door open and send the little group flying into a table. A small green jar which had been filled with a green liquid tips over and splatters the whole pack of pets.
*YUUCK! WHAT IS THIS STUFF?!* AxeJu hisses and tries to lick the noxious concoction off his red fur.
*.....EWWW!!! It tastes like that stuff the man in the white coat gives us!* DemJu wails.
*..... I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME IN HERE!* VexJun, Vexen's VERY bad tempered kitten, snaps and jumps off the table where he had been taking a cat nap. (terrible pun)
*WELL EXCUSE ME MR. NEVER-COME-IN-HERE SIR!* AxeJu snaps and keeps licking at his fur.
*...I feel kinda funny....* SoJu says and he whimpers and tucks his legs underneath him.
*....Me too......RoxJu? Are you okay??* NamJu asks, her normally clear blue eyes dulling.
*....I.... Feel.... soo.... bad.....* RoxJu collapses and the other pets don't feel any better.
*....Mistress Xion....* XiJu whimpers and she stretches out, trying to get comfortable on the cold marble floor.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY CAT VEXEN?!" Axel snarls as the Organization comes in to see the tiny group on the floor, in obvious pain.
"I have no idea! BUT THOSE STUPID CREATURES JUST RUINED MY LATEST EXPERIMENT!" Vexen says angrily.
"...XiJU!!!" Xion wails and picks up the limp kitten. XiJu mews at her mistress but then closes her eyes as Xion starts petting her carefully.
"YOU ASS!!! IF HE DIES, I'M KILLING YOU!" Roxas yells and picks up his soaking wet kitten. RoxJu wails in pain as Roxas picks him.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Axel snarls and he picks up his cat. AxeJu hisses and takes a half hearted swipe at Axel, but is too weak to do any real damage.
"YOU'RE SO DEAD." The other owners find their pets and carefully pick them up. Each and everyone of them is soaked in a strange green liquid that quickly hardening into powder.
"Get this crap off!" Axel commands and they all head to the sink and gently scrub off the powder. None of the pets, not even AxeJu who hated baths, struggled.
"......" All the pet owners leave and take the injured pets to the room that was made especially for them. A large and comfortable room littered with pet toys and pet snacks with several dozen cat beds and dog houses.
"...They'll be okay right?" Demyx asks tearfully as he place his DemJu into a blue wave patterned cat bed.
"...We'll hope that Vexen's potion was no toxic." Zexion says and puts his kitten into a bed that was shaped like a book.
"I'm gonna kill him! LarxJu is special! She won't die." Larxene snarls and seems close to tears.
"...Night guys." Sora whispers to his tiny puppy whose body is wracked by shivers.
"...." Riku carefully places a worn blanket on his sleeping silver puppy and Kairi gives her puppy a kiss and places her in a bed.
"....." the group leaves and behind them, a strange transformation begins to occur.
"Ugh..... Master...." A soft voice murmurs.
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AND WE GOT A CLIFFHANGER!!!
just shut up. This was all i could think of.
AND THEY ARE FINE.
VEXEN DID NOT KILL THEM!
PS: I do NOT approve of animal testing.
