Lol, I think I might be able to raise an army against Vexen!

Fanfickers, UNITE!!!!

Disclaimers: KHis not mine, and neither is anything else I mention OTHER than my Original Characters.

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Castle That Never Was

"Umm.... So do we get to eat?" SoJu, a little boy with floppy brown dog ears and a soft brown tail, asks.

".........He is so cute!!!" Kairi squeals and hugs him.

" I like you too, Mistress Kairi!" SoJu says and kisses her cheek.

"HEY!!!"Sora says angrily.

"Huh?" SoJu looks confused and then his ears droop and his tail stops wagging.

"Did I do something bad?! AM I A BAD BOY?!" He howls and start to cry.

"No... Just don't kiss her again." Sora says,feeling bad about making his puppy cry.

"OKAY MASTER SORA!" SoJu kisses Sora on the cheek.

*F&%&#$%&#*%*!!!" Sora screams out a cuss word.

"Dad, you swore!" Xion says. XiJuis curled up on her lap.

"HE KISSED ME!!" Sora says in his defense.

"Dude. It's like.... him saying he loves you as a parent." Axel says. AxeJu nods.

"...Is it bad? Do I have to stop? And hugs too?" SoJu asks, his eyes tearing up.

".......NO!! YOU CAN HUG ME ALL YOU WANT!!!" Sora says and he hugs him.

"coughgaycough." Riku coughs.

"You getting sick?" RiJu asks.

"...Nope." Riku pats his head and Riju's tail starts to wag, even though there's no change in expression on his face.

"Hahaha, Riku's doggie is so cute!" Xion says.

"RiJuis very nice! He gives me treats!" XiJu says from Xion'slap. Xion had petting her newly transformed pet.

"......." Everyone looks at the transformed RiJu.

"So he DOESN'T hate cats, he just hates ME!" AxeJu says.

"Of course I hate you. GIMME BACK MY MR SQUEAKY!" RiJu shouts.

".....Mr. Squeaky?" They turn to Riku.

"That's his favorite toy. It's a chew toy I got him when he first came to live with us." Riku says.

"NEVER! MINE!" AxeJu hisses.

"NO IT'S NOT! MR. SQUEAKY IS MINE!!!" RiJu snarls.

".............This?" XiJu jumps off Xion's lap and gets a tattered toy. She comes back and holds it out.

"MR. SQUEAKY!!!!!" RiJu grabs it and cuddles with it.

"..... why does it look like a Heartless?" Soraasks.

"Cause. I think it's hilarious that's he's chewing on it." Riku smirks. RiJu snuggles the tiny Heartless and it squeaks happily.

"I've conducted a few tests... And it's completely my fault." Vexen says, from the ceiling where Riku and Axel had hung him up.

"Oh really? I NEVER would have guessed." Roxas says sarcastically.

"And that the other pets should be transforming.... Now." Vexen says and then they hear a surprised yelp.

"ZeJu!" Zexion says and runs for the Pet Room That Never Was.

"................................... Does this mean I can read alone now?" ZeJu asks as Zexion carries him back. A tiny boy with silvery purple hair, somewhat shorter than Zexion's, and small cat ears.

"Damn, even his CAT is a midget." Axel comments.

".............." ZeJu hisses at Axel and his tail twitches angrily.

"LOOK! I CAN PLAY SITAR NOW!!!" DemJu (Demyx's kitten) sings. He strums it and Demyx hugs him proudly.

"Good job Dem Dem!" He says and gives the little boy a cookie.

".............Cats can't eat chocolate." ZeJu says.

"OH MY GOD! YOU POOR POOR CREATURES!!!" Demyx cries.

"....Oh my god, let Superior wake up soon..." Roxas, Riku, Sora, Kairi, Zexion, and Axel all say in unison.

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Yuuup, this sucks.

Worked much much MUCH better in my head.....

Well, we still have another few fight scenes..... that'll be fun.

*pokes Vexen with piñata stick*