Update time!

Disclaimers: Kh is not mine, though the AnimalZation is!

before you guys start wondering, I AM NOT DEAD.

some jerk(s) reported me for my MSN fic.

that's it, i have not been hit by a piano, and I HAVE been updating just that you guys couldn't see the updates unless you went directly to the fic.

Hence I got the crap scared out of me by OVER EIGHTY REVIEWS and emails when i clicked open hotmail.

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Castle That Never Was

"COME BACK HERE!!!" AxeJu snarls as RoxJu runs off with a plate of bacon.

"....You know, they're acting the EXACT same way as before." Axel comments.

"ROXJU! AXEJU! STOP FIGHTING!" Roxas calls out. The two brothers freeze and stare at him. Then AxeJu tackles RoxJu.

"HEY!!! THE BAAACON!!!" Xion yells.

"Is that all you care about?" Roxas asks.

"...Mine now." RiJu walks up to the spilled food and starts munching at it.

"RIJU! DON'T EAT OFF THE FLOOR!" Riku scolds.

"......." RiJu drops the bacon and goes to the corner, his tail drooping.

"Emo puppy!" Demyx sings.

"SHUT UP!" Riku goes to comfort his pet.

"When the pup goes to the corner, your luck goes up!" DemJu sings.

"Huh? That doesn't even rhyme! Or make sense!" Axel says.

"Aaaaaand when Axel lights his fart, -"

"WHAT?!"

"HIS HEART WILL GOOO POOOF!" Demju keeps on singing nonsense lyrics.

"...There is something wrong here." Zexion comments. ZeJu is next to him, happily reading.

"AXXXXEL!!!" Larxene snarls and grabs Axel by the front of his shirt.

"IT WASN'T ME! I NEVER MESSED WITH THEM!" Axel shouts back.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAT?!" She snarls.

"... Oooh. Vexen made them human by accident." Axel smiles nervously.

Phew, she han't seen what we did to her panty drawer. He thinks in relief.

"... VEEEXEN! YOU'RE DEAD!" A small girl walks in, she looks exactly like Larxene. She grins as she leaps in between AxeJu and RoxJu and sends him flying to the wall.

"YOU STUPIF!" AxeJu slams into the wall.

"I want some info. What happened? And why can mistress understand me?" LarxJu asks.

"Umm...... Vexen sama turned us into peoples." RoxJu says.

"Hmm........ COOL! I can finally do THIS." LarxJu grabs RoxJu by the hair and ALSO sends him flying into AxeJu.

"OMPH!"

"that is one sick cat." Axel comments.

"She IS Larxene." Roxas says and goes to help the kittens.

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Yuup, this was short.

And Axel's a mean little man.

Axel: Little?