I know that last chapter sucked.

Sorry, but the fic was pissin' me off... at the....weir-

Nevermind, it just HAD TO END.

Disclaimers: KH IS NOT MINE, DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT IS.

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Castle That Never Was

"......." Zexion smiles at the email that he had recieved.

"Oh wonderful. I won another contest." He says, closing up his laptop and heading down to the Game Room That Never Was.

"DIE YOU ZOMBIE BAST- ... Hi Zexion." Axel says, distracting Xion long enough for kill her character.

"DAMMIT!" Xion says, and keeps blasting.

"I need a favor, Axel." Zexion says.

"....What KIND of favor?" Axel asks, interested.

"I need you to take me to Twilight Town." Zexion says calmly.

"Wha? No way." Axel says, turning his attention back on the screen. Zexion pulls out his Lexicon and opens it up to a page.

"This IS you, correct?" He says, smirking. Axel looks in horror at the small picture glued into the pages.

".... WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE?!" Axel yells, turning red.

"Take me to Twilight Town, and this picture gets destroyed. You don't, I'll make copies and distribute them around the Castle. You shall never live it down." Zexion smiles encouragingly.

"DAMMIT! FINE!"

Check and Mate. Zexion thinks happily.

"Excellent. I'll meet you in an hour, that shall give me sufficient time to find the negative." Zexion says, chuckling.

"NEGATIVE?!"

".. Oh dear.... It seems I cannot remember where I left it.... Perhaps in Larxene's Room? Xaldin's?" Zexion says, faking it and trying to piss off Axel.

"......You're sick." Axel tells him.

"Why thank you. That is why they call me the Cloaked Schemer." Zexion smiles and motions for Axel to follow him.

"Wait, why can't you Corridor?" Axel complains.

"My prize." Zexion says, finding the Gummy Ship key.

"But why me?!"

"Because. Lexaeus is busy aiding Marluxia." Zexion says, tossing the key to Axel.

"... YOU SUCK!" Axel complains again.

"You swallow, and choke on it." Zexion responds, using the insult that Roxas usually used against Axel when he used that comment.

"DAMMIT NOT THAT AGAIN!" Axel snarls, going to the Gummy Ship yard. New addition to the Castle.

"...." Zexion waits patiently as Axel swears violently and kicks things in his rage.

"Are you quite done?" Zexion asks, tapping his foot.

"YEAH! Let's get this over with!" Axel says, finally getting into his Gummy Ship.

"Excellent. If there is montary gains, I shall share them with you." Zexion gets in, and buckles his seatbelt. He didn't trust Axel, with good reason.

Thinking about it.... Maybe he should have asked Xion or Roxas after all. Zexion muses, as Axel manages to slam into a Heartless ship.

"EYES ON THE ROAD, JACKASS!" Axel yells.

"... I hope you realize that we're in space, correct?" Zexion says, browsing through his Lexicon.

"SHUT UP! Just cause they're Heartless, don't mean they can't KEEP THEIR FUCKIN' EYES ON THE FUCKING ROAD!!!" Axel screams at the small ship, swerving past them.

"..... I should have asked Roxas...." Zexion murmurs to himself, but they get to Twilight Town, safe and more less sane.

"Right... Where to, Zexy?" Axel asks.

"Call me that one more time and I'll-" Zexion starts to warn.

"Zexy." Axel snickers.

"Your little E-Date is going all over Youtube now." Zexion snaps. He walks briskly, ignoring Axel's cries of protest.

"Hello? Pardon, but I believe I won the contest?" Zexion says, as he reaches the sporting store.

"Huh? How'd you win somethin' here?" Axel asks, looking at compasses and other camping stuff.

"I wrote an essay, on how the wonders of nature inspire artistic values." Zexion says, turning a canteen over.

".... Pfft." Axel starts laughing. Zexion merely takes the essay from his Lexicon and gives it to Axel to read.

"......." A few minutes later, Axel startes to cry.

"That was beautiful!" Axel says, wiping his eyes.

"Why thank you." Zexion goes to talk to the manager.

"....." Axel starts messing around with the camping items. Zexion comes back, dragging a giant cart.

"May we go?" Zexion says.

"...Uh... What'd ya win?" Axel asks.

"A camping set for 20 people. I believe I shall sell it on EBay. Magnifent site." Zexion drags the giant bundles to the Gummy Ship, and they go home.

"Duuuude." Xigbar says, the moment they walk in.

"....." Xemnas gets a gleam in his eyes.

"MEETING! NOW!" He commands.

"Oh crap. WHAT DID YOU DO ZEXION?!" Axel says in horror, glancing at the camping sets.

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Lol, it's what you think!

And no, I did NOT rip this off of someone.

I thought of it myself, thank you very much!

And... I'll require assistance in thinking up little ... "ACCIDENTS" to happen to the Ol' Organization.

I got Vexen covered. *evil laughter*