Well, we're updating once again!
Disclaimers: KH, FF, and anything else mentioned in this fic, of course, are not mine.
Enjoy, and let's get this random meetin' under way!
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Castle That Never Was: Round/Throne Room
"I hate you Zexion." Axel immediately says.
"I was for selling the sets on EBay, if you'd recall." Zexion snaps.
"Don't care, it's your fault." Everyone starts appearing in the throne room.
"What's goin' on? Did Xemnas lose his poptarts again?" Roxas asks.
"Nah, he's probably got some stupid scheme on how to make us more united." Xion giggles.
"Hey... I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHOW! WHAT THE FUCK?!" Larxene snarls.
"What show?! Bones?!" Xigbar immediately says.
"HEY! They kill people on that show, that means it's good!" Larxene says defensively.
"... Okay, ya got me there."
"What's goin' on...? I was sleepin'..." Demyx says, appearing in his pajamas decorated with tiny water droplets and carrying his Dancer plushie. Soon, everyone was there.
"Everyone! I have decided that we need more bonding." Xemnas immediately says. Everyone groans.
"WHAT?!"
"We like hating each other!" Marluxia snaps, brushing the dirt off of his clothes. He had been gardening.
"No thank you, Superior." Zexion says. Lexaeus nods.
"Why don't we just have poker nights, and leave it at that?" Luxord suggest half-heartedly.
"How about we just kill Luxord, and anyone else who comes up with stupid suggestions?" Larxene grins sadistically.
"We're going camping, and that's final!" Xemnas says.
"WHAT?!" Everyone screams.
"AXEL WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Everyone snarls at him.
"DUDE! This is all ZEXION'S fault!" Axel immediately yells.
"WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WINNING THE CONTEST!" Zexion snarls, his face going red.
"Contest?! THAT'S WHAT GAVE XEMNAS THIS STUPID IDEA?!" Xigbar yells.
"Yes! And YOU'RE ALL GOING ON PAIN OF DEATH." Xemnas grins evilly, and everyone freezes.
"….. Camping could be fun." Zexion says quietly to Xion.
"Yeah… We could go find Bambi." She says optimistically.
"… I could SHOOT Bambi." Xigbar points out.
"… Camping… As in no toilets, no TV, no electricity?" Larxene asks, twitching angrily.
"You've never been campin' before, Larxy?" Axel laughs.
"SHUT UP! I GREW UP IN A CITY YOU JACKASS!" Larxene snarls.
"So did I! And I've been camping!" Axel retorts smugly.
"It could be interesting to observe the wildlife." Vexen says, already calculating how much scientific research he could get out of it.
"….. I'll bring some new plants home." Marluxia shrugs.
"… Axel, I'll bet you a hundred thousand munny, that Larxene is the first one to snap." Luxord says.
"You're on. I say Xemnas." Axel remarks.
"Then I'm for the trip." Luxord comments, leaning back in his throne.
"Is there a river, Superior?" Demyx asks.
"Yes."
"WHOO! Rafting!" Demyx says happily.
"…. Rock-climbing." Lexaeus says calmly.
"Yes, Lexaeus. You can go rock-climbing." Xemnas says.
"I don't care either way." Xaldin snaps.
"… superior, they might kill themselves." Saix whispers.
"I trust in them." Xemnas says.
"…. I suppose it could not hurt." Saix says, eyeing Marluxia and hoping that he'd be one of the first ones to get injured.
"I guess it could be fun." Roxas says shrugging.
"Can we take Haru, and Namine?!" Xion asks.
"Of course."
"WHOO! I'm in!" Roxas and Xion say in unison.
"All for camping raise your hand." Axel, Roxas, Xion, Xenmas, Xigbar, Marluxia, Vexen, Lexaeus and Demyx all raise their hands.
"Opposed?" Everyone else raises their hands.
"Ha, we win." Xion sticks her tongue out at Saix.
"Silence, Replica!" Saix snarls.
"…. Excuse the interruption, but… WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!" Haru snaps.
"… We're going camping, Haru!" Xion tells him.
"Good luck with that." Haru says, immediately not interested.
"You're going too." Roxas says, grinning.
"HELL NO! Father!" Haru pleads with Vexen.
"Sorry, but you're going. It'll give you a chance to bond with Zexion." Vexen says. Apparently, his Other had adopted Zexion's other, Ienzo, making Haru and Zexion brothers.
"………….. DAMMIT!"
"… Am I going too?" Namine asks.
"Yes, Namine. You too." Xemnas tells her.
"Um… I can bring my art stuff, right?" Namine asks.
"Yes, Namine. You can."
"Then I'll give it a try." Namine smiles cheerfully.
"WAIT!" Xion leaps off her throne and runs to the phone.
"…… Oh shit, she's doin' something!" Xigbar warns.
"Kay, later taters!" She hangs up.
"Sora, Riku, Kairi and Erika are coming too! That's twenty!" Xion says.
"Great…. We can torture the Keyblade Master while we're suffering." Larxene says, surprisingly optimistically for her.
"Then we all agree. We'll all be heading out tomorrow!" Xemnas says, pleased that his plan was already working.