Well, we're updating once again!

Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts, Disney, and all other associates of such are not mine and never will be unless I take over Square Enix. Which will NEVER happen.

However, enjoy the random waking ups!

I personally love Larxene's. :D

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Castle That Never Was: 5:30 AM

"….." The alarm clock in Xemnas's room goes off, blasting the entire Castle with classical music.

"FUCK BEETHOVEN!" Axel screams defiantly, before covering his head with the pillow. Lexaeus sleepily gets out of bed. The day before, Xemnas had ordered him to wake everyone up. Because no one could really sleep with a behemoth looming above them with a giant axe-sword.

Luminous Room: 14

"…… Go away." Xion orders sleepily. Lexaeus raises an eyebrow and nudges her bed with the Skysplitter. The bed quivers, but Xion makes no other movement.

"Lemme sleep." Xion snarls, sticking her pillow over her face. Lexaeus reaches into his pocket, and pulls something out. He waves it in her face.

"… Is that candy?" Xion asks, taking a sniff of the wrapped parcel. He answers by unwrapping it and letting her smell the heavenly chocolaty treat known as the Hershey's bar.

"GIMME GIMME GIMME!!" Xion sits up abruptly and snatches the candy bar from his hand. She starts munching on it happily.

"Get ready. We have one week." Lexaeus informs her.

"Got more candy?" Lexaeus nods.

"I'm on my way!" Xion trips out of bed and starts looking for her duffel bag. Lexaeus leaves for Roxas's room.

Serendipitous Room: 13

"Roxas. AWAKEN." Lexaeus says simply. Roxas's eyes fly open and he sits up.

"DON'T KILL ME!" Roxas leaps out of bed and starts cramming clothes into a hamper. Smiling, Lexaeus goes to wake up Axel.

Inferno Room: 8

"I'M GETTING UP ALREADY!" Axel yells at the door. He was actually still in bed, about to drift back off to sleep. Lexaeus answers by causing a small 8.1 earthquake, contained only in Axel's room.

"… Now." Axel moans, from under the bureau. Lexaeus smiles and continues to Demyx's room.

Nocturne Room: 9

"…Demyx." Lexaeus calls out, looking around. Where was he? Suddenly, he hears soft snoring from the middle of the pool. Demyx was fast asleep on a duckie raft, clutching a small stuffed toy in the shape of a Dancer Nobody.

"….DEMYX." Lexaeus calls out, louder. Demyx stirs, and sits up.

"Hiya Lexy! Whazzup?" Demyx says sleepily.

"Wake up call."

"Kay! I'm gonna…. Whoa!" Demyx falls into the pool, and Lexaeus just shakes his head. He helps Demyx out of the pool. And then Lexaeus spots a metal bucket.

"… Can I borrow this?" He asks softly.

"SURE!! I'm gonna find my backpack, kay?" Demyx squishes off, stuffing clothes into a black backpack. Lexaeus dips the bucket into the pool, and spotting another one, fills that one up too. He leaves, carrying both.

Thunder Room: 12

"….. Wake up." Lexaeus throws the full bucket of water over Larxene's bed.

"SON OF A-!" Larxene screams, electricity sparking everywhere, and shocking herself.

"… Good morning, sunshine." Lexaeus says to her, throwing another bucket of water at her.

"DUDE YES!" Xigbar says, sticking his head in the door. He gives Lexaeus a thumbs up, and goes back to his room to get his stuff.

Duplication Room: 16

"…. NO! GO AWAY!" Haru yells the second Lexaeus gets to the door. Lexaeus throws the bucket into the bed, making Haru leap out of the way.

"Wake up." Lexaeus goes on his rounds.

White Room: 15

"I'm already ready." Namine says, fully dressed and reading a book in bed. Lexaeus nods, pleased.

"I'll go pack our food, okay?" Namine walks out with her white messenger bag full of clothes.

Illusion Room: 6

"Zexion."

"No."

"Zexion."

"I said no."

"Zexion, wake up."

"Never."

"Do you want me to get Axel to burn down the library?"

"You're bluffing."

"I mean it."

"… OH MY GOD, YOU'RE NOT BLUFFING." Zexion sits up immediately, staring in shock at his friend. Lexaeus points to the bureau, and Zexion unwillingly begins pulling out his clothes. Lexaeus leaves to give him privacy.

Graceful Room: 11

"……" Lexaeus smiles evilly at the sight of the plant covered room. He immediately sucks the nutrients from the earth in the pots, causing the plants to wither.

"GET OUT, FIVE!" Marluxia snarls, shoving him out.

"Get dressed, or your greenhouse is next." Lexaeus says over his shoulder as he continues to Xaldin's room.

Wind Room: 3

"…. UP. NOW." Lexaeus commands. Xaldin glances at him, and then falls out of bed when Lexaeus starts up the chainsaw.

"Alright, alright! I'm going!" Xaldin says, keeping a 5 meter distance from him and the chainsaw. He starts cramming clothes into a trash bag. Lexaeus keeps the chainsaw on, and heads to Luxord's room.

Gambling Room: 10

"Bloody fuckin' hell!" Luxord yelps as Lexaeus throws the chainsaw at the door. Since it was open, it flies into Luxord's wall, three centimeters from his head.

"Next time I won't miss. Get up." Lexaeus says coldly. Luxord nods, and grabs his duffel bag.

Research Room: 4

"Don't you try anything, No. V." Vexen says coldly as he starts packing up his test tubes. Mildly disappointed, Lexaeus drops the machete.

"Now go wake up Larxene or something." Vexen says, his eyes on the packing.

"Yes sir." Lexaeus says, dragging the slightly red tinged blade behind him.

Kitchen That Never Was

"…. A CHAINSAW?!" Axel says in shock.

"Yes! A freakin' chainsaw!" Luxord repeats, trembling slightly. You would if someone woke you up with foresting equipment.

".. You too?" Xaldin asks. Luxord nods. Then Lexaeus passes through carrying the chainsaw and wearing a hockey mask. He nods at the three and keeps walking.

"That's it, no more horror movies for him." Xemnas says, staring as Lexaeus walks past him.

"Woooow… He woke me up with candy!" Xion comments happily. She's still munching on it.

"OH MY FUCKIN' KINGDOM HEARTS!!" They hear from Saix's room, and the buzz of a Husqvarna chainsaw.

"No more Friday the thirteenth." Xemnas says. Everyone nods in agreement.