Well, we're here again, with an update.

Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts, Disney, and all other associates of such are not mine and never will be unless I take over Square Enix. Which will NEVER happen.

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Castle That Never Was

"Alright, everyone into the cars!" Xemnas commands, as everyone's forcibly dressed into more than their underwear (Demyx) and packed (Axel, Roxas, Demyx, and so many others).

"Dude. Since when do we got a car?" Xigbar says excitedly.

"SHOT GUN!" Roxas and Xion demand in unison.

"Nobody let Xigbar drive!" Xemnas says, getting into the driver's seat of a black van.

"THAT MEANS I DRIVE, BITCH!" Xigbar jumps into the driver's seat of a huge camper.

"MOTHER FUCKER!" Xemnas realizes his mistake.

"Heh, doesn't Xemmy look like a rapist?" Larxene laughs. Marluxia chuckles.

"For that, Larxene! Marluxia! You're with me!" Xemnas snaps.

"Shit!"

"Hiya guys!" Sora greets them, carrying a giant backpack.

"The fuck?" Xigbar says, staring.

"Sora's mom doesn't trust you guys, remember?" Riku says coolly, carrying a small black duffel bag.

"But we do! Let's go find Bambi, kay?" Erika says cheerfully. She was carrying a bag of snacks (judging from the amount of chocolate in there) and an extra bag of clothes.

"So, why did you want to go camping anyway?" Kairi asks, curious.

"Zexion." Everyone says, pointing the blamed kid.

"IT WAS THE STUPID CONTEST!" Zexion says angrily.

"… contest?" Zexion gives Kairi the essay to read while he shoves his pack onto the van.

"…. That was beautiful!!" Kairi sobs, breaking into tears.

"Dude, lemme read!" Xigbar grabs it.

"In the van, Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Xion, Zexion, Kairi, Riku,Xigbar, Sora, and Erika! Everyone else in the camper!" Xemnas commands.

"Move or die." Lexaeus orders Xigbar. Xigbar immediately gets out of the driver's seat and stands beside the camper.

"Wait….. Lexaeus's drivin' the camper?" Larxene questions. Most of the ones who were supposed to get into the camper glance at each other.

"IN THE VAN!" They yelp, shoving the younger members out of the way and inserting themselves into the black van. To make SURE they wouldn't be forced to get into the same car as Lexaeus, they locked the doors. Saix smiles smugly and waves to the trio before turning to Luxord, snatching a pack of cards out of his hand. Larxene immediately gets booted out from the front seat by Xemnas. She glares at him. Larxene starts to swear violently, using words that would have gotten her a mouth wash of dish detergent if he had heard her correctly.

"Well, how bad could it be?" Sora says innocently. Famous last words.

Three hours later

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIEEE!!" Sora screams loudly. He grabs on tightly to the straps on the ceiling as Lexaeus makes YET ANOTHER sharp turn.

"HEY! That is my candy, Riku!" Erika demands, bouncing along crazily.

"You know… GET OFF ME ROXAS!" Axel shoves said blonde off of his now very numb foot. They were forced to make room for various people, and since Xigbar wasn't cooperating… They were pretty jammed in.

"HEY! Where'd my choco bag go?" Xion asks, looking around for it. It was in the shape of a Hershey's bar, so you couldn't really miss it. Larxene was munching on some candy, and she chucks it at Xion.

"Here ya go! Thanks, I love Reese's!" Larxene says, waiting for the sugar high to kick in.

"Larxene! That was mine!" Xion complains, looking at the several dozen wrappers in the small bag.

"…. DID YOU JUST GIVE LARXENE CAFFEINE?!" Axel and Demyx say in unison. They were both shaking slightly.

"Yeaaaah, so?" Xion says, whimpering over the loss of half her Reese's supply.

"IT MAKES HER GO NUTS AND-!" Larxene grins savagely.

"Oooh Soooora!!!" She whispers, giggling manically.

"Oh shit."

"COME HERE KEYBLADE BOY!!!"

"MY SPLEEEEN!!!"

"…. and sends her into a psychotic rage." Demyx finishes.

"… I wonder where we're going?" Zexion says, trying to read by the light of Axel's blue and white patterned lighter (nicknamed Alice).

"You drop Alice, I'll shoot you." Axel warns.

"YOU'RE NOT XIGBAR!"

"I think we're going somewhere cool! I mean, Xemnas promised me a river!" Demyx says, strumming a song.

"Dude, stop playing 99 bottles of beer. It makes me thirsty." Xigbar complains.

"..99 bottles of beer on the wall." Axel starts saying. Everyone grins. YES, they were THAT bored.

"TAKE ONE DOWN AND PASS IT AROUND! 98 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!" They all howl, trying to annoy Lexaeus. He just purposely slams on the breaks, sending them flying, before starting to drive normally again. He smirks, and chuckles to himself.

"Don't mess with Rock head." he says.

"You're kinda messed up, huh?" Kairi asks, neatly strapped into the other seat. Lexaeus nods.

"A bit."

"Oh, that explains it. …. Hey, can we stop for a bathroom break? I think Sora'd be busting by now." Kairi asks. Lexaeus nods.

"The next 7/11."

"Pfft." Kairi and Lexaeus both start laughing at the sound of that.