Well, we're here again, with an update.

Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts, Disney, and all other associates of such are not mine and never will be unless I take over Square Enix. Which will NEVER happen.

Enjoy the randomness!

Note: Demyx is okay, he might have a concussion but other than that he's fine.

Okay, NOW enjoy!

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7/11 on Highway 14/13

"Man…. Nothing EVER happens here." A kid complains, starting to restock the candy bars.

"Yeah… it's boring here, Frank." A second kid complains, leaning back in his seat and reading a magazine.

"Then why don't you help, Phil?" Frank retorts, shoving the box of Reese's back into the shelf.

"Cause he's a dick." A third kid comments.

"Shut up Steve!" Phil protests. They suddenly hear a loud noise as a camper and a van drive up to the gas station.

"Everyone go to the bathroom, or piss in the bottle when you have to!" A silver haired man commands. A bunch of kids and some adults all rush to the bathrooms in the back of the store.

"…. What can I do for you, sir?" Frank says politely when the silver haired man comes up to the counter.

"Give me a map of the area, kid." The man says, his yellow glaring angrily. He didn't seem to have gotten a lot of sleep.

"….. Road map, or topography?" Phil slips in.

"SUUUPPPERRRRIOOOORR!!" A blonde kid with a mullet yells, holding up a jumbo bag of Doritos. He looks at the man with puppy eyes, wiggling the bag.

"FINE! And my…. Associate is filling up our camper and van. How much do I owe you?" Xemnas says, when Xion and Roxas run up with a basket full of snacks. They eye Xemnas for a moment and then dump the basket carefully onto the counter. Xemnas mentally slaps himself but nods. Xion and Roxas high five and go back to the aisles to look for more food.

"Superior? Half tank each." Saix hands him the receipts. Xemnas curses under his breath and keeps waiting.

"Uhh …Should I just ring this up now?" Phil asks, eyeing the mountain of snacks.

"YES. NO MORE SNACKS YOU LOT!" Xemnas snarls to the background.

"AWWWWW……" A loud series of protests comes from the rest of the members.

"C'MON! They HATE Hot Cheetoes! ONE bag!" Axel says, popping his head from the chip section.

"… Pay for your own stuff!" Xemnas snaps, and pulls out his wallet. He rapidly pays the 600000 munny bill, cursing the high gas prices.

"THIS is why I hate cars!" Xemnas mutters darkly, and hands the keys to the van to Saix.

"…." Saix grins evilly as he clutches the keys tightly.

"… I DRIVE!" Axel yells, grabbing the key to the camper from Lexaeus.

"… OH MY GOD NO!" Ten people tackle Axel to grab the key. Sora picks it up in the confusion and goes to the camper. He starts it up and waits lazily in the driver's seat.

"EVERYONE INTO THE CARS!" Xemnas commands, now impatient. Everyone scrambles into the cars, and Demyx accidentally gets into the van. They drive off, and with Sora unwittingly behind the wheel of the camper.

In the Van

"… Are we there now?" Demyx questions, strumming his sitar. Surprisingly, they had a lot of room in the van.

"No." Xemnas retorts immediately, avoiding a small Prius. Saix is pouting slightly in the backseat, having the keys taken from him almost as quickly as they had been handed to them.

"… Are we there now?" Demyx says again.

"NO."

"….. Are we there NOW?"

"NO!"

"…. Demyx, let's play a game, shall we?" Vexen asks, already strapped in tightly to the seat. Demyx nods excitedly.

"It's called the QUIET game. Whomever can stay quiet the longest, wins a prize. Do you understand?" Vexen says. Xaldin grins, anticipating a nice silent car/van ride.

"Alrighty! I'll beat you, Vexen." Demyx immediately retorts.

"…. Go." Vexen says, opening one of his lab reports for corrections. Demyx glances around, and then opens his giant bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos. Xaldin starts doing a crossword, and Luxord falls asleep, snoring on Saix's shoulder, who was five seconds away from killing him.

"………Superior, how much longer?!" Saix hisses, glaring furiously at the slumbering Luxord.

"Ten more."

"… Eh? Minutes?" Xaldin questions.

"….. No, more like 5."

"… FIVE WHAT?!" Vexen demands, his green eyes flashing angrily.

"… Hours."

"HOURS?!" Everyone protests, waking up Luxord.

"Mum, it wasn't me! It was Axel!" Luxord slurs, still half asleep.

"….?" Everyone (except Xemnas, he was ACTUALLY watching the road) stares at him.

"…. Muuuummy! I don't wanna go to school!" Luxord mutters darkly, falling back asleep.

" Alright…. He's nuts." Marluxia points out, stabbing the sleeping man with a bony elbow. Erika grunts slightly in her sleep, leaning against Saix. He trembles slightly, ready to kill them both. For those paying attention (or caring), this is the order:

11, 10, 7, and Erika in the back seat.

4 and 3 in the middle.

Demyx in the front passenger seat and Xemnas is driving.

"… ARE WE THERE YET?!" Demyx yells, suddenly unable to take the silence.

"IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE FUCKIN' TIME, I'M TURNING THIS VAN AROUND!" Xemnas yells back at him.

"….. Really?"

"YES!"

"…. ARE WE THERE YET, ARE WE THERE YET, ARE WE THERE YET?!" Demyx starts chanting, strumming along to the tune of Hikari.

"… YES!" Xemnas yells, swerving violently. He slams Demyx's head against the window, knocking him out cold. Demyx falls unconscious and everyone's in shocked silence. Xemnas gets the van back onto the road and then glares into the rear view mirror.

"Any body else?" Xemnas snarls. Everyone (the conscious ones) shakes their heads violently no.

"Then I expect a QUIET trip, do you understand?" Everyone nods.

"Good." Xemnas makes a small U-turn and gets onto another branch of the freeway.

"… Xemnas is freakin' nuts." Erika comments, staring at the back of Xemnas's silvery head.

"You have no idea."