Well, we're here again, with an update.

Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts, Disney, and all other associates of such are not mine and never will be unless I take over Square Enix. Which will NEVER happen.

Enjoy the randomness!

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In the Camper

"WE'RE GONNA DIE!!" Axel yelps.

"… GAAH!!! SUFFOCATING!!" Xion wails, being smashed into the wall by what it felt like Roxas's face. Larxene was snoring quietly, the sugar rush long gone. Suddenly the van shakes violently and almost goes off the road. Xigbar opens a sleepy eye and pulls out his Sharpshooter. The van rights itself just as suddenly as it went berserk and pulls back onto the road. Everyone notices just how smoother the ride became.

"So… Anyone got a clue where we're goin'?" Xigbar asks finally.

"… To a forest!" Xion says, grinning.

"Didn't Demyx go nuts cause it was near a river?" Axel questions.

"Hmm… Well, we're half way there! Half way there…. Half way there…" Xion starts repeating herself until Roxas smacks her upside the head to make her shut up.

Two more hours later

"WE MADE IT!!" Xion squeals, leaping out of the camper with joy.

"..Finally… Xigbar's banjo was annoying the hell outta me." Axel says, walking off the camper with a noticeable arrow in his knee.

"Dude, it was funny as hell. You know that." Xigbar tells him, lugging around a black beat up banjo with a few missing strings. Larxene snarls sleepily and collapses under a tree to nap. They decide just to leave her there. Everyone from the van was already there and helping to set up various tents.

"… HEY! LEXAEUS! Get outta…. The fuck?" Roxas and Axel stare as Kairi unbuckles her seat belt and gets out of the driver's seat.

"… What? I took over." Kairi tells them innocently as she wakes up Sora on the other side.

"So the psycho that was driving when we left the gas station was Sora. Then Kairi took the wheel and we had the nice car trip." Xigbar comments.

"… then where's Lexaeus?" Axel asks.

7/11 on Highway 14/13

"Dude, they LEFT you here." Phil tells Lexaeus. Lexaeus nods and keeps flipping through his magazine.

"Want me to call a taxi?" Steve asks. Lexaeus shakes his head and keeps reading.

"You have to pay for that." Frank says, feeling bad for him. Lexaeus pays for it and keeps reading.

The Campsite

"… Did we leave him at the gas station?!" Xigbar says, his eye(s?) widening.

".. don't tell Xemnas." Axel says immediately. Roxas had been looking around when he noticed several MORE missing people.

"WHERE'S NAMINE?!"

Castle That Never Was

"… THEY LEFT US." Haru snarls, crossing his arms angrily.

"Maybe they'll come back." Namine says, looking nervously around at the empty castle. They were both packed but the group had left several hours before.

"THOSE FUCKIN' BASTARDS LEFT US! ALL THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' BULL SHIT ABOUT US SPENDING DAMN QUALITY TIME TOGETHER AND THEY FUCKIN' LEFT US!!" Haru screams angrily.

"Aw, it's okay, Haru." Namine says soothingly.

"Wait. We're all alone in a big ass castle…. With no supervision." Haru realizes in awe.

"I'm going to be locking my door, Haru." Namine tells him.

"Not that! … damn. But I was thinking….. WE COULD HAVE A PARTY!" Haru announces cheerfully.

"…. But all our friends are the ones camping." Namine points out.

"…. Thanks Captain Killjoy…. Wait. I know ONE person who's not camping." Haru grins evilly.

".. Oh no, he's going to call-"

"Hey, Biddy? Can you and the interns help us Castle-sit? … You can? SWEET! See ya in a few!" Haru hangs up the phone and cackles manically.

"We're going to get grounded again…" Namine says, wincing.

The Campsite

".. I'm gonna find her!" Roxas heads back on the road, skating on a skateboard he somehow managed to smuggle into his duffel bag.

"Where is Haru?" Vexen questions angrily as he observes his surroundings.

"I think we left him and Namine back at the Castle." Axel tells him.

"Ah. That's not good." Vexen says nervously. Axel's eyes narrow in suspicion as he pulls out an Eternal Flame chakram.

"Why? Tell me, ol buddy, ol pal." Axel says, grinning sadistically.

"…… SU-SUPERIOR!!" Vexen says, running.

"HEY! COME BACK HERE YOU ASS!"

"Xigbar, take the young ones on a nature walk." Xemnas commands, helping to put up a giant blue tent for the girls.

"Why me?"

"I trust you." Xemnas turns back to Marluxia's tent which was currently being covered in flowers.

"C'mon, let's go." Xigbar takes Sora, Kairi, Riku, Erika, Xion and Demyx out to the woods.

"… I'm coming too." Xaldin follows them, making sure Xigbar didn't just ditch them.

Meanwhile

"…… I really hope I don't die out here." Roxas says to himself, holding up a hitch-hiking sign. He'd just made it with a scrap piece of cardboard and a Sharpie and was now holding out his thumb out to traffic as he'd seen someone do in a movie. Sure enough, a car pulls up to him. He sees a guy in a hockey mask and in the backseat there was a big dripping knife like weapon, also known as the machete.

"…" The man signals for Roxas to get in.

"…. The things I do for my girlfriend." Roxas mutters darkly as he moves the machete to get in comfortably. The door locks behind him as the man grins evilly at Roxas in the rearview mirror.

"Son of a bitch." The car speeds off, Roxas pounding on the window and screaming.