Well, we're here again, with an update.

Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts, Disney, and all other associates of such are not mine and never will be unless I take over Square Enix. Which will NEVER happen.

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Campsite

"YOU DID WHAT?!" Xemnas screams.

"… Uh, Roxas ran off on a skateboard, and I think he was hitchhiked by Jason Voorhees." Axel says again. He then smiles innocently.

"… I'm going to KILL YOU." Xemnas snarls. Axel then runs to the group going on the nature walk.

"Hey guys, mind if I tag along?" Axel says nervously.

"…. But we're going on a-" Xion starts to say.

"Good ol Nature, I always say…. Hey, can we mosey along? I want to see… some fluffy bunny rabbits." Axel lies. Even Xion didn't buy it, but they let him come.

Somewhere in the Woods

"Holy crap, this is lame." Axel says as he looks around. They'd been hiking for at least an hour, and seen jack diddly squat.

"Shut up Axel!" Xion, Demyx and, surprisingly, Larxene all say in unison.

"….. Kay, I'm scared now."

"why, you're bored to death too?" Xigbar complains.

"Not just that. LARXENE is happy about this." Axel comments.

"… Dude, we're gonna have bunny al lightning when we're done with this hike." Xigbar laughs. Larxene glares at him.

"I WOULD NEVER HARM AN INNOCENT LITTLE BUNNY!" She snarls.

"… She's an animal lover! Who would have thought, that the great Savage Nymph, one of the most feared sadists in the known worlds… LOVES CUTE ADORABLE LITTLE FLUFFY BUNNIES!!!" Axel howls with laughter while everyone else moves out of strike range. Larxene grins.

"You're right. Who would have?" She says sweetly, taking a step toward Axel. He suddenly gets nervous, knowing what came next.

"… Uhh…. I was only kiddin' Larxy!" Axel tells her, backing up.

"… Oh really?" She says coldly. Axel spots something and then grins.

"LOOK! A BUNNY!" Axel says, pointing behind her. She whips around and then suddenly squeals in delight. A tiny gray rabbit was hopping toward her and then cuddles her legs.

"IT'S SO CUTE!" She picks it up and gives it a hug.

"… OH MY GAWD." Demyx says, eyes wide with horror.

"… You tell anyone, I'll personally flambé you all!" Larxene snarls, giving them an evil sadistic glare. Of course this was ruined by the happy cuddling of the bunny in her arms, but no one said anything.

"…… " Axel starts laughing again, but Larxene ignores him to play with "Thumper" as she rapidly nicknamed the rabbit.

"What now?" Xigbar asks.

"Well, first we get this up on Youtube, then on Deviantart, and then Facebook." Axel jokes.

"OH MY KH!!" Xion suddenly squeals and tells everyone to shut up. A rustle of bushes and then something appears in front of them.

"A DEER!" The kids say, awed by the magnificent creature in front of them.

"Wow, 12 point buck." Xigbar says, looking impressed.

"Huh. That's kinda cool." Axel admits, watching it feed on grass.

"Yup. And it's gonna look GREAT on my wall." Xigbar comments.

"Wait, WHAT?!" Xigbar pulls out his Sharpshooter and then rapidly fires three shots into the deer's skull. It drops to the ground, bleeding like crazy and most likely already dead.

"……….." The kids are quiet with the shock. Even the rabbit had become frozen with horror.

"You…. Killed it….." Xion whimpers, her eyes brimming with tears.

"Yup, I shot Bambi." Xigbar confirms, poking at the carcass with an Arrow.

"YOU KILLED BAMBI!!" Xion screams in horror, collapsing into tears.

"You're a monster, Xiggy!" Demyx tells him, in tears himself. He helps Xion up and then tries to comfort his friend.

"…. YOU'RE DEAD XIGBAR!" Larxene snarls, clutching Thumper safely from Xigbar's firing distance.

"… I'll give you the ribs." Xigbar says immediately.

"I'm in." Larxene then helps Xigbar cut up the deer and teleport it to the campsite.

Campsite

"….. Hey, Xemnas! Want the heart?!" Xigbar throws said heart at the Superior and then makes a run for it.

"XIIIGBAAAAAAAAAR!!!" Xenmas starts chasing him.

".. What's wrong with Xion?" Marluxia asks.

"She's been horribly traumatized." Axel says nonchalantly.

"Again?!"

"Xion? Want some soup?" Luxord hands her a bowl. She sips at it, still crying.

"This is good… what is it?" Xion asks, taking another sip.

"Bambi stew." Xion gags and spews out the soup.

"THAT'S IT! I'm a vegetarian now!" Xion screams, hiding in the girls tent.

"How long do you think THAT'S gonna last?" Axel asks.

"A week, at the most." Luxord says.

"Wanna bet?"

"Naturally." The two exchange wagers as Marluxia tries to calm Xion down enough to leave the tent.

"NO! ANIMAL KILLERS!"

Meanwhile…

"I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!" Roxas screams as the car runs wildly off the road. The man driving vanishes as Roxas flies through the windshield and lands luckily on an abandoned mattress.

"Kid, you alright?!" A woman asks.

"… No." Roxas whimpers, already soaked in blood. He'd gone about 50 feet with the man when he tried to stab his Heart out. Little did ol Jason know that Roxas had watched all the Friday the Thirteenth movies.

"Here, sweetie. I'm going to go get you some help." The woman says. In shock, Roxas recognizes her.

"MRS. VOORHEES?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!"

".. Oh I'm not dead." The woman chuckles evilly.

".. OH GOD, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!" Roxas shrieks as he tries to get away.

".... THIS is God." Another voice chuckles.

"... FREDDY KRUGUER?! What's next, Micheal My-" Said villains come out.

".... DAMN YOU HARU! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SOMEHOW!!" Roxas screams, as he summons Oblivion and Oathkeeper.