Hiya folks!

Hope you've been enjoying this but….

THE AUTHORESS NEEDS SOME HELP!

I need to find ways to mangle some of the Organization members!

And but some… I MEAN MOST OF THEM.

Vexen I got covered. Xaldin too.

Demyx is under control, and Xigbar too.

Everyone else… zip, zilch, nada! Mind helpin' me, oh loyal reviewers?

Note: They must survive their "Accident."

KH is not mine, and all that jazz. My rant is now over.

X x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x xx x x x x x x x x x x x x X

Campsite: Sometime in the evening

"…… Dude, someone get Axel to light a fire." Xigbar complains.

"You do it." Axel retorts.

"Fucker, you light it before I stab you in the ass with an arrow. NOW!" Xigbar snarls. After being told off by SIX people, counting a very pissed off Xemnas, he was not exactly in the best mood.

"…" Axel lights the fire in a millisecond by using his Chakrams.

"Happy?" Xion pulls out some marshmallows, though noticeably keeping her distance from Xigbar.

"WHOOO WANTS S'MOOOOORES!!!" She yells, pulling out some chocolate.

"ME!" Erika immediately starts roasting a marshmallow. Riku also takes one, but Axel makes the fire flare up the moment he puts the marshmallow near the flames. It explodes, coating him and Sora in sticky puff ball remains.

"YOU'RE A SICK MAN AXEL!" Sora yells, pulling out his Keyblade. Larxene stabs him with a Foudre, sending him flying about 50 feet in the air.

"Bitch, one of those better be for me." She snatches one and starts roasting it with her lightning.

"….. You guys are all so cranky…. WE NEED A CAMPFIRE SONG!" Demyx announces loudly.

"NO!" Mostly everyone screams in unison.

"….." Demyx starts playing anyway.

"Lets gather around the campfireAnd sing our campfire songOur C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G songAnd if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrongBut it'll help if you just sing along!" Demyx says, grinning like crazy. He loved SpongeBob.

"Bum-bum-bum!" Xion sings. The two start a rapid contest to see who could sing it the fastest."DEMYX, CUT IT OUT!" Xaldin shouts, but they ignore him.

"C-A-M-P-I-N-G-S-O-N-G-S-O-N-G!!""Five bucks to shut them up." Xemnas says to Axel and Luxord.

"Twenty." Luxord counters.

"Deal." Axel gets up and throws Demyx into the lake. Xion immediately shuts up, passing out from lack of oxygen. Everyone says good night and heads to bed.

The Next Morning

"….." Roxas drags himself back into the camp, all beat up and covered in what looked like blood.

"Oh my god. What happened?" Xemnas asks, holding a pot of coffee.

"I…. Brought Namine." Roxas gasps, collapsing. Namine and Haru are following close behind, looking scared out of their freakin' minds. Lexaeus had his Axe-Sword out and was slashing at something while guarding them.

"Back, Jason! … Nice machete… We'll catch up later." Lexaeus says, putting up a barrier around the campsite.

"Roxas, why didn't you Corridor?" Xion asks. Roxas sits up rapidly and looks like he just had a hernia.

"MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A FUCKIN' WHORING SHITTING PIECE OF A FUCKING PUTA MADRE HIJO DE UNA MALDITA PERRA!!" Roxas screams.

"WOW, how much was that?" Xion asks Axel.

"Hey! Who told you those swears?" Axel demands.

"I think you did when you were either drunk or stoned off your mind." Larxene says. Roxas continues his long rant of swears in several more languages and including some very colorful threats against someone's life.

"Today, we're all going fishing." Xemnas announces, ignoring the loud screaming swearing 15 year old.

"Fishing? Fuck you." Xigbar says immediately.

"Fuck you. WE'RE GOING FISHING." Xemnas threatens. Sure enough, about five seconds later, they were all bundled up in life preservers and on some dock with boats nearby.

"…. I think I'm getting sea sick." Axel groans, turning green.

"We're not even off the dock, you moron!" Roxas says. He recovered, in short.

"So, what were you two up to?" Xion asks Namine.

"Well, Haru got a hold of Luxord's liquor and drank some. He threw up. Then some people came over and we helped them trash the Castle. Then Wiseman and Haru and Forbidden had a race with Vexen's go-karts. Forbidden won, cause she cheated by using the hyper-as-freak soda. Marluxia, you might not want to go into the Greenhouse until we get rid of the bodies." She tells him. Marluxia stares at her and shudders.

"……. I'm hungry." Xion complains.

"Everyone but Axel and Larxene get into a boat!" Xemnas orders.

"WHAT?! WHY US?!" The two protest.

"Because! Fire and electricity don't mix with water!" They launch off.

"… This is bull." Larxene snarls.

"Here's the good part….. We don't gotta fish." Axel says, immediately relaxing.

"Hey… Why can't you get into the water?" Larxene asks curiously.

"… You know, I don't really know! I just remember that it was hot and I jumped into Demyx's pool once… and then I woke up in the infirmary wing." Axel says sheepishly.

"…. Hey, Flamehead." Larxene says simply.

"Uh… Yes, Roachhead?" Axel asks.

"SAVED YOUR LIFE!" Larxene shoves him off the dock and into the water.

"Oops, was I supposed to catch you?" Larxene says mischievously.

!!!!

All the boats slam out of the water and Axel's in the middle of the lake, unconscious and surrounded by fried fish.

"Ugh….. Ooh! I love catfish!" Axel sits up and takes a bite out of the perfectly cooked fish.

"LAAAAAAAAAAARXEEEEENE!!" Xemnas screams from the top of a tree.

"… Look at how many fish I caught!" Larxene says, trying to be cute.

"YOU'RE GROUNDED!" Xemnas snarls.

"…. Fuck."