Well, an update.

Not necessarily a good one, but it's updated!

Disclaimers: KH, FF (which hasn't come out yet… or will actually), and anything else is not mine.

Except for the place, that is MY plot hole land!

ENJOY!

PS: This is more filler, the ACTUAL rafting is next chapter.

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Campsite

"EVERYBODY UP!!!" Xemnas screams into a bullhorn. Everyone comes running out of their tents, pissed off.

"SHUDDAP!!" Xigbar snarls, pulling out his Arrow guns. Unfortunately, he didn't look too threatening in his boxer shorts which happened to be the only thing he had on.

"….. Whoa, that woke me up." Larxene says, covering her eyes from the sight.

"GEEZ!" Axel says, staring at the various scars and gashes on Xigbar's body. Presumably from fighting Larxene and Saix.

"Clothes, mate." Luxord tells him, yawning sleepily. Xigbar looked down and grabbed some pants.

"… I saw something today I never want to see again." Xion says to Roxas. He nods.

"No kidding."

"WE'RE GOING RAAAAFTING!!!" Demyx sings loudly in his sleep. Axel peeks into his tent. Yup, he was asleep. Axel grins evilly.

"AXEL, LEAVE MULLET BOY ALONE!" Xemnas yells into the bullhorn. Axel looks mildly disappointed and he puts out the fireball.

"You never let me do NOTHIN'!" Axel mutters darkly under his breath.

"You're not George Lopez!" Roxas tells him as he goes to wake up Demyx.

"Man…. Anyone ever tell him WHY we let Demyx wake up on his own?" Xigbar asks.

"… I thought Axel told him." Luxord says sheepishly.

"Huh? I thought Larxene did!" Axel protests.

"And here I thought that Saix puppy did!" She claims.

"…. Demyx? Time to wake up!" Roxas is heard saying loudly.

"In 3...2.…1." When Xaldin reached one, Roxas comes flying out of the top of the tent, being stabbed up by a pillar of water.

"Goooood morning Organization!" Demyx says sleepily as he comes out of the tent.

"Good morning Demyx." Everyone greets him. There was consequences otherwise.

"Mornin'… Dem." Roxas says, hanging from his boxers on an EXTREMELY tall pine tree.

"Wow, Roxas! How'd you get up there?" Demyx asks, looking surprised.

"I don't wanna get outta beeed…" They hear Sora complain as Riku emerges from his own tent and goes to the fire and pull out a burning log. He goes into Sora's tent.

"OOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!" Sora runs out of the tent and dives into the pond. Steam and hot bubbles come from the area where he dived as he comes back up, holding his steaming backside.

"What? He wouldn't wake up!" Riku says to the shocked stares of the Organization.

"And they say WE'RE the bad guys." Xion jokes. Axel nods.

"Yup…"

"I have low blood sugar… LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!" Haru screams as Lexaeus pulls him out of the tent by his ankle and drags him to the pond and throws him in.

"The water's nice, huh?" Sora asks Haru. Haru spits out a torrent of water and pulls a frog from his shirt.

"Nice. Riiiight." They both come out of the water and get fresh clothes.

"…. No one wake me up! I'm already awake!" Erika protests from the girls's area of the camp.

"Alright everyone! Get food into your stomachs, we're heading out in a few minutes!" Xemnas commands.

"someone take that thing from him before I kill him." Larxene snarls.

"Yeah, beware Larxy's bunnies of doom." Axel mutters under his breath. Soon everyone gets into clean(ish) clothes and gets their breakfast. They all dutifully troop off in pairs to a small dock where Xemnas had rented some rafts.

Justa River

"…. Justa River?" Axel laughs as he reads the sign placed at the dock.

"What's so funny about that?" Xion asks.

"Just…. Never mind…" Axel grins, still amused.

"I'm going to drown." Larxene says, looking into the deep water.

"Larxene! Axel! Come over here, immediately!" Vexen commands. The two glance at each other and then shout in unison:

"FUCK YOU!"

"NOW!" Vexen snarls, holding a small manila envelope of pictures that the pair thought that they destroyed.

"….. Yes, IV!" They shout, coming over. Vexen smiles coldly, triumphant. He hands them each a bottle of what looked like sunscreen.

"…. SPF THE FUCK?" Axel reads off the label.

"JUST PUT IT ON! It'll make you waterproof!" Vexen tells them.

"……" Larxene squirts some into her hand and rubs the lotion into her face. Vexen flicks some water at her, which just dribbles off her cheek without harming her.

"COOL!" Axel applies it.

"EVERYWHERE, you morons. Otherwise WE'LL be the ones getting shocked!" Vexen snarls.

".. EVERYWHERE?!"

"EVERYWHERE." Axel sighs and goes to the bushes.

"That's just gross…." Xion says in shock. After the two hydrophobics get their waterproofing done, they head into the boats.

"… I'm sea sick.." Axel groans, turning slightly green.

"Axel, we're not even off the dock." Roxas tells him.

"Pfft, Axel can't swim." Sora giggles, looking mischievous.

"Shit, he's planning somethin'!" Axel moans, looking for somewhere to barf.

"Move out!" Xemnas commands, starting to paddle away.

"… Demyx, if we tip over, save us, kay?" Roxas requests as he removes the rope and starts figuring out the oars.

"Sure!" Demyx says happily as they head off.