Well, an update.
Not necessarily a good one, but it's updated!
Disclaimers: KH, FF (which hasn't come out yet… or will actually), and anything else is not mine. Except the campsite.
I made those up.
ENJOY!
Note: I'd like to thank Erika (basis on Erika the character) who's my co-authoress.
HAHAH! It's worked!
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Justa River
"Let me die!" Axel groans, turning bright green as the boat rocks gently in the shallows of the river.
"Axel, it's not THAT bad." Roxas tells him.
"Yes it is!!" Axel moans, immediately throwing up over the side.
"EWWWW!!" Demyx and Erika say in unison. They scooch away from him.
"…. Pathetic." Lexaeus says simply, while holding onto the sides of the raft for dear life.
"SAYS ROCK HEAD!" Axel snarls, before going back to the edge and moaning. Saix turns to the reviewers.
"For those who have never been rafting or are concerned with this minor detail, there are two boats with 10 people in each. I, Superior, Roxas, Erika, Xion, Sora, Demyx, Larxene, Axel, and Zexion are all in this blue one. The others are in the red raft." He explains simply.
"Who the freak is he talking to?" Demxy whispers to Xion.
"He's just a crazy puppy. ARE YOU A CRAZY PUPPY, SAIX?!" She yells out to him.
"NO, I AM NOT!" Saix snarls.
"Alright everyone! We're going into the middle of the river! The current's stronger so it'll be a little bumpier!" Xemnas calls out.
"FUCK YOUR MAMA!" Xigbar shouts, taking advantage of the fact that he was in the other boat."FUCK YOURS!" Xemnas yells at him.
"… Riku, now!" Sora and Riku pull out some fireworks and somehow manage to light them in the middle of a turbulent river.
"HEY AXEL! CATCH!" Sora throws at him.
"Huh?" Axel looks up and snatches the firecracker from the air.
"SHIT AXEL! DROP IT!" Roxas yells at him, as Axel just stares at it.
"What the hell is-" It blows up in his hand, leaving him covered in soot.
".. it." Axel throws the remains of the cherry bomb into the river.
"THAT'S LITTERING AXEL!" Riku yells, throwing his own at him. Why they picked Axel to be their target was simply the fact that he was fireproof.
"FUCK YOU ALL!" Axel grabs an oar from Demyx and throws it at Riku, who dodges. He smirks and makes a face at the furious pyro.
"TAKE THIS!!" He summons a giant fireball and throws it viciously at Sora.
"AXEL NO-!!!" In moments, a fiery inferno like a miniature Titanic splits the inflatable raft in two and sends all its passengers into the river.
"……" Everyone in the red raft just watch in shock as ten members of the camping crew vanish into the murky depths of the innocent looking river.
"HOLY CRAP." Everyone turns to look at Riku.
"I didn't know it'd do THAT." He says, looking shocked.
To be continued…..
Now.
Unknown Location
"YOU LITTLE FUCKTARD!" Xemnas screams at Sora, shaking him violently and strangling him.
"Mr. Xemnas stop!" Erika says, looking angry.
"… Where ARE we?" Demyx asks, slamming the side of his head to get water out of his ears.
"…. There's a sign over here." Zexion says simply, looking at the sign.
"WHAT?!" Everyone comes to take a look.
"I can't read it!" Xemnas complains. Axel raises an eyebrow as he reads the sign perfectly to himself.
"Neither can I. It must be in some bizarre and forgotten language." Zexion says softly.
"… It's in Spanish." Sora says looking confused at the Organization.
"… What?"
"I'll translate. AHEM!
'Here is a site of forbidden um, lugares is place ..
Here is a sire of forbidden places where the darkness of men's heart live.
Go now weary traveler and seek refuge elsewhere.
Only the pure of heart may reside on this island.
All others beware the monstrous…. AARRRRRGGGHHH.' " Sora finishes, tilting his head as he finishes his translation.
"The what?" Xemnas asks, looking confused.
"It doesn't say that!" Larxene slaps Sora on the head.
"IT DOES! It just says… AAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH." Sora says defensibly as he points to the sign. Zexion meanwhile, had been taking notes on the sign and translating them himself through the almighty and slightly soaked Lexicon.
"Sora was right, it DID say … AAAARRRRGGHH." Zexion confirms.
"SEE!" Sora says smugly.
"But why would it say that?" Demyx asks.
"Maybe they were dictating!" Axel puts in.
"Maybe the authoress is simply too lazy to come up with material and resorted to stealing from Monty Python." Saix adds.
"He's insane, ignore him." Roxas says, rolling his eyes.
"Look, if they WERE dictating, why would he put on the sign?" Xemnas says logically.
"who said it was a HE? It could be a girl." Larxene comments.
"So… We'll beat up this AARRRRRRRGGHH! Whatever it is!" Xion says defiantly.
"…. So, where are we?" Erika asks, looking around. They were on a sandy beach, there was nothing but blue ocean as far as the eye could see, and there were plenty of palm trees.
"THE BAHAMAS!! WE MADE IT TO THE BAHAMAS!" Demyx says excitedly.
"… Yes, on the very pleasant isle of AAARRRGH!! NO, WE'RE NOT IN THE BAHAMAS YOU MORON!!!" Larxene screams.
"… then… we're stranded on a desert island. With no food, no water-" Xemnas starts saying.
"No cable TV." Demyx adds.
"- And we may very well STARVE!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!" Xemnas wails, collapsing to the floor of the sandy beach.
"… We grew up on an island just like this. I think we'll be fine." Erika whispers to Sora, giggling as Xemnas goes deeper into his pit of despair.
"Yeah! We're used to it!" Sora marches off to find some coconuts and mushrooms.