Hello everybody!

We're updating today, on most of my fanfics!

Disclaimers: KH, FF (which hasn't come out yet… or will actually), and anything else is not mine. And neither is Monty Python where I got the sign joke from last chapter. OR the final joke, you know which movie it's from guys.

Maybe I should bring out the bunny….. Just an idea, folks.

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Aaaaargh Isla (officially named by Demyx and Xion)

"I'm bored." Xion says, watching lazily as Xemnas jumps back into the water to try to swim back to the campsite. As with the other twenty three times, he was pushed back to shore by the giant current.

"………….I wonder what everyone else is doing?" Sora says, munching on a banana he found.

"Yeah…. And I wish I had a snow cone." Xion sighs, when one falls from the sky and lands perfectly into her hand.

"…." Everyone stares at the blueberry grape strawberry snow cone. Xion takes a lick, staring in wonder.

"Now I wish I had a bazillion munny." Xion says to the sky.

"Oh come on, that is not goin-" Saïx starts to say when a big clinking bag tumbles into a tree next to Xion.

"….. I am SO going to abuse this." Xion states, grinning evilly.

Meanwhile…..

Campsite

"Okay, we file a missing person's report and let the police handle this." Riku says, now having a black eye from how hard Namine and Kairi had punched him.

"Yeaaaah….. Let's file a missing person's report when WE'RE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS! HOW DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THIS?" Xigbar argues.

"….Well, we could…" Riku says, shrugging.

"Find help." Lexaeus says, heading back to the van.

"Lexy, where you goin' buddy?" Xigbar says as he drives off.

"Fuck, now we're stuck here!" Marluxia swears violently in various languages as everyone stares. He normally didn't act like that.

"…. Pardon my French." Marluxia blushes, fanning himself with a hand as he gets embarrassed.

"Wait, no one knows how to drive?" Luxord asks. Everyone shakes their head, except Kairi who nods.

"I don't trust no women drivers." Xigbar states, receiving several glares from the remaining girls in the group.

"Well, let's go out on the raft and try to find them." Riku decides, pulling out the life vests again.

"HIYA!" Someone calls out, and Lexaeus reappears with three boys in two. A blonde one (who was covered in ketchup for some unknown reason), one with black hair (who was covered in mustard) and a last one with mousy brown hair who was covered in what looked like melted slushie.

"Hi, Lexaeus told us you needed help?" The black haired one says, his small white badge on his shirt reading 'Frank.'

"Yeah! We got fired again, so let's help these guys out! … Is there any chicks with the group that got lost?" the blonde one asks, smiling a very perverted smile. His name tag read 'Phil'.

"Yes; Larxene and Xion." Xaldin says, staring at the three boys.

"I'M ON MY WAY LADIES!" Phil states immediately, running into the woods.

"…. Fucking moron." Frank says simply, not looking concerned at all for his nutso friend.

"Um… We'll call the Rangers, if you'd like." The last one, whose name tag read 'Steve', says. He looked very calmed compared to the hyper Phil.

"Thanks, that's real nice of ya." Xigbar tells them, relieved that he didn't have to do it.

"Kay, we'll go get them!" Steve and Frank say in unison, going on the trail back to the Rangers' Office.

"What nice boys." Vexen says, giving everyone the chills with his evil grin.

Arrrrrgh Island

"…. Dude, this is getting old." Larxene says, still watching Xemnas jumping into the ocean.

"Yeah… Come play Playstation with us, Larxy!" Demyx says as he starts strumming on the plastic controller. He starts playing 'Through The Fire And The Flames' with ease where Axel and Roxas start frantically pressing random buttons as they try to keep up.

"SON OF A BIITCH!" Axel yelps as he epically fails.

"HEY!" Xion says, reaching for….

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Xion wails, remembering that she'd left the cuss cup in her Organization jacket, which was in her tent.

"Uh. If I didn't know any better, I'd say we have an unknown benefactor, Zexion." Saix says as he begins to suntan. He had nothing better to do.

"Quite. It is very bizarre." Zexion responds, hiding underneath a giant rainbow umbrella as he read A Midsummer Night's Dream.

"Indeed…. Who said I was a benefactor?" A harsh whisper demands, freezing everyone in place. A mist comes from the forest ("Son of a bitch, since when is there a FOREST on a tropical island?" Axel comments as he hears the narration) as a murky figure emerges dramatically from the fog.

"… Who the fuck are you?" Saïx snarls, summoning his Claymore.

"IT'S THE BOOGEYMAN!" Sora shrieks, hiding behind a rock. The man smiles coldly, nodding.

"Hello again, Sora." He murmurs, hiding a vicious smile.

"Oogey Boogey?" Xion asks, looking confused.

"That is my cousin; I am the real deal." the 'boogey man' says, bowing to her slightly.

"…………………………….............................." Everyone cracks up laughing.

"SO YOU'RE THE AAAARGH?" Demyx says, clutching at his stomach as he howls with laughter.

"…. Son of a bitch, I KNEW I should have replaced that stupid sign!" the man snarls, revealing razor sharp teeth.

"Look; I'm someone who's fought lots of guys WAAAAY tougher than YOU every day since I was 14. Now, back off before I send you to Kingdom Hearts and back!" Sora says, immediately getting braver.

"Hmm…… Then you won't mind if I tell them about Fifi?" the man says, smiling evilly. Sora turns pale.

"Don't you dare."

"Ahh…. I remember the day well. Little Sora with his-"

"SHUT UP!" Sora rushes forward with the Keyblade, the man dodges it, sprouting bat wings and safely making up to a tree.

"-LITTLE PINK POODLE PLUSHY FIFI." Boogey (let's just call him that) finishes. Sora turns blood red as Xion snickers under her breath.

"… The hell is he talking about, Sora?" Roxas demands, not liking where this was going.

"IT WAS A PRESENT FROM MY MOM; I COULDN'T THROW IT AWAY WITHOUT HER GETTING MAD!" Sora screams, turning nearly blue from repressed fury.

"Roxas, your Other is a fuckin' wuss." Axel comments.

"Indeed." Saïx agrees, a very rare occasion actually.

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!" Sora snarls, trying one more time to kill Boogey. Boogey just dodges, yawning in boredom.

"Now, since you're on my island, I usually allow my guests one night of freedom and enjoy- … What?" Demyx was waving his hand.

"It's the middle of the afternoon." He points out.

"Shut the fuck before I gut you, duck boy." Boogey snarls, making Demyx turn a very nice shade of purple.

"Now, as I was saying, I allow my guests one day of luxury before I mentally torture and mutilate them. So, enjoy, while I go sharpen my scythe. Farewell!" He vanishes.

"….. That was stupid." Larxene comments as she goes back to watching Xemnas jump into the ocean.

"I'll say!" A random blonde kid says, taking a seat beside her.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" Everyone yells.

"Ah, I'm Phil! Not that Phil, I'm Phillip Pervola the Third, at your service." Phil says sweetly, bowing.

"… Don't I know you?" Larxene demands.

"Why, dear sweet girl! I would NEVER forget such a pretty face!" Phil says, obviously flirting.

"HEY FORBIDDEN! MAKE YOUR PAL CUT THE SHIT BEFORE I KILL HIM!" Larxene yells to the authoress, giving a furious glare to Phil.

"… Now LARXENE is going crazy!" Haru says, sighing in frustration.

"Well, it can't get any wor-" It starts pouring rain the moment Sora says this.

"………….. WERE YOU ABOUT TO SAY WORSE?" The Organization members demand, scowling at the trembling Keyblade Master.

"Oh no, I wasn't! I wish for a house to take shelter in." Sora says to the sky, making a very nice two story farm house appear.

"My, Toto! We sur-" A girl in blue gingham starts to say.

"MOVE IT!" Larxene shoves her out of the way and goes inside.

"Sorry!" Everyone follows her and slams the door shut on the girl and her dog.

"How rude!" The girl marches off, angrily.